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100. Giggle.
99. Giggle and lick your lips.
98. Giggle, lick your lips, and then rub your belly all over.
97. Say things like, “Wow...you’re really strong and good,” and, “Sometimes I wish I was your 衬衫 so I could hug 你 all day. Your 衬衫 is so lucky. [sigh]”
96. Flirt 由 playing with your hair. (Games like Tic-Tac-Toe are easy as the hair can quickly be formed into X's and O’s on a sheet of notebook paper. 你 may also make hair 玩偶 and hair bracelets!)
95. Hide from your crush whenever they are near. This adds mystery to your blossoming relationship. If your crush spots 你 hiding, yelp and run. But run in a sassy, sexy, playful manner. Crying is okay, but only if it’s sexy crying.
94. If your crush sees 你 crying and asks what’s wrong, just giggle forcefully to ease the tension. Then mention how lucky his 衬衫 is. Then run. Better yet, skip! Skipping, even if you're crying and giggling, will make 你 seem free-spirited!
93. Send a funny text message. But 你 don’t want your message to get 迷失 in a sea of other messages, so send it when he’s least likely to receive messages. 3:19 am on a Tuesday is perfect! Then send it again at 4:19 am to make sure he got it. Send it to his parents as well. That way, you’ll be the topic of conversation at breakfast! Yay!
92. Flirt with someone at a bookstore 由 slapping the book out of their hands and whispering, “Books are word prisons!” Then karate chop the air and saunter away.
91. Brag! Bragging is great and sexy!!!!
90. Ask to borrow a pencil. Then use the pencil to write, “I own bras. Not kidding,” on a sheet of paper. Then casually point to the phrase with the borrowed pencil. Wink with both eyes!
89. Eat an 苹果 in front of your crush, only using your eyes.
88. Fall down a lot, hoping someone hot will help 你 up. (Wear pads a helmet!)
87. Snorting is extreme giggling, and thus is considered extreme flirting.
86. Play footsie, but don’t keep score. That ruins it.
85. Sit behind your crush and try to touch his hair with your tongue without having him notice. It’s harder than 你 think. (But oh so worth it!)
84. Make a deal with a ghost: If the ghost haunts your crush until he falls in 爱情 with you, 你 will help the ghost solve his own murder.
83. Tell your crush about this whole ghost deal.
82. Send your flirt partner this 文章 in an 电子邮箱 with the subject line “Mmmmmm.”
80. Flirt with your knees and scalp.
79. Flirt with a made up language that’s based on hand noises.
78. Place a 蜘蛛 on your cheek and approach your handsome stranger. This will help initiate some flirty face touching.
77. Tell your crush all about the wedding you've planned in your head. This helps him know you’re serious and will certainly take things to the 下一个 level.
76. Flirt via whispers...while he’s napping.
75. To flirt in a crowded elevator, lean into your flirt partner and press your nose into his jacket. When he asks what you’re doing, say, “I need to filter out the fart smell. Your 夹克 smells nice. It’s like anti-fart.”
74. Run for Congress. During the campaign, drop hints that 你 may need a 日期 to the victory party.
73. Start an inside joke with your flirt partner.
72. If 你 don’t know how to start an inside joke, pour blue paint on your head while 唱歌 “Happy Birthday.” A few days later, smile and ask your crush, “Remember when I poured paint on my head and sang? Haha...that was so bonkers, right? Kiss?”
71. It’s easy to flirt if you’re famous. Become famous.
70. Produce enough sweat that it’s dripping off your body, then flirt 由 saying, “I'm kind of a cloud.”
69. Give your crush a half a $100 bill and say, “Want the other half? Come and get it.” Then 吞, 燕子 the other half.
68. Flirt with someone else. This causes jealousy, and jealousy always leads to love, and never causes drama 或者 tension.
67. To flirt during a road trip, tell everyone 你 have to use the bathroom. When they reach a rest stop, lean over to your crush, point to the bathroom, and whisper, “I’m going to be half-naked in there.” That’s totally erotic and not scary-weird.
