Little Moments 7
Chapter 7: "Dante"
The group was gathered in the dining room, save for Jessica, who was god knows where. Jackie rested her head on Gunther's rigid shoulder, eyes shut. "so.." Kendal offered "So?" Kick grunted. "What do we do now?" Kick stood up from the 表 and walked down the hall, continuing to talk. "We should..." his voice carried off in the distance. Meanwhile Jessica was waking up from her 10:30 snooze, waddling down the grand staircase, she caught Kick off guard. Their chests slammed together, he felt her breath hitch in her throat, making her breathing shallow. She didn't want to look him in the eyes after the night before. The duo smelled of gasoline and burnt rubber, it lingered on her over-sized tee that just covered her butt. "so? What now?" he raised an eye brow, slamming their hips together in an attempt to get closer to her half-naked body. She sighed reluctantly. Hands on his chest, she wanted to fall into him, but realized what it would cost. She pushed herself off, his hands wrapped around her curvy waistline. "What's the matter?" he brushed a lock of auburn hair out of her ivory face. The brunette just turned away, leaving him awestruck, and heartbroken.
Jessica sipped silently on her coffee, watching the news, thinking about how old she felt. "I've got it!" Scarlet bellowed, making Jess drop her coffee. "Let's go see a movie!" "YAWN!" Kick made a fanning motion in front of his mouth. "what else are we doing today?" Jessica looked around at the pitiful sight "nothing, nobody looks very rambunctious." kick caught Jessicas eyes, he winked as she turned away, distastefully.
Jessica sat in the very back of the theatre, as far away from Kick as possible. 说 male was presently sitting in the very front row of seats along with Gunther. She sat, arms crossed watching the commercials. A thick essence of McGraw cologne floated through the air. She sighed and looked around to find a tall, muscular male, his brown hair hung in his chisel face. He smiled and 说 to her "This 座位 taken?" she adjusted herself in the uncomfortable chair. " Not at all." she thought it was odd that he chose to sit 下一个 to her of all the 太空 in the theatre, though, she really didn't mind it. She scanned his incredibly fit body, his dark wash jeans that sagged a small bit, 展示 his deep red boxers. His 衬衫 outlined his six-pack abbs, lose enough to tease the female mind. His arms were adorned with scars, "Tough guy? HOT!!" she thought alone. He took his 座位 to the right of her. She sat up, tall. He had her beat 由 about four inches. The mystery god outstretched his calloused hand. "Dante." she watched him. Smiling slyly. Shaking his hand, her 心 skipped a beat. "Sexy name." her naughty thoughts were overreacting.
Chapter 7: "Dante"
The group was gathered in the dining room, save for Jessica, who was god knows where. Jackie rested her head on Gunther's rigid shoulder, eyes shut. "so.." Kendal offered "So?" Kick grunted. "What do we do now?" Kick stood up from the 表 and walked down the hall, continuing to talk. "We should..." his voice carried off in the distance. Meanwhile Jessica was waking up from her 10:30 snooze, waddling down the grand staircase, she caught Kick off guard. Their chests slammed together, he felt her breath hitch in her throat, making her breathing shallow. She didn't want to look him in the eyes after the night before. The duo smelled of gasoline and burnt rubber, it lingered on her over-sized tee that just covered her butt. "so? What now?" he raised an eye brow, slamming their hips together in an attempt to get closer to her half-naked body. She sighed reluctantly. Hands on his chest, she wanted to fall into him, but realized what it would cost. She pushed herself off, his hands wrapped around her curvy waistline. "What's the matter?" he brushed a lock of auburn hair out of her ivory face. The brunette just turned away, leaving him awestruck, and heartbroken.
Jessica sipped silently on her coffee, watching the news, thinking about how old she felt. "I've got it!" Scarlet bellowed, making Jess drop her coffee. "Let's go see a movie!" "YAWN!" Kick made a fanning motion in front of his mouth. "what else are we doing today?" Jessica looked around at the pitiful sight "nothing, nobody looks very rambunctious." kick caught Jessicas eyes, he winked as she turned away, distastefully.
