[A needle lands on a record. Hurley is in the 食物 storage area eating candy, chips, cereal, a steak, and ice cream. Suddenly Jin appears.]
JIN: Hi there, Hurley.
HURLEY: Jin, you're here.
JIN: I sure am.
HURLEY: Dude, 你 speak English.
JIN: No, you're speaking Korean.
HURLEY: [Subtitle: I am?]
[Hurley stands and suddenly there is a chicken-mascot-man standing 下一个 to Jin.]
HURLEY: [Subtitle: What's he doing here?]
[We start hearing the countdown "blip" sound.]
JIN: Everything's going to change.
HURLEY: [Subtitle: What?]
JIN: Everything's going to change. Have a cluckity-cluck-cluck day, Hugo.
[The chicken-mascot-man says "Hurley" in Kate's voice.]
KATE: Hurley.
[Hurley wakes up and we see 3:44 on the timer.]
KATE: 你 fell asleep?
HURLEY: No, I was just -- resting my eyes.
KATE: [touching a post-it on the computer monitor] The Numbers are written right there.
HURLEY: Yeah, I remember the Numbers. [Hurley starts entering the Numbers.]
KATE: Locke went back to the beach. So, I'll be taking the 下一个 shift.
HURLEY: Awesome.
KATE: Jack told me about your job. At least we have jobs again, right?
HURLEY: Hurray for us. [He presses the execute button and the counter resets to 108:00.]
[Sawyer, Michael and Jin in the dug-out prison.]
SAWYER: Ain't life grand. What I wouldn't give for a cup of water right now.
JIN: [says something in Korean. He motions to Sawyer to lift him up again.]
SAWYER: No way. No 更多 human pyramids -- just forget it.
MICHAEL: [yelling] Hey. Hey! Hey, let us out of here!
SAWYER: No. Just -- chill!
MICHAEL: Every 分钟 I spend down here is another 分钟 my boy is still out there.
SAWYER: Well, let me break it down for you, Mikey. Right now, Rambina and her buddies are trying to figure out what to do with us. Until they make up their damn mind there ain't nothing we can do.
JIN: [says something in Korean -- points to Sawyer's shoulder.]
SAWYER: Ah, yeah. Why don't 你 pee on it?
[The cover is lifted from the pit and a rope is dropped down.]
LEADER: [lowering a rope and pointing to Jin] Grab the rope. Please.
SAWYER: Don't do it.
ANA LUCIA: [approaching with a gun] Climb the rope 或者 I shoot your friend.
[Jin goes up the rope.]
ANA LUCIA: [to Michael] 你 next.
SAWYER: Don't do it. She's bluffing. The gun's only got 1 bullet. She ain't going to waste it...
[Sawyer gets hit in the head with a rock and goes down.]
SAWYER: Ow, son-of-a-bitch. Ow, God.
ANA LUCIA: [to Michael] Grab the rope.
[Michael climbs up the rope.]
SAWYER: 你 want me, Hotlips, you're going to have to come down here and get me -- [The cover closes and the screen goes to black] -- bitch.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[FLASHBACK]
[Hurley standing with the winning lotto ticket in his hand, watching the TV 展示 his winning numbers.]
MARY JO: 4, 8, 15, 16, and 23, with the mega number 42. Whoever has those numbers has won, 或者 will share in, a near record jackpot.
LOTTO OFFICIAL: That's right, Mary Jo, because this is the 16th week without a winner.
[Hurley passes out, and Hurley's mom, Carmen, comes to check on him.]
CARMEN: Hugo? Hu.. Hugo! Hugo, wake up. Wake up. [She slaps his face, vigorously.]
HURLEY: Stop, ow, ow, mom, stop. I just slipped.
CARMEN: Slipped sitting down? Is it your heart?
HURLEY: Mom, I'm fine.
CARMEN: You're lying. I always know because 你 don't look me in the eye.
HURLEY: I'm not lying.
CARMEN: Then tell me what happened, huh?
[Hurley folds over the lottery ticket to hide it.]
HURLEY: It must be something I ate.
CARMEN: Yes, it must be something 你 ate because 你 eat basura, and 你 don't exercise.
HURLEY: I do exercise.
CARMEN: Falling down is not exercise. The only time 你 移动 is to lift a drumstick from the bucket. Everyday it's the same thing, Hugo -- 你 work, 你 eat chicken. 你 have to change your life, Hugo. 你 think someone else will change it for you? Maybe if 你 pray everyday, 耶稣 Christ will come down from heaven, take 200 pounds and bring 你 a decent woman, and a new car. Yes, 耶稣 can bring 你 a new car.
HURLEY: Maybe I don't want to change. Maybe I like my life.
[The phone rings.]
CARMEN: Oh, that must be Jesus. [She goes to another room and picks up the phone.] Hola, momento. [Calling to Hurley] Yes, it is Jesus. He wants to know what color car 你 want.
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[Back to the Island. Hurley at the 海滩 splashing water on his face. Charlie approaches.]
CHARLIE: Hurley, we need to have a little chat. Don't worry, mommy's off for a walk, so it's just you, me and the baby. Spill it.
HURLEY: Spill what?
CHARLIE: What's in it?
HURLEY: Uh, nothing, really.
CHARLIE: You've been out there an entire 日 and night -- looking at nothing?
HURLEY: Well, I guess it's kind of like a bunker, 你 know, from WWII, only newer.
CHARLIE: What's in it?
HURLEY: I don't know.
CHARLIE: But somehow 你 know it's a bunker?
HURLEY: Well, I guess someone told me.
CHARLIE: You're going to lie to me? You're going to lie to the baby?
HURLEY: Dude, look, I'd never lie.
CHARLIE: Oh, and the time 你 told 你 were worth 150 million dollars?
HURLEY: It's 156 million.
CHARLIE: I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself. And this baby's made a 浓情巧克力 lollipop. So, if you'll excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island.
[Rose doing laundry on the beach. Hurley enters.]
HURLEY: Hey, Rose.
ROSE: 嘿 yourself.
HURLEY: So, doing laundry, huh?
ROSE: Indeed I am. 你 want to hand me those dirty clothes over there? [Hurley hands her a suitcase.] Thank you.
HURLEY: Don't 你 want to know what happened?
ROSE: What happened?
HURLEY: 你 know, out there. Everyone's asking me what's in the Hatch.
ROSE: That's your business, honey.
HURLEY: Don't 你 want to know?
ROSE: Well, whatever it is, it's not going to help get this laundry done, now is it?
HURLEY: Well, actually, it sort of is.
[Hurley and Rose walking in the jungle.]
HURLEY: It's around here somewhere.
[Hurley finds the bunker entrance and he and Rose go inside.]
ROSE: Someone actually lived down here?
HURLEY: Uh-huh.
ROSE: Oh. What -- what is it for?
HURLEY: It's kind of a long story.
JACK: [entering] Hurley? Who else did 你 tell?
HURLEY: No one. I swear. Dude, it's a big job. I needed -- help.
ROSE: Hello, Jack.
JACK: Hey, Rose.
