“Hurry up Merlin, walk faster” Arthur 说 with not much enthusiasm.
“Well I’m sorry” 说 Merlin “I can’t help being so slow while I’m holding both of our stuff”
Arthur rolled his eyes. They were out hunting in the forest.
“Did 你 hear that?” exclaimed Merlin.
“Yes, it was a deer and 你 scared it away…”
“Sorry” Merlin whispered.
They kept on walking when they saw a 秒 deer, this one bigger than the last.
“Shh” Arthur 说 to Merlin while getting ready to shoot his bow.
He had a clear view, he was certain he was going to get it. Then all of a sudden there...

1. Ask him when neckerchiefs came back into style.

2. Tell him that "hocus-pocus" and "bippiddibobbidiboo" are better spells than the ones he's learned.

3. Ask him who cut his hair- 你 want to know because you're hungry for pudding!

4. Hand him a sword and 头盔 and tell him that Arthur requires his services as a practicing dummy.

5. Tell him that Gaius exchanged his spell book for 'Cinderella' and he still hasn't realised.

6. Tell everyone in the 城堡 about his undying 爱情 for Arthur.

7. Tell everyone in the 城堡 about his frequent compliments to Arthur about him being a genius.

8. Clean...

So I’ve been 阅读 a lot of meta lately, and some of the responses I’ve seen have got my hackles up. Read at your peril.

Goddamn but I do hate queer-baiting. I hate the whole concept it represents, I hate that it happens, but most of all, I hate that certain quarters in a fandom will use it as an excuse to discourage/disprove any points a gay ship has towards becoming canon.

"Oh, Regina and Emma touched one another and made literal magic? Queer baiting!"

"Oh, Castiel told Dean that he was his primary motivation in abandoning heaven? Queer baiting!"

"Oh, Merlin took off Arthur’s pants and...