Jessica sat in the very back of the theatre, as far away from Kick as possible. 说 male was presently sitting in the very front row of seats along with Gunther. She sat, arms crossed watching the commercials. A thick essence of McGraw cologne floated through the air. She sighed and looked around to find a tall, muscular male, his brown hair hung in his chisel face. He smiled and 说 to her "This 座位 taken?" she adjusted herself in the uncomfortable chair. " Not at all." she thought it was odd that he chose to sit 下一个 to her of all the 太空 in the theatre, though, she really didn't mind it. She scanned his incredibly fit body, his dark wash jeans that sagged a small bit, 展示 his deep red boxers. His 衬衫 outlined his six-pack abbs, lose enough to tease the female mind. His arms were adorned with scars, "Tough guy? HOT!!" she thought alone. He took his 座位 to the right of her. She sat up, tall. He had her beat 由 about four inches. The mystery god outstretched his calloused hand. "Dante." she watched him. Smiling slyly. Shaking his hand, her 心 skipped a beat. "Sexy name." her naughty thoughts were overreacting.
Kick pushed Gunther back to the shelter on Ol' Blue. Later that night, Kick made a 火, 消防 to cook the fish, which were being cooked on a huge stick all at once. He handed some to Gunther, and he took a bite out of the 鱼 like a maniac.
"HOLY CRAP, MAN! WHERE DID 你 LEARN TO MAKE FISH?! THIS IS THE BEST 鱼 I EVER HAD!" Gunther screamed. He was so happy, he felt like he was going to expolode! He didn't have any 食物 that tasted this good in days! They both most of the 鱼 within 5 minutes. Kick fell asleep in the shelter, while Gunther was still wide awake. When all of a sudden, he saw a 熊 running straight torward their shelter!
"Kick! Wake up! A bear's coming straight toward us!....... I guess it was only a racoon....... Sorry! I'm kinda' scared of the wilderness now after what happened when 你 left me alone for the day. It sucks not being able to walk, Kick. I can get board in life easy like this............
Kick? Uuuugghhhhh! Where did he go now?"
"HOLY CRAP, MAN! WHERE DID 你 LEARN TO MAKE FISH?! THIS IS THE BEST 鱼 I EVER HAD!" Gunther screamed. He was so happy, he felt like he was going to expolode! He didn't have any 食物 that tasted this good in days! They both most of the 鱼 within 5 minutes. Kick fell asleep in the shelter, while Gunther was still wide awake. When all of a sudden, he saw a 熊 running straight torward their shelter!
"Kick! Wake up! A bear's coming straight toward us!....... I guess it was only a racoon....... Sorry! I'm kinda' scared of the wilderness now after what happened when 你 left me alone for the day. It sucks not being able to walk, Kick. I can get board in life easy like this............
Kick? Uuuugghhhhh! Where did he go now?"
Gunther screamed, terrified. A 10ft tall grizzly 熊 was right in front of him.
"Hi! Do 你 like sandwiches?....Because..... well.... uummm....bye!" Gunther bolted off, unaware of the fact that he could get lost. The 熊 chased after Gunther and continued to growl at him.
"Kiiiiiiick! Where are you! I'm about to be a grizzly bear's lunch!" There was a branch in Gunther's path. He tripped over it and tumbled down a steep, tall hill.
"OOOOOOWWWW!" He howled in pain, and ended up with a broken leg, ankle, and arm. All he could do was lay there. Luckly, the 熊 was no longer chasing him. Gunther hoped Kick would find him.
Gunther thought in his mind "Kick couldn't possibly find me in this dense fog... could he?" He was so exhausted from being hungry and thirsty and being chased 由 a bear. He passed out.
"Hi! Do 你 like sandwiches?....Because..... well.... uummm....bye!" Gunther bolted off, unaware of the fact that he could get lost. The 熊 chased after Gunther and continued to growl at him.
"Kiiiiiiick! Where are you! I'm about to be a grizzly bear's lunch!" There was a branch in Gunther's path. He tripped over it and tumbled down a steep, tall hill.
