Elrond Peredhil

Another version of "You know your an LOTR 粉丝 when..."

Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
You can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
You have a decided opinion on the 问题 of the two Glorfindels.
You understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, 你 must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But 你 mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
You know...

The Lord of the Rings is an epic high 幻想 novel written 由 philologist J.R.R Tolkien. The story began as a sequel to Tolkien's earlier, less complex children's 幻想 novel The Hobbit (1937), but eventually developed into a much larger work. It was written in stages between 1937 and 1949, much of it during World War II. Although generally known to readers as a trilogy, Tolkien initially intended it as one volume of a two volume set, with the other volume to be The Silmarillion; however, the publisher was not interested in the 秒 volume and in 1954-5 printed The Lord of the Rings as...

On the first 日 of 圣诞节 a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the 秒 日 of 圣诞节 a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third 日 of 圣诞节 a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth 日 of 圣诞节 a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth 日 of 圣诞节 a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them...