I 发布 this 文章 on the 随意 spot too so I 说 why not post it here, after all this is the right place. Hope 你 like it. Thanks for reading. ;)
1)"Why, do 你 find me irresistible?"
2)"No, I just dress better than you"
3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
4)"I 爱情 the 秒 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.
NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and 你 actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
5)Look them in the face with...
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