Another version of "You know your an LOTR 粉丝 when..."
Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
你 can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
你 have a decided opinion on the 问题 of the two Glorfindels.
你 understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, 你 must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But 你 mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
你 know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
你 use Shire reckoning.
你 can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
你 think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, 你 re-named it Anduril.
Finarfin is your role .
给 a map of Middle Earth, 你 can instantly locate Rivendell, Lórien, Minas Tirith, and Edoras.
Your vacation house is on your private island, which happens to be named Tol Eressea.
你 can trace Eldarion's line all the way back to Thingol and Melian.
When life sucks, 你 移动 westward.
你 know Gil-galad's real name.
你 know who Nerwen is.
Spock is your 最喜爱的 星, 星级 Trek chaacter.
Your idea for the Big Dig is to rebuild Boston on the plan of Gondolin.
TV just isn't the same as a palantír.
你 have learnt to blow smoke rings.
你 have a weed patch.
你 own a shipbuilding company named Círdan's Crafts.
你 know you're obsessed with LotR when...you no longer answer to your real name, but rather, 你 prefer to be called Elerial, daughter of Bruce, of the house of Smith.
你 talk about nothing but LOTR. All the time.
You've read LOTR 更多 than once, to the surprise and disgust of your peers. (Note: I think most LOTR 粉丝 have read LOTR several times... - Nevermore)
Your family (who don't like LOTR) know many of the lines to FOTR from walking past 你 watching it, 或者 hearing 你 quote it.
Your 最喜爱的 CD's are the LOTR soundtracks, even though 你 don't like classical music.
Your teachers even tell 你 你 need to lighten up on LOTR.
When you're helping your little brother with his himework and it says "The Lord of the Rings" 你 want to frame that paper when he gets it back.
When that homework paper says "The Hobbit" on the other side 你 don't know which side to frame facing out and decide to rotate it every week 或者 so.
When 你 can't find your LOTR CD (Heavan forbid) 你 flip out and start humming one of the songs to make yourself feel better.
If someone likes LOTR they DON'T talk to you, because they don't want a 3 小时 lecture on how Tolkien, not Jackson, was the creator, and how Jackson majorly screwed some things up.
你 have read/own 5 或者 更多 Tolkien 图书 (counting LOTR as 1)
People are careful not to say LOTR 1, LOTR 2, and LOTR 3 around you, because you'll yell at them.
When someone says they don't like it 你 exclaim: "What?! How can 你 say that?!" and 拍击, smack, 味道 them.
When your "friend" says she's tired of hearing 你 talk about it 你 拍击, smack, 味道 her and continue talking.
When people say you're obsessed 你 say: "And proud of it!" the way Frodo does and 拍击, smack, 味道 a mug down on a table.
The tiniest things remind 你 of LOTR, like the way the mirror 你 got for 圣诞节 that has the lights that reflect all the way back makes your eyes look like Galadriel's.
或者 the way some people have Hobbit-hair (which makes 你 wonder if they have hairy feet)
When you're watching TV and they even 显示 a picture of something from LOTR for a nanosecond 你 can tell exactly where it came from, and what's going on, even if 你 only glance up to see it and there's no sound to it.
When 你 see that picture 你 turn the volume WAY up and pay close attention to that comercial from then on.
When 你 see a word that looks anything like something from LOTR 你 read it as that word, like when 你 see Fodor's Map of the Caribbean (?) 你 read it as Frodo's...
你 spend your time copying poems from the books.
你 have a portion of your bookshelf dedicated to Tolkien, but for some reason Tolkien 图书 seem to be scattered all over your bedroom, and not one is in the Tolkien Shrine.
Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
你 can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
你 have a decided opinion on the 问题 of the two Glorfindels.
你 understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, 你 must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But 你 mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
你 know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
你 use Shire reckoning.
你 can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
你 think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, 你 re-named it Anduril.
Finarfin is your role .
