So, this is just plain old wierd.

Today I realized something. Something life changing.
I realized that I'm a fox. No kidding.
And Sonic is a hedgehog.

Think 'food chain.'

As I thought of this, I realized how much Sonic must trust me. This is the biggest thing since Cosmo died.
Isn't this just... I hope this does not inspire any fanart, because that is not who I am.

And just so we're clear, I haven't eaten Sonic.
I'd never do that. He's saved my life so many times.
It wouldn't be right to just go and eat him, would it?