爱情

From an 电子邮箱 I got.

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC 秒 LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying 你 screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything 你 are not.

Love may be beautiful, 爱情 may be bliss,
But I only slept with 你 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could 爱情 no other --
That is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,...

I 爱情 my parents.

I don't know how I'll live without my parents, because I realize that they are the only people I'll always have. 老友记 don't last forever, and partners don't either. But your parents... they stick with 你 from the beginning until the very end. Even when they leave the world, their memory and their wise lessons guide 你 throughout life. The 爱情 your parents have for 你 is the strongest 爱情 ever felt 由 humans. And I think it would be idiotic to say otherwise.

I fight a lot with my parents. I become insolent and harsh with them at times, and sometimes, I exceed to such...