HURLEY: She's cool. She won't tell anyone.
ROSE: Honey, I don't even know what I would say.
[Claire walking along the beach. She's sees the bottle of messages from the 筏 wash up in the surf.]
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[Jack, Rose and Hurley go into the 食物 storage room.]
ROSE: All this is food?
JACK: It's only a matter of time before we have to tell everyone what we found down here.[To Hurley] So, do 你 know what to do?
HURLEY: Inventory of all of it, and figure out how we make it last.
JACK: And in the meantime, nobody gets anything -- no exceptions. That's your responsibility, Hurley. Okay?
[We can hear the countdown alarm start blipping.]
ROSE: What's that?
HURLEY: 你 don't want to know.
[Hurley and Rose doing the inventory.]
HURLEY: DHARMA Initiative 沙拉 Dressing - Ranch composite. Sounds tasty.
[Rose laughs. Hurley opens a box full of Apollo bars.]
HURLEY: Apollo bars? Ever hear of these?
ROSE: Huh-uh, but 糖果 is candy. That's what Bernard always says. Talk about a sweet-tooth. That man has a mouth full of sweet-teeth.
HURLEY: Bernard, that was your husband?
ROSE: Is my husband.
HURLEY: Oh, but, I thought he was in the back of the plane. [Rose gives him a look.] I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
ROSE: Oh, no, no -- that's okay. Don't feel bad. Bernard is fine. I know it. 你 want to get the canned tuna?
HURLEY: Everyone's going to hate me, Rose.
ROSE: Now that's just plain silly. You're about the only one on this island that everybody loves.
HURLEY: Well, that'll change.
KATE: Hey, 你 guys happen to find any shampoo in here?
ROSE: Yeah, there's some right over here.
HURLEY: Uh, Kate, 你 can't take...
KATE: [grabbing the shampoo] Thanks, Hurley. [She exits.]
ROSE: It's just one bottle.
HURLEY: That's where it starts.
[FLASHBACK]
[Hurley looking at his lotto ticket while he's at work at Mr. Clucks. Hurley's friend, Johnny, enters.]
JOHNNY: Hey, Hugo. 你 okay, man?
HURLEY: [putting the lotto ticket in his pocket] Yeah, I'm fine.
RANDY: [Hurley's boss] Reyes, my office, now.
[Hurley goes to Randy's office.]
RANDY: 你 want to tell me something, Reyes?
HURLEY: Uh, no.
RANDY: 你 sure about that?
HURLEY: Uh, yeah?
RANDY: This is last night's surveillance tape.
[Randy plays a tape which shows Hurley 阅读 and eating a piece of chicken.]
RANDY: 你 owe the company for an 8 piece dark meat combo.
HURLEY: I didn't eat 8 pieces!
RANDY: 你 want to watch the whole tape? Oh, and while you're here, how many times do I get to tell 你 those napkins cost money, alright? It's two per customer -- two. We are not made of money here at Mr. Clucks, Reyes. I'm not made of money. Are 你 made of money? Because if you're made of money -- maybe 你 don't want to work here. So get it together. What -- is that a problem, Reyes?
HURLEY: Dude, I quit.
[Hurley is breathing into a Mr. Clucks paper bag in the parking lot outside work. Johnny comes out.]
HURLEY: Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
JOHNNY: Dude, are 你 okay?
HURLEY: I'm, I'm fine.
JOHNNY: Randy's losing his brain in there.
HURLEY: 你 should get back in there 或者 he'll have 你 scrubbing johns for the rest of the week.
JOHNNY: Doubt it. I quit, too.
HURLEY: What?
JOHNNY: Looks like we've got ourselves a 日 off. Who needs money when you've got good looks?
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[Locke walking through the jungle. He picks some 水果 up from under a tree.]
LOCKE: 你 can come out now. I saw 你 back at the rock, and then at the mangrove tree. In fact, I walked in a big circle. I'm not sure how 你 didn't realize it.
[Charlie comes out.]
CHARLIE: Alright, 你 don't have to insult me.
LOCKE: [eating the fruit] 你 want to tell me why you've been following me, Charlie?
CHARLIE: Yeah. Quite simply, John, there are a lot of secrets around here, and I'm tired of being at the bloody kid's table. I got Claire's baby back. I didn't go swanning off to the Black Rock on the bloody A-Team mission, but I would have if someone had asked me. I think I'm entitled to some sodding 答案 around here.
LOCKE: What do 你 want to know?
[Sayid hits a 墙 in the bunker with a large piece of metal, trying to break through. Jack enters.]
JACK: How's it going?
SAYID: It's not. On the other side of this door there's 更多 concrete. I'd say it's at least 8 to 10 feet thick.
JACK: 你 see this? [Jack shows how his key is affected 由 the magnetic field.]
SAYID: Interesting. Good thing this [referring to the piece of metal he's using as a pick-axe] is titanium. Almost no magnetic attraction. But we're not going to get in up here.
JACK: Up here?
[Sayid lifts up a grate in the floor and they look down.]
SAYID: Perhaps we can go under it.
[The "leader" guy of the tail-section group lifts the cover off the dug-out prison and throws a rope down for Sawyer.]
LEADER: Grab the rope.
SAWYER: I ain't doing nothing 'til I know if my 老友记 are okay.
MICHAEL: [coming into frame] So, we're 老友记 now, huh?
ANA LUCIA: [coming into frame] Do it now, 或者 the rope comes up.
[Sawyer gets pulled up out of the pit where there is a group waiting.]
SAWYER: Howdy boys. Thanks for the rescue.
MICHAEL: Everything's cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane, too.
SAWYER: Swell, I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.
ANA LUCIA: [to Sawyer who's trying to hide that he's holding a rock] What 你 got there?
SAWYER: Nothing.
ANA LUCIA: 你 got a rock? 你 looking for some revenge? You've got 3 秒 to drop it.
LEADER: Ana...
ANA LUCIA: 1, 2...
SAWYER: Now, hold on...
[Ana throws an elbow across Sawyer's face, and he falls to the ground. Leader guy holds Jin back. Ana steps on Sawyer's wounded shoulder.]
SAWYER: Ow, 你 didn't say 3.
[She stomps on his shoulder.]
ANA LUCIA: Shut up. When I tell 你 to do something, 你 do it -- I say move, 你 移动 -- I say stop, 你 stop. I say jump, what do 你 say?
SAWYER: 你 first.
ANA LUCIA: [stomping his shoulder again] 你 don't like the rules, I toss your 屁股 back in the pit right now, 你 understand?
SAWYER: I understand.
[Sawyer gets up in a lot of pain.]
ANA LUCIA: It's getting dark, we're moving out.
SAWYER: Moving out where?
ANA LUCIA: What did I just tell you?
SAWYER: Sorry, forgot. Just one thing, though -- 你 hit me again, I'll kill you.
[Ana just smiles in an amused sort of way.]
ANA LUCIA: Let's go.
[Michael and Jin wait for Sawyer. They all start walking through the jungle.]
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[Charlie and Locke talking in the jungle.]
