A handy-dandy Wikihow 文章 on how to make a horcrux, for all 你 aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch 或者 wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide 你 should not attempt to create a horcrux until 你 can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...

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Bellatrix timidly stepped into Voldemort’s chambers. Her once beautiful face was gaunt and pale, her hair 魔发奇缘 and lustreless. Years in Azkaban had aged her beyond her years.

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