The Mummy's 吻乐队（Kiss） Ana and Ramsay About to Almost 吻乐队（Kiss）

Dear Everyone I love,
Since the 日 I was born, since the 日 I strarted school, 你 have been dear to me. Whether 你 are my loving parents, 或者 my loving but still slightly annoying little sister. Whether 你 where the first one to say "Hello" to me when I started first grade, 或者 the one to give me that extra decorated "Be my valentine" card that turned into my first crush in the 5th grade. To my 7th grade 音乐 teacher, an old family friend...and first Lesbian crush. One who had understood me and still loves me like Bfftwdcwasa (Best 老友记 forever till we die cause we are so awesome) To...

I 发布 this 文章 on the 随意 spot too so I 说 why not post it here, after all this is the right place. Hope 你 like it. Thanks for reading. ;)

1)"Why, do 你 find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I 爱情 the 秒 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and 你 actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with...