"OOOOOOWWWW!" He howled in pain, and ended up with a broken leg, ankle, and arm. All he could do was lay there. Luckly, the 熊 was no longer chasing him. Gunther hoped Kick would find him.
Gunther thought in his mind "Kick couldn't possibly find me in this dense fog... could he?" He was so exhausted from being hungry and thirsty and being chased 由 a bear. He passed out.
"Gunther, it's a bear! Get out of the cave!" Kick yelled, already out of the cave and onto Ol' Blue. Gunther ran screaming onto the 滑冰 board, and they bolted of. The 熊 started making strange noises, as if he was confused.
"We ARE gonna die out here! See? I knew it!" Gunther started to cry.
"Or we could just live here............"
Kick mumbled.
"No, we can't! It's too dangerous!"
"Come on, Gunther! Are we boys, 或者 men?"
"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh...............Boys?"
"No, Gunther. We're men. We CAN survive out here alone. We won't survive, we'll LIVE."
"But we have nowhere to sleep!"
"Don't worry, I can build shelter for us. We can live and sleep in here until we find a way back up that cliff." Gunther fell on the ground face first fell asleep.
"zzzzz..........zzzzz....."
Kick just finished the shelter and dragged him inside. He was still a little sore from tumbling down that cliff. Bored from thinking of a plan to get to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the cliff, Kick dozed off.
"We ARE gonna die out here! See? I knew it!" Gunther started to cry.
"Or we could just live here............"
Kick mumbled.
"No, we can't! It's too dangerous!"
"Come on, Gunther! Are we boys, 或者 men?"
"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh...............Boys?"
"No, Gunther. We're men. We CAN survive out here alone. We won't survive, we'll LIVE."
"But we have nowhere to sleep!"
"Don't worry, I can build shelter for us. We can live and sleep in here until we find a way back up that cliff." Gunther fell on the ground face first fell asleep.
"zzzzz..........zzzzz....."
Kick just finished the shelter and dragged him inside. He was still a little sore from tumbling down that cliff. Bored from thinking of a plan to get to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the cliff, Kick dozed off.
"Kick! I can't hang on any more! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I'M NOT READY TO DIE!!!" They both tumbled down the cliff, not being able to stop themselves. They felt like a pile of jello after that painful tumble.
"Am I dead?" Gunther asked.
"No, Gunther. We're at the bottom of the cliff now.......... There's got to be a way to get back up there, any ideas?"
"No! It's impossible Kick! We're gonna die out here! There's no way back up there! What will we do now?!" It's okay, Gunther. I have a plan. See that cliff over there in the shape of a ramp? We use Ol' Blue to bolt up the cliff, back where we came from. What do 你 say?"
"I don't know about this Kick...I... I can't do it!"
"Am I dead?" Gunther asked.
"No, Gunther. We're at the bottom of the cliff now.......... There's got to be a way to get back up there, any ideas?"
"No! It's impossible Kick! We're gonna die out here! There's no way back up there! What will we do now?!" It's okay, Gunther. I have a plan. See that cliff over there in the shape of a ramp? We use Ol' Blue to bolt up the cliff, back where we came from. What do 你 say?"
"I don't know about this Kick...I... I can't do it!"
"I can't believe it was a dream.... My girl friend was Tina Sometimes...And it was all a dream! Nooooooooooooooooooo! What will I do n-"
"Gunther! We're here."
"WOOHOO!" Gunther yelled. They both bolted out the door and found what looked like no sign of civilization.
"Awesome!"Kick said, very happy with where they were right now. Gunther walked over 由 a cliff to see the beautiful view of mountians and trees.
"Hey, Kick! Check out the view over here!" Right after he 说 that he slipped and fell down the cliff, then saw a branch grownig out of the cliff and grabbed it.
"Kiiiiiiiiiiiiick! Help me! I'm gonna die!"
"Holy crap!" Kick mumbled. He tried to grab Gunther, but was too short and fell, holding on to Ol' Blue and Gunther's foot.
"Magnus, where did the kids go?"
"I'm sure they're somewhere around here exploring."
"Gunther! We're here."