CHARLIE: He pushed that button every 108 minutes?
LOCKE: He did indeed.
CHARLIE: But how is that possible? I mean, didn't he sleep?
LOCKE: Don't know -- didn't get a chance to ask him.
CHARLIE: And after all that time, he just up and left? I mean, why? Where'd he go?
LOCKE: Don't know. I tried to track him, but he didn't leave much of a trail. I guess he figured he found his replacements.
CHARLIE: Meaning us?
LOCKE: Meaning us.
CHARLIE: It -- sounds a bit nutty, doesn't it?
LOCKE: It is what it is, Charlie.
CHARLIE: And what happens if we don't push it?
LOCKE: We're not going to find out. I'm setting up a system. I'm still working on it, but it looks like it's going to be two person shifts every 6 hours 或者 so.
CHARLIE: Shifts? Pushing a button?
LOCKE: Oh, and there's a record player.
CHARLIE: What's Hurley been doing there?
LOCKE: He's in charge of the food.
CHARLIE: Food?
[Hurley sitting at the 海滩 alone. Charlie enters.]
CHARLIE: 嘿 mate? Where 你 been?
HURLEY: Hey, I've been -- around.
CHARLIE: I know, Hurley.
HURLEY: 你 know what?
CHARLIE: I know about the food. Locke told me everything.
HURLEY: Yeah, well, Locke's lying.
CHARLIE: Oh yeah, is he lying about the button we have to push every 108 分钟 或者 the Island will explode?
HURLEY: It's not going to explode.
CHARLIE: Ah [Charlie points at Hurley like: I gotcha], come on.
HURLEY: Look, Jack put me in charge. Look, I don't even want...
CHARLIE: Is there 花生 butter?
HURLEY: What?
CHARLIE: 花生 牛油, 黄油 -- nutty, creamy, staple of children everywhere.
HURLEY: Uh, yeah. A couple jars.
CHARLIE: Brilliant. How about 你 give us one? -- It's for Claire.
HURLEY: No can do, man.
CHARLIE: You're saying no to a nursing mother?
HURLEY: It's not like that.
CHARLIE: Oh, it's exactly like that. 你 know, I never thought this would happen but it did. You've become one of them.
HURLEY: One of them?
CHARLIE: Them - the man... management. I thought we were friends. You've changed, man.
[FLASHBACK]
[Hurley and Johnny in a record store looking through the sale bin. They tentatively sing the lyrics to 你 All Everybody while looking at the CD in the One Hit Wonders Section.]
JOHNNY: Drive Shaft - 更多 like Suck Shaft.
HURLEY: I'm going to go check out the headphones.
JOHNNY: Sure, headphones.
[We see a girl behind a counter smile when Hurley approaches.]
STARLA: Hu-go.
HURLEY: Star-la.
STARLA: Why aren't 你 chuckleheads at work?
JOHNNY: We're currently exploring other opportunities.
STARLA: 你 quit?
HURLEY: I did.
JOHNNY: He's mixing it up today. He's off the rail. Somebody get a straitjacket.
HURLEY: [pointing at some headphones] Hey, can I try those on?
STARLA: You're messing with my worldview here, Hugo. You're my rock. I mean if 你 quit your job the 下一个 thing 你 know bees will stop making honey, and 花 will die, and, hell, the whole damn thing will fall apart.
HURLEY: [talking too loud because he has headphones on] So, Starla...
[Starla takes the headphones off Hurley.]
HURLEY: Sorry. Uh, well, The Hold Steady is playing the Troubadour this weekend, and I was wondering -- maybe Friday...
STARLA: Um, I have to work.
HURLEY: Oh, no, I didn't mean...
STARLA: I could probably go Saturday. Is that cool?
HURLEY: Yeah, that's totally cool.
JOHNNY: [as they are leaving the record store] Dude, you've been crushing on this girl for months and doing nothing. Today you're fricking Fabio. Seriously, man, what has gotten into you?
HURLEY: Nothing, I just wanted to ask her out before...
JOHNNY: Before what?
HURLEY: Nothing.
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[Sayid and Jack in tunnels under the bunker.]
SAYID: This is the last duct. I believe we're under the area where we began. They poured concrete all the way down here, too.
[Sayid starts hitting the 墙 with the piece of metal.]
SAYID: Just as thick.
JACK: Maybe there's a way around it.
[They crawl 前锋, 期待 under what looks like pipes.]
JACK: What is all this stuff?
SAYID: My best guess? There's a geothermal generator behind this wall. That's the power source. Careful with these pipes, they're very hot.
[They come to the end of the tunnel.]
JACK: That's it -- nothing -- it's blocked. So what do 你 think, Sayid?
SAYID: What do I think about what, Jack?
JACK: This place -- the computer? What do 你 think is going on?
SAYID: The last time I heard of concrete being poured over everything in this way was Chernobyl.
[They hear loud sound coming from the pipes.]
JACK: Did 你 hit something?
SAYID: I don't think so. It's coming from over there.
JACK: I'm going to check it out.
[Jack climbs up through a grate in the floor and finds Kate getting out of the shower.]
JACK: Hey.
KATE: Hey.
JACK: You, um, 你 took a shower.
KATE: I had to see if it worked.
JACK: How was it?
KATE: [in a towel, trying to pick up her clothes] Uh, pressure sucked, it kind of went cold at one point, and it smelled a little bit like sulfur but -- it was a shower.
JACK: Yeah, I know what 你 mean.
KATE: 你 could use one.
JACK: Maybe a little later.
KATE: [exiting] I'll leave the shampoo for you.
[The tail-section people, plus the 筏 guys walking through the jungle. Someone stumbles and Michael helps her.]
LIBBY: I'm Libby.
MICHAEL: Michael.
LIBBY: How many of 你 -- 你 know, on the other side of the Island?
MICHAEL: When we left, around 40. How many of 你 survived?
LIBBY: 23 of us.
LEADER: [to Sawyer] Are 你 alright?
SAWYER: Now 你 give a damn.
LEADER: I 说 I'm sorry. It was a misunderstanding.
SAWYER: A misunderstanding is when 你 bring me 柠檬汽水, 柠檬水 instead of iced-tea.
ANA LUCIA: I said: no talking.
SAWYER: He was talking to me.
ANA LUCIA: [stopping in the jungle] We're here.
SAWYER: What are 你 going to do -- beam us up?
[Ana knocks on the bunker door like the one on station 3. A man opens. They file inside. It doesn't appear to have any equipment 或者 furniture in it. There is a DHARMA logo on the wall. There is only one other woman inside.]
MICHAEL: [to Libby] I thought 你 说 there were 23 of you.
LIBBY: There were.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[Sun working in her garden. Claire and Shannon enter with the bottle of messages.]
CLAIRE: Hi, Sun.
SUN: What's wrong?
CLAIRE: I -- I found something out in the water, and I told Shannon about it, and we thought 你 should know about it. [Shannon hands the bottle to Sun.] It's the messages from the raft. We thought 你 should decide what to do.
[Locke looking over a rifle. Hurley enters.]
