1. Call him Spork, Spook, 或者 any other possible mispronunciation of his name ALL THE TIME. (yes, anagrams count)
2. Follow him around reciting paradoxes and ask him to explain their logic.
3. Have the entire crew dress up as Dr. McCoy, so all he sees is a ship full of McCoy clones.
4. Find something illogical about every Vulcan custom and tradition.
5. Introduce him to Autocorrect.
6. When he goes in for a physical, have McCoy surgically alter his vocal cords so his voice sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks.
7. Program the ship's computer so that every time he enters a room, the chorus of either "Poker Face" 由 Lady Gaga 或者 "Sexy and I Know It" 由 LMFAO plays.
8. Make him wear a red shirt.
9. Refer to the Pon Farr as "that time of month" for Vulcans.
10. Hide Kirk/Spock 斯莱什 all throughout his quarters.
11. Give him 随意 messages and instructions that make absolutely no sense. Bonus points if 你 can get other crew members to do it too.
12. Write 爱情 letters to Kirk and McCoy and sign them as Spock.
13. Ask him to explain the logic behind Beliebers.
14. Speak to him in gibberish.
15. Throw water on him and see if he melts. (like the Wicked Witch of the West)
16. Inquire about the anatomical differences between Vulcans and humans in certain, *ahem*, areas.
17. When he claims that he doesn't 显示 emotion, scoff and sarcastically say "Oh really. Then explain this." Proceed to 显示 video of every time he's shown emotion. (like the scene in "Amok Time" when he's obviously overjoyed to have Jim back.)
18. Claim that he's not attracted to anyone because he's "fixed".
19. Speak to him in Elvish.
20. Glue a dreadlocks wig and a rasta hat on his head.
21. Eat nothing but meat in front of him, especially things that 你 have to eat off a bone, like ribs 或者 drumsticks.
22. Force him to wear a 衬衫 that says "Becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak."
23. Draw on his face while he's sleeping. -Kindly 提交 由 ErinPrimette (deviantART)