"WOOHOO!" Gunther yelled. They both bolted out the door and found what looked like no sign of civilization.
"Awesome!"Kick said, very happy with where they were right now. Gunther walked over 由 a cliff to see the beautiful view of mountians and trees.
"Hey, Kick! Check out the view over here!" Right after he 说 that he slipped and fell down the cliff, then saw a branch grownig out of the cliff and grabbed it.
"Kiiiiiiiiiiiiick! Help me! I'm gonna die!"
"Holy crap!" Kick mumbled. He tried to grab Gunther, but was too short and fell, holding on to Ol' Blue and Gunther's foot.
"Magnus, where did the kids go?"
"I'm sure they're somewhere around here exploring."
GUNTHER'S DREAM
Gunther woke up. There were garbage cans with lingon berry pies in them everywhere! He also saw a 民意调查 full of 浓情巧克力 covered desks. He jumped in and ate all of the desks at once. He looked up in the sky and saw raining hot dogs.
While dancing around, Gunther yelled "lolololololololololololololol!"
and ate every hot dog he could see. Tina Sometimes walked up to him and asked "Will 你 go out with me?"
Gunther yelled with joy "Yes!"
Their first 日期 was at the BattleSnax.
Gunther was dancing around when he randomly appeared in a jungle with ligon berry pie. When he went up to it, it turned into a 花栗鼠 and ate him. Gunther woke up and screamed.
"What a weird dream......"
Gunther woke up. There were garbage cans with lingon berry pies in them everywhere! He also saw a 民意调查 full of 浓情巧克力 covered desks. He jumped in and ate all of the desks at once. He looked up in the sky and saw raining hot dogs.
While dancing around, Gunther yelled "lolololololololololololololol!"
and ate every hot dog he could see. Tina Sometimes walked up to him and asked "Will 你 go out with me?"
Gunther yelled with joy "Yes!"
Their first 日期 was at the BattleSnax.
Gunther was dancing around when he randomly appeared in a jungle with ligon berry pie. When he went up to it, it turned into a 花栗鼠 and ate him. Gunther woke up and screamed.
"What a weird dream......"
"I guess the catipult was a bad idea..... Gunther said.
"Look at me, Kick! I'm on crutches! That catipult was a terri-"
"No it was the best idea ever! You're a true friend, Gunthe-"
" I am?... WOOHOO!!!"Gunther kissed Kick.
"Uuhhhhhh..... okay.... I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen..." Kick said, confused.
"Me too......." Gunther said.
"Do 你 want to get icecream?"Gunther asked?
"Sure. Are 你 to be able to get there 由 yourself?" Kick asked.
"Yeah... I'm fine."
"Okay, let's go!"
"Hey, Kick what do 你 think happened to Osckar?" Gunther asked.
".... Don't know......and I don't care..."
"Look at me, Kick! I'm on crutches! That catipult was a terri-"
"No it was the best idea ever! You're a true friend, Gunthe-"
" I am?... WOOHOO!!!"Gunther kissed Kick.
"Uuhhhhhh..... okay.... I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen..." Kick said, confused.
"Me too......." Gunther said.
"Do 你 want to get icecream?"Gunther asked?
"Sure. Are 你 to be able to get there 由 yourself?" Kick asked.
"Yeah... I'm fine."
"Okay, let's go!"
"Hey, Kick what do 你 think happened to Osckar?" Gunther asked.
".... Don't know......and I don't care..."
"Osckar, I know we don't like each other, but get out of my house!" Kick yelled. Gunther set up a dog trap. It was a catipult with a dog treat. If Osckar stepped on it to get the treat, he would go flying far away from Mellowbrook.
"Kick! Get Osckar to come over here!" Gunther yelled. He put a dog treat on the catipult.
"Hey, Osckar! Look over here!"
Osckar darted to the treat. He went over the catipult, and nothing happend!
Gunther went on the catipult to see what was wrong.
"Why won't it- AAHHHHHHHHH!!!" The catipult launched Gunther into the air with Osckar biting his Buttowski. Kick had a suprised look on his face.
