Science Confirms 狗 爱情 Us
Science has confirmed that 狗 爱情 us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are 你 telling me 狗 look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And 你 smell interesting. I 爱情 you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. 你 should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior 猫 occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. 猫 see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach 小猫 to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. 猫 communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at 小猫 because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that 狗 爱情 us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
Science has confirmed that 狗 爱情 us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.
No, really!
Are 你 telling me 狗 look up at us and see us adorable?
The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And 你 smell interesting. I 爱情 you!
(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. 你 should bow when I enter the room.)
This explains why superior 猫 occasionally try to bathe us.
It's true. 猫 see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring us half-dead mice, birds, and other prey. To teach us how to hunt and eat properly.
That's why they attack when we rub their bellies. That's how parents teach 小猫 to defend themselves.
That's also why they meow. 猫 communicate with other adults on a frequency we cannot hear, but they meow at 小猫 because their ears aren't yet fully developed.
They even have a specialized a set of meows used only for humans, since we are clearly nearly deaf babies.
Basically, we're all dumb kittens.
Isn't it fantastic that 狗 爱情 us in spite of our shortcomings!
Unreservedly and constantly!!
Regardless of our smell!!!
We're still interesting!
