My Twilight tattoo and my Jacob 项链 <3333

so here are some great bitchy 语录 :D

~If the ocean was made of 伏特加 and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt 伏特加 and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.~

~I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you~

~I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what 你 can't have~

~Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.~

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Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless 你 use magic marker then you're fucked~

~Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first site? 或者 should I walk 由 again~

ˇ~They say true 爱情 hides behind...