HURLEY: Why'd 你 tell Charlie, man?
LOCKE: Because he asked, Hugo.
HURLEY: Yeah, well 你 shouldn't have. 你 should have listened to me about coming down here, period. Now it's all going to change, everything.
LOCKE: Change is good, Hugo.
HURLEY: 你 know, people say that, but it's not true, man. Trust me, I know. And guess who gets to be the bad guy who has to say: no 你 can't have 花生 牛油, 黄油 for the cute blonde and her poor island baby. 你 know who? It's me. -- 你 know what? I'm not going to do it. Find someone else to deal with the chow, man.
LOCKE: No, we all have our jobs, Hugo. My job is to convince people to push a button every 108 分钟 without them knowing why -- 或者 for what. Wanna trade?
HURLEY: I don't want to do this, man!
LOCKE: Yeah, I've had a lot of jobs I didn't want to do. I still did them. I'm sorry, Hugo, 你 don't get to quit.
HURLEY: Okay, then.
[Hurley walking through the jungle. He gets the leftover dynamite from a hiding place in a tree.]
[FLASHBACK]
[Johnny and Hurley stealing garden gnomes.]
JOHNNY: Be careful.
HURLEY: Dude, I am!
JOHNNY: 你 got it?
HURLEY: Yeah, I got it.
JOHNNY: Alright, let's go.
[They run to a 面包车, 范 and place another gnome with the stash in the back of the van.]
JOHNNY: Do 你 think we got enough gnomes?
HURLEY: Okay, we're good.
[They get in the 面包车, 范 and then are in someone else's yard.]
JOHNNY: This is genius.
HURLEY: A little to the left, dude, and 更多 of an angle.
[Someone opens the front door of a house.]
RANDY: Hey!
JOHNNY: Run!
[They take off in the 面包车, 范 and leave Randy standing in his driveway in his underwear. The camera pans to the lawn to reveal the gnomes have been used to spell out the words "Cluck You" on the lawn.]
JOHNNY: [yelling out the 面包车, 范 window] Freedom!
HURLEY: [laughing] Dude, what are 你 doing?
JOHNNY: Freedom! So, anything else 你 want to do tonight -- 你 better let me know now -- because our 日 off is just about over, Huggy Bear. In about 10 hours we going to have to find ourselves some new employment. I hear 比萨, 比萨饼 Bin is hiring, 或者 we could try our luck at, ah, Gyro-Rama. But I do kind of dig the chick who works at the Bin.
HURLEY: Dude, promise me something.
JOHNNY: Okay, what?
HURLEY: Promise me that no matter what happens, we'll never change -- this will never change.
JOHNNY: Okay. Oh, I know what this is about. I know why you've been 表演 so weird lately. You're getting that, uh, that, uh, stomach stapling surgery thing, aren't you?
HURLEY: I'm not getting surgery.
JOHNNY: Awe, c'mon man, it's cool. I mean, I could still be all surprised and be like, ooh, my, Hurley, wow, is that you?
HURLEY: Listen, Johnny, I'm serious. Promise me that 你 and I will always stay the same.
JOHNNY: I'll do 你 one better. Not only will I stay gold, Ponyboy, I will drink to it. [He looks in his empty wallet.] Can I borrow 2 bucks?
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[Hurley in the 食物 storage room, placing a fuse in the dynamite. Rose enters.]
ROSE: What have 你 got there, Hurley?
HURLEY: Uh, it's dynamite.
ROSE: Dynamite? Well, what are 你 doing with it?
HURLEY: I'm sorry, but I can't let it happen again.
[FLASHBACK]
[Hurley and Johnny pulling into a gas station. There's a news crew interviewing the sales clerk.]
JOHNNY: Why is there a news crew here?
HURLEY: Dude, we shouldn't go here. Dude, let's go, they jack the prices here.
JOHNNY: [getting out of the van] Maybe somebody got shot.
[Hurley looks at his lotto ticket.]
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[Rose and Hurley in the storage room.]
ROSE: Why are 你 doing this, honey?
HURLEY: Look, just get out of here, Rose.
ROSE: But you're going to hurt somebody.
HURLEY: Not if I do it from outside the door. It's thick, and I'll make sure there's nobody around first. So, please, will 你 just go?
ROSE: Uh-uh, 你 hauled me off of the 海滩 and 你 dragged me into this place -- the least I can get is an explanation before 你 blow it up.
HURLEY: 你 don't get it. This is going to mess it all up.
[FLASHBACK]
[Hurley looking at his lotto ticket in the van.]
JOHNNY: Dude, somebody won the lottery!
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[Hurley and Rose in the storage room.]
HURLEY: Let me tell 你 something, Rose. We were all fine before we had any [he pulls chips off the shelf] potato chips. But now we've got these potato chips and everybody's going to want them. So Steve gets them, and Charlie's pissed -- but he's not pissed at Steve, he's pissed at me.
[FLASHBACK]
[The gas station clerk pointing at Hurley in the van.]
GAS STATION CLERK: That's the guy! That's the guy!
[Johnny stares at Hurley, looking hurt/surprised. A brief shot of Hurley and Rose, then shots from the gas station shown during the following lines.]
HURLEY: And I'm going to be in the middle of it. And then it's going to be: well, what about us -- why didn't I get any potato chips? C'mon, help us out, Hurley. Why did 你 give Kate the shampoo? And why didn't I get the 花生 butter? Then, they'll get really mad and start asking: why does Hugo have everything -- why should he get to decide? [Quick intercuts between the gas station and storage room.] Then they'll all hate me. I don't know what to do.
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[Hurley and Jack on the beach.]
HURLEY: Come on, Jack. The inventory's done, this is the only way.
JACK: Are 你 serious?
HURLEY: Dude, there's enough 食物 in there to feed 1 guy, 3 meals a 日 for another 3 months. We have 40 people, it's just not going to work. 你 put me in charge, this is what we're doing.
JACK: [nodding] Okay.
HURLEY: Okay?
JACK: Yeah, okay.
HURLEY: [to himself - relieved] Okay.
[Montage of Hurley giving 花生 牛油, 黄油 to Charlie and passing out food; Locke sharing a tin; Shannon sharing with Vincent; Kate and Jack laughing and eating; baby smiling and Charlie giving the 花生 牛油, 黄油 to Claire; people patting Hurley on the back; Charlie and Hurley hugging; Sun burying the bottle of messages. Then scenes of Jin, Sawyer, Michael; others talking in the background. The man who opened the door approaches Jin, Sawyer and Michael.]
BERNARD: Um, excuse me. Hi. Back where 你 guys, uh, where 你 came from -- is there a woman named Rose there?
SAWYER: Black chick in her 50's?
BERNARD: [nodding] Is she, is she okay?
MICHAEL: Yeah, man, she's okay.
BERNARD: Oh, oh.
MICHAEL: Michael, I'm Michael.
BERNARD: Thank you, Michael. I'm, I'm Bernard.
MICHAEL: Okay, it's okay. She's good.
