1. 你 really like peaches and think everytime 你 eat a 桃子 you'll end up dancing with jareth in a bubble.
2. 你 can recite all of the movie.
3. 你 try to wish your sibling away to the goblin king.
4. 你 try to wish yourself away to the goblin king.
5. 你 own an over abundance of labyrinth tshirts and paraphernalia.
6. You've 迷失 count of how many times you've watched the movie.
7. 你 own the DVD 或者 VHS.
8. some retarded twilight 粉丝 asks u what team are 你 on? 你 answer Team Jareth. (I can't stand twilight and it's 粉丝 base).
9. 你 quote 或者 make labyrinth references and confuse everyone.
10. You've played the crotch drinking game and have gotten drunk.
11. You've always wanted to dress up as jareth and on 万圣节前夕 你 get invited to a 万圣节前夕 party. Problem is it's in a week and 你 have literally no time to order the wig 或者 buy supplies for the costume. And 你 are totally disappointed.
12. 你 have a huge crush on jareth and/or david bowie.
13. 你 think ludo is adorable.
14. 你 want to dress your dog up for 万圣节前夕 as sir didymus but your parents and dog won't let you.
15. 你 notice there's something up with jareths pants. (If 你 know what I mean ;)
16. 你 laugh when your bf/friend has seen the movie before and just finds out that jareth is sporting a huge boner.
17. 你 draw jareth all the time.
18. Your heads in the gutter everytime 你 watch labyrinth.
19. 你 really think jareth wasn't really a villain and actually loved Sarah in some way.
20. Sarah says 你 have no power over me to jareth 你 then reply with "you stupid bitch," and feel sorry for jareth when 你 see his hurt face.
21. You're happy your name is Sarah.
22. 你 think jareth looked rejected after Sarah 说 你 have no power over me.
23. 你 read and write a ton of labyrinth fanfiction.
24. 你 have seen the girls 下一个 door deviant art comic and YouTube series 由 pika la cynique.
25. 你 think the labyrinth 日本漫画 sucks.
26. Your laptop background is jareth.
27. 你 want to name your child either jareth 或者 Sarah.
28. 你 desperately wanna read the actual book.
29. 你 find labyrinth references in other media. (For example I thought the 音乐 video concept for 天使 eyes 由 New Year's 日 looked like a darker, 更多 twisted version of the labyrinth ball scene. It's what inspired one of my fanfics).
30. 你 are reduced to watching labyrinth on your laptop with headphones because your family is sick of hearing and watching labyrinth for the 100th time.
2. 你 can recite all of the movie.
3. 你 try to wish your sibling away to the goblin king.
4. 你 try to wish yourself away to the goblin king.
5. 你 own an over abundance of labyrinth tshirts and paraphernalia.
6. You've 迷失 count of how many times you've watched the movie.
7. 你 own the DVD 或者 VHS.
8. some retarded twilight 粉丝 asks u what team are 你 on? 你 answer Team Jareth. (I can't stand twilight and it's 粉丝 base).
9. 你 quote 或者 make labyrinth references and confuse everyone.
10. You've played the crotch drinking game and have gotten drunk.
11. You've always wanted to dress up as jareth and on 万圣节前夕 你 get invited to a 万圣节前夕 party. Problem is it's in a week and 你 have literally no time to order the wig 或者 buy supplies for the costume. And 你 are totally disappointed.
12. 你 have a huge crush on jareth and/or david bowie.
13. 你 think ludo is adorable.
14. 你 want to dress your dog up for 万圣节前夕 as sir didymus but your parents and dog won't let you.
15. 你 notice there's something up with jareths pants. (If 你 know what I mean ;)
16. 你 laugh when your bf/friend has seen the movie before and just finds out that jareth is sporting a huge boner.
17. 你 draw jareth all the time.
18. Your heads in the gutter everytime 你 watch labyrinth.
19. 你 really think jareth wasn't really a villain and actually loved Sarah in some way.
20. Sarah says 你 have no power over me to jareth 你 then reply with "you stupid bitch," and feel sorry for jareth when 你 see his hurt face.
21. You're happy your name is Sarah.
22. 你 think jareth looked rejected after Sarah 说 你 have no power over me.
23. 你 read and write a ton of labyrinth fanfiction.
24. 你 have seen the girls 下一个 door deviant art comic and YouTube series 由 pika la cynique.
25. 你 think the labyrinth 日本漫画 sucks.
26. Your laptop background is jareth.
27. 你 want to name your child either jareth 或者 Sarah.
28. 你 desperately wanna read the actual book.
29. 你 find labyrinth references in other media. (For example I thought the 音乐 video concept for 天使 eyes 由 New Year's 日 looked like a darker, 更多 twisted version of the labyrinth ball scene. It's what inspired one of my fanfics).
30. 你 are reduced to watching labyrinth on your laptop with headphones because your family is sick of hearing and watching labyrinth for the 100th time.
