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Me: (calls up Kyle) 嘿 Kyle, what's up?
Kyle: Not much, Michelle, just sick.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Kyle: It's OK, Michelle. It's not your fault. It was the people who tried to pressure me into acid's faults.
Me: Oh.
Kyle: I gotta go. See 你 later, Michelle.
Me: OK. Later, buddy. (hangs up) then thinks: Why did Kyle get some acid anyway with Ike? Those people are assholes not to give people some drugs.
Mom: Michelle, 你 okay hun? 你 look upset.
Me: I'm OK. I just called up Kyle to see how he's doing.
Mom: That's really nice of 你 to do that!
Me: Thanks, Mom. Besides, I'm his best friend....
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(back to the same scene on the 前一个 part.)
Clyde: Wow, Michelle. That was awesome on the way 你 beat Carla up, man.
Me: I know right! She was the biggest 婊子, 子 in the whole wide world until I killed her off.
Craig: Yeah, that was an epic scene!
(at school, I wear the same outfit I wore yesterday but my 涂层, 外套 was now red instead of black, my 衬衫 was still grey and graphic, my hat was now all in cobalt and in the same style as Stan's, my mittens were still in their same cobalt color, my pants were black, and my sneakers were still black.)
Kyle: Wow, Michelle. 你 changed quite a bit.
Me: Yeah,...
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posted by dragons0214
The 下一个 morning, I woke up at 7:30 AM. I put on an 橙子, 橙色 衬衫 and dark green pants, in honor of the boy in my dream. I didn't bother to do anything with my hair, because it's so crazy and curly that I can't do anything with it. I look like Shirley Temple having a bad hair day.I walked down the stairs to see my dad at the dining room table, 阅读 the newspaper. He looks nothing like me, except for the green eyes. He had straight brown hair,and a purple yalmuka

"there's my red-haired bundle of joy!'' he exclaimed as I walk down the stairs.

I appreciate his dad-ness, but I'm far from his bundle of joy. I'm not the 流行的 cheerleader that every dad expects out of their daughter. All I do is listen to pop punk while I write poems and stories about sorrow and draw demons and dragons. I walked out the door without saying a word to him. bus stop bound, I guess.
A couple of days ago, I read and answered a 问题 about kyle not being the shit. This got me thinking about the role kyle plays in the 显示 that no one knows of. I am of course, talking about revealing the secret message in south park episodes.

For those of 你 that have been watching south park for a while, 你 know that Kyle is famous for "i 've learned something today........" speeches. Over the course of the eight and a half years I have watched south park, I realised that kyle is giving away the moral of the episode. A good example is in ALL OF THE EPISODE THAT HE SAYS SOMETHING REALLY...
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posted by MoreThanFangirl
Whoever comes to this club - "kyle broflovski" on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 - as a Kyle fan, hater 或者 whatever, may have quickly noticed that the posts of several 粉丝 (mostly obsessed fangirls) were written over a 年 以前 . That means, only a few 粉丝 - for example me (MoreThanFangirl), Obro and dragons0214 - are still regularly online on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and/ 或者 have been posting stuff about Kyle for the last few minutes, hours, days, weeks, months...
So Kyle doesn´t have 粉丝 anymore? All those people who used to be so crazy about him - it would be mean if I named examples - and 发布 messages like "I 爱情 him" or...
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posted by dragons0214
over the years of me being a hopeless romantic for Kyle, people always ask me, "what do 你 see in him?" Well, I'm about to set the record straight for why I 爱情 him so much.

First of all, his high level of morals. whenever stuff goes down in the town of south park, 你 can always count on Kyle to take the experience and turn it into a life lesson, with his notorious 'I learned something today' speeches.