[Shot of Rose putting an Apollo bar in her pocket, holding Bernard's ring and smiling.]
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JIN: Hi there, Hurley.
HURLEY: Jin, you're here.
JIN: I sure am.
HURLEY: Dude, 你 speak English.
JIN: No, you're speaking Korean.
HURLEY: [Subtitle: I am?]
[Hurley stands and suddenly there is a chicken-mascot-man standing 下一个 to Jin.]
HURLEY: [Subtitle: What's he doing here?]
[We start hearing the countdown "blip" sound.]
JIN: Everything's going to change.
HURLEY: [Subtitle: What?]
JIN: Everything's going to change. Have a cluckity-cluck-cluck day, Hugo.
[The chicken-mascot-man says "Hurley" in Kate's voice.]
KATE: Hurley.
[Hurley wakes up and we see 3:44 on the timer.]
KATE: 你 fell asleep?
HURLEY: No, I was just -- resting my eyes.
KATE: [touching a post-it on the computer monitor] The Numbers are written right there.
HURLEY: Yeah, I remember the Numbers. [Hurley starts entering the Numbers.]
KATE: Locke went back to the beach. So, I'll be taking the 下一个 shift.
HURLEY: Awesome.
KATE: Jack told me about your job. At least we have jobs again, right?
HURLEY: Hurray for us. [He presses the execute button and the counter resets to 108:00.]
[Sawyer, Michael and Jin in the dug-out prison.]
SAWYER: Ain't life grand. What I wouldn't give for a cup of water right now.
JIN: [says something in Korean. He motions to Sawyer to lift him up again.]
SAWYER: No way. No 更多 human pyramids -- just forget it.
MICHAEL: [yelling] Hey. Hey! Hey, let us out of here!
SAWYER: No. Just -- chill!
MICHAEL: Every 分钟 I spend down here is another 分钟 my boy is still out there.
SAWYER: Well, let me break it down for you, Mikey. Right now, Rambina and her buddies are trying to figure out what to do with us. Until they make up their damn mind there ain't nothing we can do.
JIN: [says something in Korean -- points to Sawyer's shoulder.]
SAWYER: Ah, yeah. Why don't 你 pee on it?
[The cover is lifted from the pit and a rope is dropped down.]
LEADER: [lowering a rope and pointing to Jin] Grab the rope. Please.
SAWYER: Don't do it.
ANA LUCIA: [approaching with a gun] Climb the rope 或者 I shoot your friend.
[Jin goes up the rope.]
ANA LUCIA: [to Michael] 你 next.
SAWYER: Don't do it. She's bluffing. The gun's only got 1 bullet. She ain't going to waste it...
[Sawyer gets hit in the head with a rock and goes down.]
SAWYER: Ow, son-of-a-bitch. Ow, God.
ANA LUCIA: [to Michael] Grab the rope.
[Michael climbs up the rope.]
SAWYER: 你 want me, Hotlips, you're going to have to come down here and get me -- [The cover closes and the screen goes to black] -- bitch.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[FLASHBACK]
[Hurley standing with the winning lotto ticket in his hand, watching the TV 展示 his winning numbers.]
MARY JO: 4, 8, 15, 16, and 23, with the mega number 42. Whoever has those numbers has won, 或者 will share in, a near record jackpot.
LOTTO OFFICIAL: That's right, Mary Jo, because this is the 16th week without a winner.
[Hurley passes out, and Hurley's mom, Carmen, comes to check on him.]
CARMEN: Hugo? Hu.. Hugo! Hugo, wake up. Wake up. [She slaps his face, vigorously.]
HURLEY: Stop, ow, ow, mom, stop. I just slipped.
CARMEN: Slipped sitting down? Is it your heart?
HURLEY: Mom, I'm fine.
CARMEN: You're lying. I always know because 你 don't look me in the eye.
HURLEY: I'm not lying.
CARMEN: Then tell me what happened, huh?
[Hurley folds over the lottery ticket to hide it.]
HURLEY: It must be something I ate.
CARMEN: Yes, it must be something 你 ate because 你 eat basura, and 你 don't exercise.
HURLEY: I do exercise.
CARMEN: Falling down is not exercise. The only time 你 移动 is to lift a drumstick from the bucket. Everyday it's the same thing, Hugo -- 你 work, 你 eat chicken. 你 have to change your life, Hugo. 你 think someone else will change it for you? Maybe if 你 pray everyday, 耶稣 Christ will come down from heaven, take 200 pounds and bring 你 a decent woman, and a new car. Yes, 耶稣 can bring 你 a new car.
HURLEY: Maybe I don't want to change. Maybe I like my life.
[The phone rings.]
CARMEN: Oh, that must be Jesus. [She goes to another room and picks up the phone.] Hola, momento. [Calling to Hurley] Yes, it is Jesus. He wants to know what color car 你 want.
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[Back to the Island. Hurley at the 海滩 splashing water on his face. Charlie approaches.]
CHARLIE: Hurley, we need to have a little chat. Don't worry, mommy's off for a walk, so it's just you, me and the baby. Spill it.
HURLEY: Spill what?
CHARLIE: What's in it?
HURLEY: Uh, nothing, really.
CHARLIE: You've been out there an entire 日 and night -- looking at nothing?
HURLEY: Well, I guess it's kind of like a bunker, 你 know, from WWII, only newer.
CHARLIE: What's in it?
HURLEY: I don't know.
CHARLIE: But somehow 你 know it's a bunker?
HURLEY: Well, I guess someone told me.
CHARLIE: You're going to lie to me? You're going to lie to the baby?
HURLEY: Dude, look, I'd never lie.
CHARLIE: Oh, and the time 你 told 你 were worth 150 million dollars?
HURLEY: It's 156 million.
CHARLIE: I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself. And this baby's made a 浓情巧克力 lollipop. So, if you'll excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island.
[Rose doing laundry on the beach. Hurley enters.]
HURLEY: Hey, Rose.
ROSE: 嘿 yourself.
HURLEY: So, doing laundry, huh?
ROSE: Indeed I am. 你 want to hand me those dirty clothes over there? [Hurley hands her a suitcase.] Thank you.
HURLEY: Don't 你 want to know what happened?
ROSE: What happened?
HURLEY: 你 know, out there. Everyone's asking me what's in the Hatch.
ROSE: That's your business, honey.
HURLEY: Don't 你 want to know?
ROSE: Well, whatever it is, it's not going to help get this laundry done, now is it?
HURLEY: Well, actually, it sort of is.
[Hurley and Rose walking in the jungle.]
HURLEY: It's around here somewhere.
[Hurley finds the bunker entrance and he and Rose go inside.]
ROSE: Someone actually lived down here?
HURLEY: Uh-huh.
ROSE: Oh. What -- what is it for?
HURLEY: It's kind of a long story.
JACK: [entering] Hurley? Who else did 你 tell?
HURLEY: No one. I swear. Dude, it's a big job. I needed -- help.
ROSE: Hello, Jack.
JACK: Hey, Rose.
HURLEY: She's cool. She won't tell anyone.
ROSE: Honey, I don't even know what I would say.