给 a map of Middle Earth, 你 can instantly locate Rivendell, Lórien, Minas Tirith, and Edoras.
Your vacation house is on your private island, which happens to be named Tol Eressea.
你 can trace Eldarion's line all the way back to Thingol and Melian.
When life sucks, 你 移动 westward.
你 know Gil-galad's real name.
你 know who Nerwen is.
Spock is your 最喜爱的 星, 星级 Trek chaacter.
Your idea for the Big Dig is to rebuild Boston on the plan of Gondolin.
TV just isn't the same as a palantír.
你 have learnt to blow smoke rings.
你 have a weed patch.
你 own a shipbuilding company named Círdan's Crafts.
你 know you're obsessed with LotR when...you no longer answer to your real name, but rather, 你 prefer to be called Elerial, daughter of Bruce, of the house of Smith.
你 talk about nothing but LOTR. All the time.
You've read LOTR 更多 than once, to the surprise and disgust of your peers. (Note: I think most LOTR 粉丝 have read LOTR several times... - Nevermore)
Your family (who don't like LOTR) know many of the lines to FOTR from walking past 你 watching it, 或者 hearing 你 quote it.
Your 最喜爱的 CD's are the LOTR soundtracks, even though 你 don't like classical music.
Your teachers even tell 你 你 need to lighten up on LOTR.
When you're helping your little brother with his himework and it says "The Lord of the Rings" 你 want to frame that paper when he gets it back.
When that homework paper says "The Hobbit" on the other side 你 don't know which side to frame facing out and decide to rotate it every week 或者 so.
When 你 can't find your LOTR CD (Heavan forbid) 你 flip out and start humming one of the songs to make yourself feel better.
If someone likes LOTR they DON'T talk to you, because they don't want a 3 小时 lecture on how Tolkien, not Jackson, was the creator, and how Jackson majorly screwed some things up.
你 have read/own 5 或者 更多 Tolkien 图书 (counting LOTR as 1)
People are careful not to say LOTR 1, LOTR 2, and LOTR 3 around you, because you'll yell at them.
When someone says they don't like it 你 exclaim: "What?! How can 你 say that?!" and 拍击, smack, 味道 them.
When your "friend" says she's tired of hearing 你 talk about it 你 拍击, smack, 味道 her and continue talking.
When people say you're obsessed 你 say: "And proud of it!" the way Frodo does and 拍击, smack, 味道 a mug down on a table.
The tiniest things remind 你 of LOTR, like the way the mirror 你 got for 圣诞节 that has the lights that reflect all the way back makes your eyes look like Galadriel's.
或者 the way some people have Hobbit-hair (which makes 你 wonder if they have hairy feet)
When you're watching TV and they even 显示 a picture of something from LOTR for a nanosecond 你 can tell exactly where it came from, and what's going on, even if 你 only glance up to see it and there's no sound to it.
When 你 see that picture 你 turn the volume WAY up and pay close attention to that comercial from then on.
When 你 see a word that looks anything like something from LOTR 你 read it as that word, like when 你 see Fodor's Map of the Caribbean (?) 你 read it as Frodo's...
你 spend your time copying poems from the books.
你 have a portion of your bookshelf dedicated to Tolkien, but for some reason Tolkien 图书 seem to be scattered all over your bedroom, and not one is in the Tolkien Shrine.
With the ring reaper. With Wraithes 你 liked less. Your scared of Samara, 你 didn't like any of my orcs. Earth was designed to handle impact like a modern crush car. With cavities to protect dismantlement of earths interior. Cavities many time filled with satanic temples of demons. Mordor is here, don't worry, this the gates of Hell. Your a Christian Frodo, the most sinless individuals, like yourself, turning into the worst psychopaths. Satan is Jesus, his son Freddy the devil, Lucifer is god, every story written backwards. 你 wore the ring to much, your not innocent enough, for the task. 爱情 sauron.
