Peregrin Took is probably the most funniest charater in trilogy Lord of the Rings.
So, I am really curious, which his funny scene do 你 like the most? Please write in comment
(I tried to write in pick, but it was too long)

1.
Pippin : "Nothing is happening."
Gandalf : "I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves, Men and Orcs."
Pippin : "What are 你 going to do then ?"
Gandalf : "Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took ! And if that does not shatter them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish 问题 I will try to find the opening words."

2.
Legolas : "Lembas. Elvish waybread. One small bite is enough to the stomach of a grown man."
Merry (to Pippin) : "How many did 你 eat ?"
Pippin : "Four."


3.
Merry : "We're going, too ! You'd have to send us 首页 tied up in a sack to keep us away."
Pippin : "Anyway, 你 need people of intelligence on this sort of mission. Quest. Thing."
Merry : "Well, that rules 你 out, Pip."
Elrond : "Nine companions. So be it. 你 shall be the Fellowship of the Ring."
Pippin : " Great. Now, where are we going ?"

4.
Gandalf : " I have no memory of this place."
Pippin : "Are we 迷失 ?"
Merry : "No, we're not lost."
Pippin : "I think we're lost."
Merry : "Quiet, Gandalf's thinking."
Pippin : "Merry ? I'm hungry.


5.
Pippin knocks a skeleton which is sitting on a well. The skeleton falls down into the well and makes much noise.
Gandalf : "Fool of a Took ! 下一个 time, throw yourself in, and rid us of your stupidity !"

6.
Merry : "Hey, you, over here, this way !"
Merry and Pippin start to run and the Orcs foolow them without noticing Frodo.
Pippin : "It's working !"
Merry : "I know it's working, run !"


7.
Merry : 你 just 说 something...... Treeish.
Pippin : No I didn't. I was just stretching.
Pippin grows up a little bit.
Merry : You're taller !
Pippin : Who ?
Merry : 你 !
Pippin : Than what ?
Merry : Than me !
Pippin : I've always been taller than 你 !
Merry : Pippin, everyone knows that I'm the tall one. You're the short one.
Pippin : Please, Merry. You're what ? Three-foot.six ? At the most. Whereas I am pushing 3'7".... (he grows up again) 3'8".
Merry : Three-foot-eight. 你 did something.

8.
Merry : He doesn't look too happy, does he ?
Pippin : Not too happy at all, Merry.
Merry : Still I suppose the view could be quite nice from up there.
Pippin : Oh yes. It's a quality establishment. I hear the staff are very good.
Merry compares his own size to Pippin's, moving his hand from head to head.        
Pippin : What are 你 doing ?
Merry : Nothing. The world's back to normal, that's all.
Pippin : No. It isn't. I'm starving.
Merry : Good luck trying to find something decent around here. Probably dead rats and moldy bread.
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Pippin grabbs an 苹果 that is floating in the water. 更多 apples are coming out of a little house behind them. They follow them to a house that is full of food.
Pippin : Saruman's storeroom !    
They find some pipe weed.
Pippin : I can't believe it.
Merry : It cannot be !
Pippin : It is !
Merry : Longbottom leaf. The finest pipe-weed in South Farthing.
Pippin : It's perfect. One barrel each. Wait. Do 你 think we should share it with Teebeard ?
Merry : Share it ? No. No. Dead plants and all that. Don't think he'd understand. Could be a distant relative.
Pipppin : I get it. Don't be hasty !
Merry : Exactly.

9.
Pippin : I feel like I'm back at the Green Dragon after a hard day's work.
Merry : Only, you've never done a hard day's work. (Both laugh).
The others arrive.
Merry : Oh ! Welcome, my Lords, to Isengard !
Gimli : You, young rascals ! A merry hunt you've lead us on, and now we find 你 feasting and... and smoking !
Pippin : We are sitting on the field of victory, enjoying a few well-earned comforts.
Merry blows out a 云, 云计算 of smoke.
Pippin :The salted pork is particularly good.
Gimli : Salted pork ?
Gandalf : Hobbits...
Merry : We're under orders ! From Treebeard, who's taken over management of Isengard.

10.
Merry and Pippin : Oh, 你 can 搜索 far and wide, 你 can drink the whole town dry.
Merry : You'll never find a 啤酒 so brown
Pippin : But you'll never find a 啤酒 so brown
Merry : As the one we drink in our 首页 town.
Pippin : As the one we drink in our 首页 town.
Merry and Pippin : 你 can keep your fancy ales. 你 can drink em 由 the flagon. But the only brew for the 《勇敢传说》 and true... Comes from the Green Dragon!


11.
Merry and Pippin come to Gandalf's wagon to steal one fo his fireworks. Pippin climbs on Gandalf's wagon and grabs for the biggest firework They hide in a tent. Pippin lights the firewrok and pushes it into Merry's hands.

Pippin : "There !"
Merry : "You're supposed to put it in the ground first !"
Pippin : " It is in the ground!"
Merry : "Outside !"
Pippin : "This was your idea !"

The firework goes off, taking the roof of the tent with it. Merry and Pippin fall to the gound and their faces are black all over. The firework looks like a dragon which flies low over the crowd. All the guests of the party run away 或者 they throw themselves to the ground. Finally the dragon dissolves into a 淋浴 of sparks.

Pippin : " That was good !"
Merry : "Let's get another one !"
Gandalf comes up behind them and grabs Merry and Pippin 由 their ears.
Gandalf : "Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Peregrin Took. I might have known."
Gandalf makes the two Hobbits washing the dishes.


12.
Frodo : "We're still in the Shire, Sam, what could possibly happen ?"

Suddenly they get knocked down 由 Merry and Pippin.

Pippin : "Frodo! Look, Merry, it's Frodo !
Sam : 你 get off him !"

Sam shakes of Merry and picks Pippin off Frodo. Merry hands Sam an armful of vegetables.

Merry : "Hold these."

They hear a voice shouting behind them and start to run.

Frodo : "What's the meaning of this ?"
Sam : "You've been into Farmer Maggott's crop !"
Merry : "I don't know what he's so upset about, it's only a few carrots."
Pippin : "And some cabbages. And the three bags of potatoes we lifted last week. And the mushrooms the week before that."
Merry : "Yes, Pippin ! My point is, he's clearly overreacting !"

They all fall over a cliff. Pippin lands inches away from a pile of manure.

Pippin : "Ooh ! That was close."
Merry : "I think I've broken something."
Merry pulls out a broken carrot.
Sam : "Trust a Brandybuck and a Took !"
Merry : "Nonsense ! That was just a detour! A shortcut !"
Sam : "Shortcut to what ?"
Pippin : "Mushrooms !"


13.
Pippin : "What's that ?"
Merry : "This, my friend, is a pint."
Pippin : "It comes in pints ? I'm going to get one."
Sam : "Pippin, you've had a whole half already."
But Pippin already goes to the bar for his pint.

14.
Pippin : "Baggins ? Sure I know a Baggins - Frodo Baggins, over there. He's my 秒 cousin, once removed on his Mother's side."


15.
Strider : "Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall."
Pippin : "What about breakfast ?"
Strider : "You have had one."
Pippin : "We've had one, yes, what about 秒 breakfast ?"
Strider goes on walking.
Merry : "I don't think he knows about 秒 breakfast, Pip."
Pippin : "What about elevenses ? Luncheon ? Afternoon 茶 ? 晚餐 ? 晚餐, 晚饭 ? Do 你 think he knows about them ?"
Merry : "I wouldn't count on it."