[Claire walking along the beach. She's sees the bottle of messages from the 筏 wash up in the surf.]
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[Jack, Rose and Hurley go into the 食物 storage room.]
ROSE: All this is food?
JACK: It's only a matter of time before we have to tell everyone what we found down here.[To Hurley] So, do 你 know what to do?
HURLEY: Inventory of all of it, and figure out how we make it last.
JACK: And in the meantime, nobody gets anything -- no exceptions. That's your responsibility, Hurley. Okay?
[We can hear the countdown alarm start blipping.]
ROSE: What's that?
HURLEY: 你 don't want to know.
[Hurley and Rose doing the inventory.]
HURLEY: DHARMA Initiative 沙拉 Dressing - Ranch composite. Sounds tasty.
[Rose laughs. Hurley opens a box full of Apollo bars.]
HURLEY: Apollo bars? Ever hear of these?
ROSE: Huh-uh, but 糖果 is candy. That's what Bernard always says. Talk about a sweet-tooth. That man has a mouth full of sweet-teeth.
HURLEY: Bernard, that was your husband?
ROSE: Is my husband.
HURLEY: Oh, but, I thought he was in the back of the plane. [Rose gives him a look.] I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
ROSE: Oh, no, no -- that's okay. Don't feel bad. Bernard is fine. I know it. 你 want to get the canned tuna?
HURLEY: Everyone's going to hate me, Rose.
ROSE: Now that's just plain silly. You're about the only one on this island that everybody loves.
HURLEY: Well, that'll change.
KATE: Hey, 你 guys happen to find any shampoo in here?
ROSE: Yeah, there's some right over here.
HURLEY: Uh, Kate, 你 can't take...
KATE: [grabbing the shampoo] Thanks, Hurley. [She exits.]
ROSE: It's just one bottle.
HURLEY: That's where it starts.
[FLASHBACK]
[Hurley looking at his lotto ticket while he's at work at Mr. Clucks. Hurley's friend, Johnny, enters.]
JOHNNY: Hey, Hugo. 你 okay, man?
HURLEY: [putting the lotto ticket in his pocket] Yeah, I'm fine.
RANDY: [Hurley's boss] Reyes, my office, now.
[Hurley goes to Randy's office.]
RANDY: 你 want to tell me something, Reyes?
HURLEY: Uh, no.
RANDY: 你 sure about that?
HURLEY: Uh, yeah?
RANDY: This is last night's surveillance tape.
[Randy plays a tape which shows Hurley 阅读 and eating a piece of chicken.]
RANDY: 你 owe the company for an 8 piece dark meat combo.
HURLEY: I didn't eat 8 pieces!
RANDY: 你 want to watch the whole tape? Oh, and while you're here, how many times do I get to tell 你 those napkins cost money, alright? It's two per customer -- two. We are not made of money here at Mr. Clucks, Reyes. I'm not made of money. Are 你 made of money? Because if you're made of money -- maybe 你 don't want to work here. So get it together. What -- is that a problem, Reyes?
HURLEY: Dude, I quit.
[Hurley is breathing into a Mr. Clucks paper bag in the parking lot outside work. Johnny comes out.]
HURLEY: Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
JOHNNY: Dude, are 你 okay?
HURLEY: I'm, I'm fine.
JOHNNY: Randy's losing his brain in there.
HURLEY: 你 should get back in there 或者 he'll have 你 scrubbing johns for the rest of the week.
JOHNNY: Doubt it. I quit, too.
HURLEY: What?
JOHNNY: Looks like we've got ourselves a 日 off. Who needs money when you've got good looks?
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[Locke walking through the jungle. He picks some 水果 up from under a tree.]
LOCKE: 你 can come out now. I saw 你 back at the rock, and then at the mangrove tree. In fact, I walked in a big circle. I'm not sure how 你 didn't realize it.
[Charlie comes out.]
CHARLIE: Alright, 你 don't have to insult me.
LOCKE: [eating the fruit] 你 want to tell me why you've been following me, Charlie?
CHARLIE: Yeah. Quite simply, John, there are a lot of secrets around here, and I'm tired of being at the bloody kid's table. I got Claire's baby back. I didn't go swanning off to the Black Rock on the bloody A-Team mission, but I would have if someone had asked me. I think I'm entitled to some sodding 答案 around here.
LOCKE: What do 你 want to know?
[Sayid hits a 墙 in the bunker with a large piece of metal, trying to break through. Jack enters.]
JACK: How's it going?
SAYID: It's not. On the other side of this door there's 更多 concrete. I'd say it's at least 8 to 10 feet thick.
JACK: 你 see this? [Jack shows how his key is affected 由 the magnetic field.]
SAYID: Interesting. Good thing this [referring to the piece of metal he's using as a pick-axe] is titanium. Almost no magnetic attraction. But we're not going to get in up here.
JACK: Up here?
[Sayid lifts up a grate in the floor and they look down.]
SAYID: Perhaps we can go under it.
[The "leader" guy of the tail-section group lifts the cover off the dug-out prison and throws a rope down for Sawyer.]
LEADER: Grab the rope.
SAWYER: I ain't doing nothing 'til I know if my 老友记 are okay.
MICHAEL: [coming into frame] So, we're 老友记 now, huh?
ANA LUCIA: [coming into frame] Do it now, 或者 the rope comes up.
[Sawyer gets pulled up out of the pit where there is a group waiting.]
SAWYER: Howdy boys. Thanks for the rescue.
MICHAEL: Everything's cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane, too.
SAWYER: Swell, I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.
ANA LUCIA: [to Sawyer who's trying to hide that he's holding a rock] What 你 got there?
SAWYER: Nothing.
ANA LUCIA: 你 got a rock? 你 looking for some revenge? You've got 3 秒 to drop it.
LEADER: Ana...
ANA LUCIA: 1, 2...
SAWYER: Now, hold on...
[Ana throws an elbow across Sawyer's face, and he falls to the ground. Leader guy holds Jin back. Ana steps on Sawyer's wounded shoulder.]
SAWYER: Ow, 你 didn't say 3.
[She stomps on his shoulder.]
ANA LUCIA: Shut up. When I tell 你 to do something, 你 do it -- I say move, 你 移动 -- I say stop, 你 stop. I say jump, what do 你 say?
SAWYER: 你 first.
ANA LUCIA: [stomping his shoulder again] 你 don't like the rules, I toss your 屁股 back in the pit right now, 你 understand?
SAWYER: I understand.
[Sawyer gets up in a lot of pain.]
ANA LUCIA: It's getting dark, we're moving out.
SAWYER: Moving out where?
ANA LUCIA: What did I just tell you?
SAWYER: Sorry, forgot. Just one thing, though -- 你 hit me again, I'll kill you.
[Ana just smiles in an amused sort of way.]
ANA LUCIA: Let's go.
[Michael and Jin wait for Sawyer. They all start walking through the jungle.]
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[Charlie and Locke talking in the jungle.]
CHARLIE: He pushed that button every 108 minutes?
LOCKE: He did indeed.
