“The 'not-giving-a-fuck' meter is as far into the red-zone as ever before.”
"Life is like a permanent limp dick, with an occassional blow job" [When told 由 Phil that life is like a permanent cloudy day, with an occassional sunshine]”
“I'm just sittin here trying not to be unhappy.”
“One of my few shortcomings is that I can't predict the future.”
“They paint fucking white lines in the middle of the road and the cops tell 你 你 can't drive there, but they don't do anything to prevent 你 like puting nails in the road.”
“Doing things the way 你 see it, going 由 your own heart...
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