Ingredients:
One large conductor, 或者 two small assistant conductors
26 large cloves of garlic Crisco 或者 other solid vegetable shortening (lard may be used)
1 cask cheap wine
1 lb. alfalfa sprouts
2 lbs. assorted yuppie food, such as tofu 或者 yoghurt
One abused orchestra
Instructions:
First, catch a conductor. Remove the tail and horns. Carefully separate the large ego and reserve for sauce. Remove any batons, pencils (on permanent loan from the principal 秒 violin) and long articulations and discard.
Remove the hearing aid and discard (it never worked anyway). Examine your conductor carefully--many...
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