66. Name each of his eyelashes and then speak to them directly.
65. The 秒 best way to flirt during class is 由 passing a note. The best way to flirt during class is 由 passing a bra.
64. Posting silly 照片 on his 脸谱 墙 while he’s out of town is easy and fun, but posting silly 照片 on his bedroom 墙 is 更多 effective.
63. Make him a dessert. If 你 lack cooking skills, just pour sugar on your shoulder and tell him it’s a new trendy 甜点 called “French Skin.”
62. Carve your name into his car 或者 house. But only when he’s looking. (You don’t want someone else to get the credit!)
61. Buy new shoes and ask your flirt partner,
“Wanna see how high I can jump in my new kicks?” If he doesn’t care, jump as high as 你 can. That’ll 显示 him!
60. Let your eyes do the flirting, 由 using tears to write him 爱情 notes.
59. The way 你 play an instrument can be very sensual and flirtations. For instance, try playing the harp with your tongue.
58. If flirting makes 你 nervous, do it with your eyes closed tight and ears plugged up.
57. Wear a wedding gown. (But nothing too fancy.)
56. Punctuate everything 你 say with, “Know-what-I-mean, stinky bean!”
55. Flirt with your belly button and whatever
voice 你 feel your belly button would have.
54. Add some romance and flirtation to a high-five 由 immediately smelling your hand after it’s completed.
53. Go green! Flirting can also be environmentally friendly. Tell your flirt-mate he can save water 由 using your own tears of joy as a shower! And instead of plastic grocery bags, use a cloth bag 你 made from his used tissues.
52. Trading 图书 back and forth is a fun way to flirt. Select titles carefully. Stay away from non-romantic 图书 like Catcher in the Rye and stick with lovey-dovey 图书 like The Notebook 或者 the phone book with your address and number highlighted in 粉, 粉色 and all other numbers blacked out with marker.
51. Don’t blink. If 你 blink, 你 may miss something flirty!
50. If your crush is chewing on the end of a pencil, chew on the other side until 你 meet in the middle, Lady and the Tramp style.
49. It’s hard to tell if someone is flirting with 你 或者 just being nice, so it’s best to analyze every detail for hours and hours until 你 figure it out. Go ahead and lose a few nights' sleep as 你 decipher the flirting. It will be worth it.
48. Flirting while exercising is easy if 你 choose the right activity, such as leap frogging.
47. If you’re already in a relationship, but still want to flirt with someone else, go ahead! Nothing bad can come of this. Yep, this will endly splendidly for all!
46. Flirt with your roller 滑冰 stopper.
45. Flirt at a coffee 商店 由 buying your crush a drink and then stirring it with your pinky.
44. Flirt in line at the movie theater 由 casually saying, “So...I’m pretty good at hugs. Yep.”
43. Study together, and say 你 really need help with your anatomy homework. Then learn about the circulatory system because that’s difficult and 你 will need to study for the exam. Then make out...somehow.
42. Ask him questions. Guys like that. Here are some examples:
What are your hobbies?
What’s your 最喜爱的 food?
What movie do 你 really want to see?
Wanna taste my mouth?
Have 你 ever been to Europe?
Did 你 know I own real bras?
41. Flirt with your eyelashes 由 lining up your old eyelashes so they spell, “Date my entire body!?!?”
40. Flirt 由 being mean to him until he falls in 爱情 with you. This will work. Just keep at it and never be nice. If he cries, it’s a clear sign that it’s working.
39. Flirt 由 buying him a 船, 小船 或者 museum membership.
38. Flick a rubber band at his face. Boys 爱情 that! Feels good.
37. Buy him a bouquet of roses. He won’t want it, so then 你 say, “I’ll take them if 你 don’t want them.” And then that counts as him giving 你 flowers. Awww!
36. Spoil all the 电影院 for him so 你 won’t have to waste time going to movies. 你 can just make out!!!
35. Having a handsome man teach 你 the proper form for swinging a 网球 racquet can be very flirtatious. If 你 don’t play tennis, have him teach 你 the proper form for swinging a fly swatter.
34. Tell your flirting partner, “I think you're sexy. We should 日期 and kiss.”
33. Flirt 由 putting a dollop of mustard on your lip and walk around waiting for Prince Charming to seductively wipe it off.
