*Sorry for mistakes!*

“Niall: Help!
Louis: Did anyone hear that?
Niall: Help!!
Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open 衬衫 and has 超人 衬衫 underneath) 超人 is here!!”

“Stop the traffic...let 'em through...”

“In my first video diary I explained my 爱情 for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”

“One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.”

“I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!”

“I 爱情 the big red bus!”

“And as for you, stop having curly hair!”

“If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”

“And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.”

“I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!”

“Woah! Calm down, Curly!”

“No,' Jimmy protested.”

“And remember people: 你 might not be plastic, but 你 are fantastic!”

“Swag mastah from Doncastah!”

“If I were to look in 你 ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?”

“Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.”

“Check mah flow!”

“I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!”

“Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.”

“Those sound like the three best 答案 I've ever heard on this 显示 even though it's the first ever of this show!”

“You can't go to sleep without a cup of 茶 and maybe thats the reason that 你 talk in your sleep...”

“Ehhhhh. I'm a song!”

“Yes! The Tommo is back!”

“It's incredible to have people 显示 their support when your doing something 你 love.”

“I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson”

"I dreamt that Spongebob was slapping me, but when I woke up it was Niall that wanted me to make him breakfast"