CHARLIE: But how is that possible? I mean, didn't he sleep?
LOCKE: Don't know -- didn't get a chance to ask him.
CHARLIE: And after all that time, he just up and left? I mean, why? Where'd he go?
LOCKE: Don't know. I tried to track him, but he didn't leave much of a trail. I guess he figured he found his replacements.
CHARLIE: Meaning us?
LOCKE: Meaning us.
CHARLIE: It -- sounds a bit nutty, doesn't it?
LOCKE: It is what it is, Charlie.
CHARLIE: And what happens if we don't push it?
LOCKE: We're not going to find out. I'm setting up a system. I'm still working on it, but it looks like it's going to be two person shifts every 6 hours 或者 so.
CHARLIE: Shifts? Pushing a button?
LOCKE: Oh, and there's a record player.
CHARLIE: What's Hurley been doing there?
LOCKE: He's in charge of the food.
CHARLIE: Food?
[Hurley sitting at the 海滩 alone. Charlie enters.]
CHARLIE: 嘿 mate? Where 你 been?
HURLEY: Hey, I've been -- around.
CHARLIE: I know, Hurley.
HURLEY: 你 know what?
CHARLIE: I know about the food. Locke told me everything.
HURLEY: Yeah, well, Locke's lying.
CHARLIE: Oh yeah, is he lying about the button we have to push every 108 分钟 或者 the Island will explode?
HURLEY: It's not going to explode.
CHARLIE: Ah [Charlie points at Hurley like: I gotcha], come on.
HURLEY: Look, Jack put me in charge. Look, I don't even want...
CHARLIE: Is there 花生 butter?
HURLEY: What?
CHARLIE: 花生 牛油, 黄油 -- nutty, creamy, staple of children everywhere.
HURLEY: Uh, yeah. A couple jars.
CHARLIE: Brilliant. How about 你 give us one? -- It's for Claire.
HURLEY: No can do, man.
CHARLIE: You're saying no to a nursing mother?
HURLEY: It's not like that.
CHARLIE: Oh, it's exactly like that. 你 know, I never thought this would happen but it did. You've become one of them.
HURLEY: One of them?
CHARLIE: Them - the man... management. I thought we were friends. You've changed, man.
[FLASHBACK]
[Hurley and Johnny in a record store looking through the sale bin. They tentatively sing the lyrics to 你 All Everybody while looking at the CD in the One Hit Wonders Section.]
JOHNNY: Drive Shaft - 更多 like Suck Shaft.
HURLEY: I'm going to go check out the headphones.
JOHNNY: Sure, headphones.
[We see a girl behind a counter smile when Hurley approaches.]
STARLA: Hu-go.
HURLEY: Star-la.
STARLA: Why aren't 你 chuckleheads at work?
JOHNNY: We're currently exploring other opportunities.
STARLA: 你 quit?
HURLEY: I did.
JOHNNY: He's mixing it up today. He's off the rail. Somebody get a straitjacket.
HURLEY: [pointing at some headphones] Hey, can I try those on?
STARLA: You're messing with my worldview here, Hugo. You're my rock. I mean if 你 quit your job the 下一个 thing 你 know bees will stop making honey, and 花 will die, and, hell, the whole damn thing will fall apart.
HURLEY: [talking too loud because he has headphones on] So, Starla...
[Starla takes the headphones off Hurley.]
HURLEY: Sorry. Uh, well, The Hold Steady is playing the Troubadour this weekend, and I was wondering -- maybe Friday...
STARLA: Um, I have to work.
HURLEY: Oh, no, I didn't mean...
STARLA: I could probably go Saturday. Is that cool?
HURLEY: Yeah, that's totally cool.
JOHNNY: [as they are leaving the record store] Dude, you've been crushing on this girl for months and doing nothing. Today you're fricking Fabio. Seriously, man, what has gotten into you?
HURLEY: Nothing, I just wanted to ask her out before...
JOHNNY: Before what?
HURLEY: Nothing.
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[Sayid and Jack in tunnels under the bunker.]
SAYID: This is the last duct. I believe we're under the area where we began. They poured concrete all the way down here, too.
[Sayid starts hitting the 墙 with the piece of metal.]
SAYID: Just as thick.
JACK: Maybe there's a way around it.
[They crawl 前锋, 期待 under what looks like pipes.]
JACK: What is all this stuff?
SAYID: My best guess? There's a geothermal generator behind this wall. That's the power source. Careful with these pipes, they're very hot.
[They come to the end of the tunnel.]
JACK: That's it -- nothing -- it's blocked. So what do 你 think, Sayid?
SAYID: What do I think about what, Jack?
JACK: This place -- the computer? What do 你 think is going on?
SAYID: The last time I heard of concrete being poured over everything in this way was Chernobyl.
[They hear loud sound coming from the pipes.]
JACK: Did 你 hit something?
SAYID: I don't think so. It's coming from over there.
JACK: I'm going to check it out.
[Jack climbs up through a grate in the floor and finds Kate getting out of the shower.]
JACK: Hey.
KATE: Hey.
JACK: You, um, 你 took a shower.
KATE: I had to see if it worked.
JACK: How was it?
KATE: [in a towel, trying to pick up her clothes] Uh, pressure sucked, it kind of went cold at one point, and it smelled a little bit like sulfur but -- it was a shower.
JACK: Yeah, I know what 你 mean.
KATE: 你 could use one.
JACK: Maybe a little later.
KATE: [exiting] I'll leave the shampoo for you.
[The tail-section people, plus the 筏 guys walking through the jungle. Someone stumbles and Michael helps her.]
LIBBY: I'm Libby.
MICHAEL: Michael.
LIBBY: How many of 你 -- 你 know, on the other side of the Island?
MICHAEL: When we left, around 40. How many of 你 survived?
LIBBY: 23 of us.
LEADER: [to Sawyer] Are 你 alright?
SAWYER: Now 你 give a damn.
LEADER: I 说 I'm sorry. It was a misunderstanding.
SAWYER: A misunderstanding is when 你 bring me 柠檬汽水, 柠檬水 instead of iced-tea.
ANA LUCIA: I said: no talking.
SAWYER: He was talking to me.
ANA LUCIA: [stopping in the jungle] We're here.
SAWYER: What are 你 going to do -- beam us up?
[Ana knocks on the bunker door like the one on station 3. A man opens. They file inside. It doesn't appear to have any equipment 或者 furniture in it. There is a DHARMA logo on the wall. There is only one other woman inside.]
MICHAEL: [to Libby] I thought 你 说 there were 23 of you.
LIBBY: There were.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[Sun working in her garden. Claire and Shannon enter with the bottle of messages.]
CLAIRE: Hi, Sun.
SUN: What's wrong?
CLAIRE: I -- I found something out in the water, and I told Shannon about it, and we thought 你 should know about it. [Shannon hands the bottle to Sun.] It's the messages from the raft. We thought 你 should decide what to do.
[Locke looking over a rifle. Hurley enters.]
HURLEY: Why'd 你 tell Charlie, man?
