From an 电子邮箱 I got.
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC 秒 LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying 你 screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything 你 are not.
爱情 may be beautiful, 爱情 may be bliss,
But I only slept with 你 'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could 爱情 no other --
That is until I met your brother.
玫瑰 are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the 玫瑰 are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I 爱情 your smile, your face, and your eyes –
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, 你 take my breath away.
What have 你 stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for 你 no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC 秒 LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying 你 screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything 你 are not.
爱情 may be beautiful, 爱情 may be bliss,
But I only slept with 你 'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could 爱情 no other --
That is until I met your brother.
玫瑰 are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the 玫瑰 are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I 爱情 your smile, your face, and your eyes –
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, 你 take my breath away.
What have 你 stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for 你 no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Not the water that travels in a flow
Not the earth that sits below
Not the wind that blows through his hair
Not the 火, 消防 that shines in his stare
None of the four old elements will do
Let's add a fifth, for me and you
One for the smile that sits on our faces
One that makes our hearts take off at paces
That slams our hearts against our ribs
That takes no offence to the jokes and the fibs
Something that reflects even better than 颜色 light
Something that makes 你 feel in flight
A feel that makes 你 thirst for more
A feel like water at beaches shore
A thing that makes 你 do hand-in-hand
A special thing 你 wouldn't trade for all the land
A truth and care 你 see in his eyes
A truth and care clearer than the clearest skies
A 火, 消防 bright to burn forever
A 火, 消防 你 keep going together
One that makes 你 smile and makes your 心 throb
One that's really for us, just us
Let's call it Love...
Not the earth that sits below
Not the wind that blows through his hair
Not the 火, 消防 that shines in his stare
None of the four old elements will do
Let's add a fifth, for me and you
One for the smile that sits on our faces
One that makes our hearts take off at paces
That slams our hearts against our ribs
That takes no offence to the jokes and the fibs
Something that reflects even better than 颜色 light
Something that makes 你 feel in flight
A feel that makes 你 thirst for more
A feel like water at beaches shore
A thing that makes 你 do hand-in-hand
A special thing 你 wouldn't trade for all the land
A truth and care 你 see in his eyes
A truth and care clearer than the clearest skies
A 火, 消防 bright to burn forever
A 火, 消防 你 keep going together
One that makes 你 smile and makes your 心 throb
One that's really for us, just us
Let's call it Love...
Then, all of a sudden I saw a light, a bright light.
As I followed it, I noticed that with each step, all the sadness, sorrow and all of that was vanishing.
Then, I found myself being invaded, invaded 由 joy, happiness and love.
The light became brighter and brighter, and i heard a voice, a sweet gentle voice, asking me to embrace the light, to follow it, so I did.
The light became so intense that I had to close my eyes, but when I opened them I saw it clearly, I saw the 天使 who had just saved me.
Nessie, that 天使 was you!^^
Thanks for all the happiness 你 brought to my life^^ 你 mean a lot to me, I 爱情 you! <33