Why Do Ghouls Fall in Love?

Monster Parent: Dracula
Age: 1,599 (I can't wait for my Sweet 1600th)
Killer Style: My dad calls me Draculaura but to my 老友记 I’m Ula D. I 爱情 to splash my black outfits with some cheery 粉, 粉色 and I even carry a frilly umbrella so I can take an occasional walk in the sun.
Freaky Flaw: Since I can’t see my reflection in a mirror, I have to leave the house not knowing if my clothes and makeup are just right. Of course after 1,599 years of practice I’ve gotten pretty good at it.
Pet: Count Fabulous is my BFF (Bat Friend Forever), he’s a very proud and proper bat but I just can’t help...

Wellit continues like this.....
9:45 pm
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Clawdeen and Billy were sharing a 床, 床上 asleep.
Heath and Abbey were making out.
Vikki and 鸭, 德雷克 were asleep on the bunk beds.
Mr Midnight and Surprisingly Bloodie VI were playing Mortal Warefair 3.
Spectra and Clawtina were straight ing their hair.
Baxter was at the wheel of the bus.
Clawd was watching the Football on TV.

Bloodie 说 "Code red in the house"!
Mr M 说 "Code Blue, Hijacks are ready to attack Team B".
"Can 你 two knuckle heads keep it down". Clawd demanded.
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Spectra applied some lip balm on her dry lips.
"So 你 and Clawd are dating"....

Oh yeah
Monday Tuesday we were cool
Wednesday I found out 'bout you
Caught my 心 由 telling lies
You weren't what 你 advertise
But silly me to believe

I was unique
When I'm gone 你 put on a show
Oh whoa whoa 你 gotta go
'Cause what's true about you
Who are 你 when I'm gone
Wanted to be with you
Don't know what I was on
'Cause 你 got me to forget me
Oh whoa whoa 你 know that's true
Yea 你 got me to forget me
So Friday I'll be over you

Oh yeah
No no I ain't gonna cry
Go and be with her tonight
I really don't care what 你 do
Cause Friday ill be over you
And silly me to believe

I was unique
When I'm gone you...

For royal eyes only!

Undated

It is important for those of us with royal blood to leave a record of our musings for the common folk who will never know the splendor of our lives and for the historian whose life is dedicated to the proclamation of our greatness...or so says my father. But what it comes down to is this:

You want to be me

You can't be me

You'll never be me

So get over it.

July 3rd

Nothing to do today, but being bored is for commoners. So I shall choose to rise above this state 由 declaring that today is a 日 for doing nothing...yeah, like that worked.

July 10th

Father received...