LOCKE: Because he asked, Hugo.
HURLEY: Yeah, well 你 shouldn't have. 你 should have listened to me about coming down here, period. Now it's all going to change, everything.
LOCKE: Change is good, Hugo.
HURLEY: 你 know, people say that, but it's not true, man. Trust me, I know. And guess who gets to be the bad guy who has to say: no 你 can't have 花生 牛油, 黄油 for the cute blonde and her poor island baby. 你 know who? It's me. -- 你 know what? I'm not going to do it. Find someone else to deal with the chow, man.
LOCKE: No, we all have our jobs, Hugo. My job is to convince people to push a button every 108 分钟 without them knowing why -- 或者 for what. Wanna trade?
HURLEY: I don't want to do this, man!
LOCKE: Yeah, I've had a lot of jobs I didn't want to do. I still did them. I'm sorry, Hugo, 你 don't get to quit.
HURLEY: Okay, then.
[Hurley walking through the jungle. He gets the leftover dynamite from a hiding place in a tree.]
[FLASHBACK]
[Johnny and Hurley stealing garden gnomes.]
JOHNNY: Be careful.
HURLEY: Dude, I am!
JOHNNY: 你 got it?
HURLEY: Yeah, I got it.
JOHNNY: Alright, let's go.
[They run to a 面包车, 范 and place another gnome with the stash in the back of the van.]
JOHNNY: Do 你 think we got enough gnomes?
HURLEY: Okay, we're good.
[They get in the 面包车, 范 and then are in someone else's yard.]
JOHNNY: This is genius.
HURLEY: A little to the left, dude, and 更多 of an angle.
[Someone opens the front door of a house.]
RANDY: Hey!
JOHNNY: Run!
[They take off in the 面包车, 范 and leave Randy standing in his driveway in his underwear. The camera pans to the lawn to reveal the gnomes have been used to spell out the words "Cluck You" on the lawn.]
JOHNNY: [yelling out the 面包车, 范 window] Freedom!
HURLEY: [laughing] Dude, what are 你 doing?
JOHNNY: Freedom! So, anything else 你 want to do tonight -- 你 better let me know now -- because our 日 off is just about over, Huggy Bear. In about 10 hours we going to have to find ourselves some new employment. I hear 比萨, 比萨饼 Bin is hiring, 或者 we could try our luck at, ah, Gyro-Rama. But I do kind of dig the chick who works at the Bin.
HURLEY: Dude, promise me something.
JOHNNY: Okay, what?
HURLEY: Promise me that no matter what happens, we'll never change -- this will never change.
JOHNNY: Okay. Oh, I know what this is about. I know why you've been 表演 so weird lately. You're getting that, uh, that, uh, stomach stapling surgery thing, aren't you?
HURLEY: I'm not getting surgery.
JOHNNY: Awe, c'mon man, it's cool. I mean, I could still be all surprised and be like, ooh, my, Hurley, wow, is that you?
HURLEY: Listen, Johnny, I'm serious. Promise me that 你 and I will always stay the same.
JOHNNY: I'll do 你 one better. Not only will I stay gold, Ponyboy, I will drink to it. [He looks in his empty wallet.] Can I borrow 2 bucks?
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[Hurley in the 食物 storage room, placing a fuse in the dynamite. Rose enters.]
ROSE: What have 你 got there, Hurley?
HURLEY: Uh, it's dynamite.
ROSE: Dynamite? Well, what are 你 doing with it?
HURLEY: I'm sorry, but I can't let it happen again.
[FLASHBACK]
[Hurley and Johnny pulling into a gas station. There's a news crew interviewing the sales clerk.]
JOHNNY: Why is there a news crew here?
HURLEY: Dude, we shouldn't go here. Dude, let's go, they jack the prices here.
JOHNNY: [getting out of the van] Maybe somebody got shot.
[Hurley looks at his lotto ticket.]
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[Rose and Hurley in the storage room.]
ROSE: Why are 你 doing this, honey?
HURLEY: Look, just get out of here, Rose.
ROSE: But you're going to hurt somebody.
HURLEY: Not if I do it from outside the door. It's thick, and I'll make sure there's nobody around first. So, please, will 你 just go?
ROSE: Uh-uh, 你 hauled me off of the 海滩 and 你 dragged me into this place -- the least I can get is an explanation before 你 blow it up.
HURLEY: 你 don't get it. This is going to mess it all up.
[FLASHBACK]
[Hurley looking at his lotto ticket in the van.]
JOHNNY: Dude, somebody won the lottery!
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[Hurley and Rose in the storage room.]
HURLEY: Let me tell 你 something, Rose. We were all fine before we had any [he pulls chips off the shelf] potato chips. But now we've got these potato chips and everybody's going to want them. So Steve gets them, and Charlie's pissed -- but he's not pissed at Steve, he's pissed at me.
[FLASHBACK]
[The gas station clerk pointing at Hurley in the van.]
GAS STATION CLERK: That's the guy! That's the guy!
[Johnny stares at Hurley, looking hurt/surprised. A brief shot of Hurley and Rose, then shots from the gas station shown during the following lines.]
HURLEY: And I'm going to be in the middle of it. And then it's going to be: well, what about us -- why didn't I get any potato chips? C'mon, help us out, Hurley. Why did 你 give Kate the shampoo? And why didn't I get the 花生 butter? Then, they'll get really mad and start asking: why does Hugo have everything -- why should he get to decide? [Quick intercuts between the gas station and storage room.] Then they'll all hate me. I don't know what to do.
[END OF FLASHBACK]
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[Hurley and Jack on the beach.]
HURLEY: Come on, Jack. The inventory's done, this is the only way.
JACK: Are 你 serious?
HURLEY: Dude, there's enough 食物 in there to feed 1 guy, 3 meals a 日 for another 3 months. We have 40 people, it's just not going to work. 你 put me in charge, this is what we're doing.
JACK: [nodding] Okay.
HURLEY: Okay?
JACK: Yeah, okay.
HURLEY: [to himself - relieved] Okay.
[Montage of Hurley giving 花生 牛油, 黄油 to Charlie and passing out food; Locke sharing a tin; Shannon sharing with Vincent; Kate and Jack laughing and eating; baby smiling and Charlie giving the 花生 牛油, 黄油 to Claire; people patting Hurley on the back; Charlie and Hurley hugging; Sun burying the bottle of messages. Then scenes of Jin, Sawyer, Michael; others talking in the background. The man who opened the door approaches Jin, Sawyer and Michael.]
BERNARD: Um, excuse me. Hi. Back where 你 guys, uh, where 你 came from -- is there a woman named Rose there?
SAWYER: Black chick in her 50's?
BERNARD: [nodding] Is she, is she okay?
MICHAEL: Yeah, man, she's okay.
BERNARD: Oh, oh.
MICHAEL: Michael, I'm Michael.
BERNARD: Thank you, Michael. I'm, I'm Bernard.
MICHAEL: Okay, it's okay. She's good.
[Shot of Rose putting an Apollo bar in her pocket, holding Bernard's ring and smiling.]
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