Kick thought in his mind "Crap! My parents are going to be 首页 any 分钟 now! He grabbed Ol' Blue and quikly cleaned everything in his path.
"Wow, good job Kick. 你 kept the house clean!" Denise 说 suprised.
"Anything for my parents."
"Kick! Get Osckar to come over here!" Gunther yelled. He put a dog treat on the catipult.
"Hey, Osckar! Look over here!"
Osckar darted to the treat. He went over the catipult, and nothing happend!
Gunther went on the catipult to see what was wrong.
"Why won't it- AAHHHHHHHHH!!!" The catipult launched Gunther into the air with Osckar biting his Buttowski. Kick had a suprised look on his face.
Kick thought in his mind "Crap! My parents are going to be 首页 any 分钟 now! He grabbed Ol' Blue and quikly cleaned everything in his path.
"Wow, good job Kick. 你 kept the house clean!" Denise 说 suprised.
"Anything for my parents."
"ARE 你 OKAY???!!!" Gunther asked.
"Yeah, I just-"
"What happened to you??!!!"
"...."Kick didn't reply.
"Well, I guess it doesn't matter, as long as you're okay,"
Wacky Jacky came out of nowhere and blurted out"Hi, Kick!"
"Hi, Wa- Jacy..."Kick replied. Ignoring the presence of Wacky Jacky, Kick walked home.
"Do 你 want to get icecream, Kick, because I know this great pla-"
"I know what I'm gonna do..."Kick started to explain.
"I'm going to try that stunt again..."
"You can't, Kick! It's too dangerous! Especailly with...Osckar around! You're gonna die!" Gunther 说 timidly.
"Who 说 anything about dieing?What's the worst that could happen?"
"Here we go again..." Gunther mumbled.
The 下一个 morning, Kick bolted out of bed, got dressed, grabbed Ol' Blue, and headed out the door to Gunther's house.
"Yeah, I just-"
"What happened to you??!!!"
"...."Kick didn't reply.
"Well, I guess it doesn't matter, as long as you're okay,"
Wacky Jacky came out of nowhere and blurted out"Hi, Kick!"
"Hi, Wa- Jacy..."Kick replied. Ignoring the presence of Wacky Jacky, Kick walked home.
"Do 你 want to get icecream, Kick, because I know this great pla-"
"I know what I'm gonna do..."Kick started to explain.
"I'm going to try that stunt again..."
"You can't, Kick! It's too dangerous! Especailly with...Osckar around! You're gonna die!" Gunther 说 timidly.
"Who 说 anything about dieing?What's the worst that could happen?"
"Here we go again..." Gunther mumbled.
The 下一个 morning, Kick bolted out of bed, got dressed, grabbed Ol' Blue, and headed out the door to Gunther's house.
Kick decided to let Sparky out a few days later. Bad idea. She came home, followed 由 19 或者 20 cop cars. "GET OFF MY LAWN, COPPERS, 或者 I'M TOTALLY GONNA TURN THE SPRINKLERS ON!" she yelled. One day, Kick got 首页 late, and found her battling a police dog. "Fluffy Fairy Princess", the police dog, won. Sparky only got knocked out. There's your reason why she doesn't like 狗 too much.
One day, Brad was hanging out in the front yard, with his girlfriend, when Sparky snuck up behind him- with a hose. And she didn't get 晚餐 that night, so she brought 首页 更多 cops. Kick found it kind of funny how she always threatened to turn the sprinklers on on the cops. One day, however, she didn't look proud of herself- because she didn't bring 首页 any "visitors". Instead, she was being chased 由 an alien spaceship.
"I SHALL DESTROY THIS PLANET!" boomed a voice from inside.
One day, Brad was hanging out in the front yard, with his girlfriend, when Sparky snuck up behind him- with a hose. And she didn't get 晚餐 that night, so she brought 首页 更多 cops. Kick found it kind of funny how she always threatened to turn the sprinklers on on the cops. One day, however, she didn't look proud of herself- because she didn't bring 首页 any "visitors". Instead, she was being chased 由 an alien spaceship.
"I SHALL DESTROY THIS PLANET!" boomed a voice from inside.
