Everyone knows of the 南瓜 King who once 偷了 Christmas, and ruined thousands of little kids sugar 李子, 梅花 dreams. Well today hes gone from 南瓜 King to 南瓜 Father for after that 万圣节前夕 night he got married to Sally the Rag Doll. Two years later he hath had a baby with the name of maria... 你 know what? Why don't we stop talking like i'm 写作 in the scriptures and talk normally. So well it hath.... I'm doing it again aren't I? Well sixteen years later, That is where the story began...

"Where's my stinkin', Honey?" Jack calls from his bedroom closet. "Yes dear?" Sally asked from...