秒 of all, his pride for being different because of his religion. over the course of the show, I have seen Kyle transform from a boy who didn't know a thing about judaism, even though he practiced it, into a a jew that took pride in his religion, and he doesn't take crap from anyone who thinks anything different about it.

there are so many 更多 reasons why i 爱情 him, that I need to write 更多 文章 about why I 爱情 him.
(the 钟, 贝尔 rings for lunch)
Cartman: Man, I can't believe I failed the test!
Me: At least I passed.
Stan: Yeah, but if we failed it, then both of us would be screwed.
Kenny: (muffled) Wow, Michelle must be REALLY smart.
Janay: Hi Michelle!
Me: 嘿 Janay! What's up?
Janay: I heard 你 and Stan kissed last night.
Stan: Yeah, and in class, I couldn't stop staring at her.
Cartman: Yeah, even if Wendy had a chance to 吻乐队(Kiss) Stan.
Stan: Shut up Cartman! (slaps him hard on the back.)
Cartman: Jesus, I was being sarcastic, Stan!
Wendy: Hi Michelle!
Me: Hi Wendy!
Wendy: Good job for being one of the three people to...
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(going back to where we left off..)
Me: Why would Lea die?
Mom: Well, something horrible did all of this, not her 或者 anyone else. That was why Lea had to die.
Me: Oh man... Is there a possible way to bring her back to life?
Mom: Unfortunately, Michelle... There is no way we can ever bring a human back to life. Whenever 你 die, you're gone forever and 你 can't go back to living again.
Me: That's really terrible, but... Have I even met Lea before?
Mom: Who knows? I didn't know the last time 你 ever saw her before she died.
Me: Probably eight years ago.
Mom: Oh.
(Meanwhile at school..)
Kyle: Hi Michelle....
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This is soooo cute.
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It was disgusting Dx
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(going back to the scene on the 前一个 part...)
Stan: Michelle, are 你 sure 你 saw someone's shadow?
Me: Yeah! It almost looked just like me!
Kyle: I wonder who he is...
Cartman: Maybe it's someone very mysterious..
Me: 或者 maybe it's someone who disappeared 12 days 以前 after he helped the town from danger.. But we'll never know for sure.
(at my basement of my house, the gathering starts and the six of us are all in chairs formed in a circle, and Janay starts the conversation with why Mysterion came back to South Park.)
Janay: Why would someone be after Michelle?
Stan: Don't ask me, ask Michelle....
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okay, so I know that this installment is going to be a bit silly, but I don't care.

First of all, his hair. 你 can't talk about Kyle without talking about his hair. It's so cute! I just wanna run my fingers through it, and use it as a pillow. My 个人资料 picture is him without his hat, for crying out loud!


秒 of all, his feet. I think there's a reason why his feet are shown 更多 than other character on the show. there just so cute tiny, and chubby! they look like they belong on a baby, not a ten 年 old. I know that this has been expresses a lot in other ways on this website, but I had to mention it here
It remembers me of the episode "Hooked on Monkey Phonics", where Kyle was betrayed 由 his stupid girlfriend. Watch the lyrics. They might describe Kyle´s feelings at the end of that episode perfectly.
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posted by dragons0214
I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five 分钟 later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if 你 ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his 涂层, 外套 pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a 冰沙, 思慕雪 and I was forced to drink it.

"Hey Kylie, do 你 have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so 你 put all your money in the bank and 你 never spend it!''

Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when 你 asked for a water mattress 你 were taken to sea world!"
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My 最喜爱的 part of this episode! :D
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(At Michelle's house)
Stan: Wow, Michelle. First, 你 get hurt, and then 你 grow stronger and beat Carla in a fight! 你 really showed her who's boss.
Me: Yeah, it's a miracle now that my injuries are gone and done for.
Kenny: (muffled) Everyone's saying Michelle's a hero because she stood up to Carla, aren't you, Michelle?
Me: Yeah, Kenny. I also proved her wrong, underestimated her, and most likely, turned against her. If it weren't for 你 guys, I'd be dead now.
Cartman: True, but you're our best friend, Michelle. Why would 你 ever die? South Park would be different if 你 died.
Janay: I know....
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posted by codyxgwen101
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Lizzys POV
I yawned as sierra lead me into a classroom. Of course it was 4th grade. Right when I walked in,
Every boy stared at me. Their toungs Where rolling out. Alright I’ll admit it I am pretty good looking.
Then I saw HIM! The same boy that I accidently kissed in kindergarten! My best friend!
KYLE!!!!!!!
Everybody this is Elizabeth McCartney. “She’s new this year!” the teacher explained. I shivered. “I
Was here in kindergarten then left.” Why did 你 leave Lisa?” Stanly asked. “Parents” I responded. Oh.
Then Ms. Choksondik told the class “Miss McCartney...
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