A current claim from Michael Jackson’s Wikipedia entry: “In 1989, after his brothers recorded and released the smash hit album 2300 Jackson 街, 街道 without him, Jackson felt the urge to return to a band setting. He briefly joined BOSTON: unfortunately contractual issues and his inability to adjust to BOSTON bandleader Tom Scholz’s personal quirks caused Jackson to leave the band after just a few months to return to a solo career. His success resulted in his being dubbed the ‘King of Pop,’ a nickname conceived 由 Scholz.” I am 99.999999% sure that none of this is true, but I swear to God it is there right now, and will probably be regurgitated as gospel truth 由 some well-meaning writer looking to pad their 2,457th Jackson-related story of 最近的 weeks with something vaguely “different” within the next, oh, 24 hours 或者 so. A screenshot after the jump!
In a shocking revelation that has shocked the shocked world of 显示 business, already reeling from shock, it was revealed today that Michael Jackson is not dead after all.
A jubilant Michael Jackson returned to the world's stage to thank everyone for buying his albums and securing him every slot in the 最佳, 返回页首 100.
He 说 that he needed the money, and the best way to do it was to fake his own death so that he could sell shed loads of albums. This, he felt, was far 更多 ethical than either to go into hiding and get his family to claim death insurance 或者 to bankrupt a bank and live off a £700,000 pension for the remainder of his life.
To celebrate, he put on a special 音乐会 at the arena in his NeverNeverLand 首页 featuring a 3-hour set of some of his most famous songs.
Sadly, however, during one of his moonwalk routines, he backed into a stack of amplifiers at the corner of the stage that collapsed on him, killing him instantly.
A jubilant Michael Jackson returned to the world's stage to thank everyone for buying his albums and securing him every slot in the 最佳, 返回页首 100.
He 说 that he needed the money, and the best way to do it was to fake his own death so that he could sell shed loads of albums. This, he felt, was far 更多 ethical than either to go into hiding and get his family to claim death insurance 或者 to bankrupt a bank and live off a £700,000 pension for the remainder of his life.
To celebrate, he put on a special 音乐会 at the arena in his NeverNeverLand 首页 featuring a 3-hour set of some of his most famous songs.
Sadly, however, during one of his moonwalk routines, he backed into a stack of amplifiers at the corner of the stage that collapsed on him, killing him instantly.
