Jareth- The Goblin King- Is A Transvestite

1. Take him out for 晚餐 but have him pay the check.

2. Make a sim of him on your sims game with the unlucky and loser traits and watch him come back to life again and again when 你 try to drown him in a swimming pool.

3. 显示 him Willy Bum Bum and watch his facial expressions closely.

4. Tell him that Christian grey is 更多 kinkier than thee.

5. Tell him Dahvie vanity had scene hair before it was cool.

6. Draw on his face with sharpie while he's napping on his throne.

7. Magically teleport yourself into his bathroom while he's taking a bath.

8. Teach the goblins how to speak similish. (The...

"Sarah I have something to 显示 you" Jareth said.
"Ok 显示 me!" Sarah 说 with excitement in her eyes.He led her into a chamber with all her old things in it with a canopy bed. "Oh Jareth I 爱情 it!" Sarah 说 hugging him. "yes and i have to 显示 你 something else. He opened a door and there was her very own garden! "Jareth!!! Thank you!" Sarah 说 hugging him tighter. then she let go and ran into her garden. Jareth went to go 显示 Toby his room and when he got into the 王座, 宝座 room he didn't see Toby on the floor, but he saw him sleeping on the throne. and I thought he was a lively little...