The Lord of the Rings

1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth 或者 a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that 你 had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One 由 One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge 说 you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron 说 you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting 下一个 to each...