Labyrinth

Disclaimer : I do not own labyrinth 或者 it's characters.
(Inspired 由 the song 天使 Eyes 由 New Years rah wandered into the bubble ball Jareth had created for her. All the guests were dressed darkly. The female fae were wearing 哥特式 Victorian style dresses with their mysterious masks and the male fae were wearing dark 《金装律师》 with black old fashioned bow ties. Sarah herself was dressed in a similar 哥特式 袍, 礼服 though it was less revealing, her 浓情巧克力 brown hair was now changed into jet black with red highlights peeking out, she had black lipstick and dark liner. She wore a choker and stiletto...

(In a store)

Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock 糖果 sir and a dollar fifty.

(Clothes shopping in the mall)

Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.

Cashier: (looks up) what can I help 你 with today?

Jareth: (holding up leggings) do 你 have these in men's?

Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.

(At job interview for daycare)

Interviewer: have 你 had any experience with kids before?

Jareth: yes indeed, 你 see when unwanted children are wished away to the underground. I simply take them to my 城堡 in the goblin...