32. Flirt with a cashier 由 buying sexy, sexy things like bras and 50 Shades of Grey. Then give him a thumbs up that lasts 30 seconds.
31. Flirt with a dog owner 由 asking, “What kind of dog is she?” and follow up with, “Does your dog bark when 你 吻乐队（Kiss） strangers? Wanna see what my mouth tastes like?” Then thumbs up your way to a smooch!
30. Flirt over Twitter and text messaging 由 blaming autocorrect. Example: “Tim, I like your butt and muscles. Oops. Sorry. Autocorrect changed that. Meant to say, I like your friendship and kindness.”
29. End every 电子邮箱 with a romantic quote from your 最喜爱的 author. Example: “I wrenched the door out of my way — ridiculously eager — and there he was, my personal miracle.” - Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse
28. Use goofy humor to flirt. “You know what I like best about the word ‘fruit’? 你 and I are together.” And then add, “Get it!?” while clapping.
27. Flirt 由 ending everything 你 say with, “Bloopy boop!” That’s hot!
26. Flirt with someone at the grocery store 由
winking and then karate chop the air. Then say, “Yeah. I thought so...” and walk away. (Let him come to you!)
25. Flirt 由 offering him a piece of gum. If he accepts the offer, take the gum out of your mouth and cram it into his mouth.
24. Just walk up to an attractive stranger and say, “What?!?”
23. Mention your bra.
22. Write your crushes name on your hand and then when 你 see your crush, say, “Your name is Pete Robertson? That’s so weird! That’s my hand’s name too! See!” Remember: This isn’t weird because it’s about love. 你 may want to mention that.
21. If 你 spot someone hot who is riding a bike, mock them 由 saying, “That’s a funny looking car.” Then drive away and never see that person again.
20. Fight over something very petty like: Which
Harry Potter spell is the best. Stand firm and do not compromise. Though your relationship will never come to fruition due to your stubbornness, at least he’ll know that the Patronus spell is all flash and not really that great.
19. Bake him a salad.
18. Drop a pencil and slowly bend over to pick it up, giving your crush a great view of your butt. Then stand upright, turn around and whisper, “I saw that, mister.” Then scream, “Security!” Then press charges, because 你 are NOT a piece of meat! Then drop the changes to 显示 your crush that 你 care.
17. A good flirt knows how to use double entendres. For instance, 你 can make the phrase, “I’d like to ride in your car,” sound sexual simply 由 winking and then adding, “I mean sex stuff.”
16. Guys don’t like being kicked. Don’t kick guys.
15. Flirt with a good-looking waiter 由 saying, “Are 你 on the menu!?” And then use drinking straws as walrus tusks. Then karate chop the air and give him a 30-second thumbs up.
14. Karate chop the air.
13. Walk up to a handsome stranger, touch his arm, and whisper, “Tag.” Then run to base and await love.
12. Guys like an intelligent girl, so walk around with a microscope and a dictionary wherever 你 go.
11. Dig a big hole. When a hot guy falls into the hole offer him a rope. Once rescued, he will be grateful and marry you. If a total loser falls into the hole, 你 will have to marry him instead, so be careful.
10. Flirt with your ankles.
9. Begin a conversation with a stranger 由 complementing their clothes and proud wizarding heritage.
8. Share an umbrella 由 sitting on his shoulders.
7. To get closer to someone’s face, lie and say you’re a dentist.
6. Read your diary out loud during lunch.
5. Write your phone number on his hand. (Works best when he’s sleeping.)
4. Find out if he’s interested in getting 晚餐
with 你 由 asking seemingly platonic 问题 such as:
Are 你 hungry?
Did 你 eat yet?
Are 你 ticklish?
3. 你 can pretend you're scared in hopes that your flirt partner will walk 首页 with you. For instance, 你 could say, “I’m afraid of goblins!” Then cry hysterically so he knows you’re serious. Vomiting really sells your fear.
2. Blow him a kiss. If he doesn’t catch it, kick him a kiss.
1. Stomp on his shoes until he loves you.
i have a heart of gold
心 your red and black 天使
amber hall
(your wife)
