"Don't worry, I saw 'Lord of the Rings'. I'm not going to end this 17 times" - Harry
"This is every shade of wrong" - Harry
"I swear to God, it's like somebody took America 由 the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on" - Harry
"I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club" - Harry
"When in doubt, cut up a pig - That was the town motto" - Harry
"Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock" - Harry
"Doesn't that suck? I just hit 你 for no reason. I don't know why" - Harry
"Don't quit your gay job" - Harry
"This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker. You're in serious trouble" - Perry
"I call it my 'faggot gun', cuz it's only good for a couple of shots and then 你 have to drop it for something better" - Perry
"I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls" - Perry
"He called her a ... well, a bad word. Cunt." - Perry
"Why in pluperfect hell would 你 pee on a corpse?" - Perry
Perry: "Look up the word idiot in the dictionary, 你 know what you'll find?"
Harry: "A picture of me?"
Perry: "No, the definition of the word idiot, which 你 fucking are!"
"I drink Genaro beer. But what do I know, I'm a bear" - 熊 in TV Ad
Harry: "Still gay?"
Perry: "Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it."
Harry: "Is she a looker?"
Perry: "She opens the door and she's got nothing on but the radio. Yeah, invites me in to sit down, sits on my lap, fires up a spliff"
Harry: "Geez. Really?"
Perry: "No idiot"
"Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all 你 people in the Midwest, sorry we 说 fuck so much" - Perry, to the audience
Harry: "Do 你 think i'm stupid?"
Perry: "I don't think you'd know where to put 食物 at, if 你 didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid"
"Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too. In 电影院 where the studio gets all paranoid about a downer ending so the guy shows up, he's magically alive on crutches, I hate that. I mean shit, why not bring them all back. But the point is in this case, this time, it really happened. Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it's a dumb movie thing, but what do 你 want me to do, lie about it?" - Harry
Harry: "Look, 你 want to see something cool?"
[Harry pulls out a copy of a Gossamer book with a hole in it]
Harmony: "Oh cool! This stopped the bullet, Harry"
[Harmony pokes her finger through the hole in the book. Harry taps his bullet wound]
Harry: "No, not really."
Perry: "Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call"
Harry: "Bad"
Perry: "Excuse me?"
Harry: "Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows 你 to sleep..."
Perry: "What, fuckhead? Who taught 你 grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish."
"Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds. Thrill me." - Perry
Harmony: "OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!"
[all the girls in the club raise their hands]
Perry: "See that? Obedient little bitches too."
[girl screams "Fuck you!" and throws a glass, which he dodges]
Harry: [after shooting many men he drops the gun down on the street] There... All done... Finished.
"This is every shade of wrong" - Harry
"I swear to God, it's like somebody took America 由 the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on" - Harry
"I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club" - Harry
"When in doubt, cut up a pig - That was the town motto" - Harry
"Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock" - Harry
"Doesn't that suck? I just hit 你 for no reason. I don't know why" - Harry
"Don't quit your gay job" - Harry
"This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker. You're in serious trouble" - Perry
"I call it my 'faggot gun', cuz it's only good for a couple of shots and then 你 have to drop it for something better" - Perry
"I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls" - Perry
"He called her a ... well, a bad word. Cunt." - Perry
"Why in pluperfect hell would 你 pee on a corpse?" - Perry
Perry: "Look up the word idiot in the dictionary, 你 know what you'll find?"
Harry: "A picture of me?"
Perry: "No, the definition of the word idiot, which 你 fucking are!"
"I drink Genaro beer. But what do I know, I'm a bear" - 熊 in TV Ad
Harry: "Still gay?"
Perry: "Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it."
Harry: "Is she a looker?"
Perry: "She opens the door and she's got nothing on but the radio. Yeah, invites me in to sit down, sits on my lap, fires up a spliff"
Harry: "Geez. Really?"
Perry: "No idiot"
"Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all 你 people in the Midwest, sorry we 说 fuck so much" - Perry, to the audience
Harry: "Do 你 think i'm stupid?"
Perry: "I don't think you'd know where to put 食物 at, if 你 didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid"
"Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too. In 电影院 where the studio gets all paranoid about a downer ending so the guy shows up, he's magically alive on crutches, I hate that. I mean shit, why not bring them all back. But the point is in this case, this time, it really happened. Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it's a dumb movie thing, but what do 你 want me to do, lie about it?" - Harry
Harry: "Look, 你 want to see something cool?"
[Harry pulls out a copy of a Gossamer book with a hole in it]
Harmony: "Oh cool! This stopped the bullet, Harry"
[Harmony pokes her finger through the hole in the book. Harry taps his bullet wound]
Harry: "No, not really."
Perry: "Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call"
Harry: "Bad"
Perry: "Excuse me?"
Harry: "Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows 你 to sleep..."
Perry: "What, fuckhead? Who taught 你 grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish."
"Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds. Thrill me." - Perry
Harmony: "OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!"
[all the girls in the club raise their hands]
Perry: "See that? Obedient little bitches too."
[girl screams "Fuck you!" and throws a glass, which he dodges]
Harry: [after shooting many men he drops the gun down on the street] There... All done... Finished.
