Sexy 爱情 语录

Boys Friend: hey, he likes you, 你 want to go out?
Girl: um.. no. sorry.

8th grade:
boy: i like her and i want her to know..will 你 tell her.
boy's friend: sure

Boy's friend: he likes 你 and he wants to go out with you.
Girl: no i like someone else.

That Summer:
Boy: i like her and i want to tell her.

Boy: i like 你 and i want to go out with you.
Girl: no i just want to be friends.

few days later:
Girl: He likes me but i don't like him
Girls' friends: i don't think he will bother 你 again. i dare 你 to go out with 下一个 guy to ask 你 out.
Girl: ok

The 下一个 day:
Boy: i really like 你 will 你 please...

I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do 你 think ?


When 你 break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses 你 - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want 你 to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants 你 to read it ]
When she walks away from 你 mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ 吻乐队（Kiss） her ]
When she pushes 你 或者 hit's 你 - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at 你 - [ 吻乐队（Kiss） her and tell her 你 爱情 her ]
When she ignore's 你 - [ Give her your...