1. Take him out for 晚餐 but have him pay the check.
2. Make a sim of him on your sims game with the unlucky and loser traits and watch him come back to life again and again when 你 try to drown him in a swimming pool.
3. 显示 him Willy Bum Bum and watch his facial expressions closely.
4. Tell him that Christian grey is 更多 kinkier than thee.
5. Tell him Dahvie vanity had scene hair before it was cool.
6. Draw on his face with sharpie while he's napping on his throne.
7. Magically teleport yourself into his bathroom while he's taking a bath.
8. Teach the goblins how to speak similish. (The...
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