"HOW CAN 你 BE DRUNK??" Squee squealed. "Craziness makes me drunk...unlike alcohol..." Nny replied. "Okay then stay in your...happy spot!" 说 Squee. "I dont have one-wait...in the shower?" 说 Nny. "IF THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE CALM THEN KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!! 说 Squee. "Knock myself out? OK!!!" Nny said, hitting himself in the head with a baseball bat, literally knocking himself out. "MEEEP!!" Squee said, crawling out of the closet. "Ok now's my chance to...." Squee couldn't help but notice the blood on the walls. "Ewwwwwww...." he said. "What kind of house does..." suddenly he heard a scream...it...

"Ok...just stop. What do 你 want from me, and why me?" asked Nny. "We want 你 to kill yourself. Because you've underpopulated this world." it said. Nny took some of the meds, then decided to take a nap. Just after a few hours, there was a knock at the door. Nny got up and weakly opened the door. It was Squee! "Why do 你 look so tired?" he asked. "I've been tired...what do 你 want?" Nny replied. "Uh...my mommy usually makes me 晚餐 由 now, and its 7;30, but her and daddy still aren't home...can I please stay with 你 tonight? Maybe I can help 你 with the...things 你 keep hearing." said...

"Whatever it is its shiny..." 说 Squee. Nny reached in and took out the mystery. It was a book. "HOW CAN A BOOK MAKE LIGHT??" Nny screamed. "Maybe cause there is a huge light under it..."Squee pointed in the box. He was right. There was a huge light underneath the book. Now Nny was confused. "Ok...for starters..I didn't order a book...I don't read...two, why was this 给 to me..three...does this mean something???" he said. Then, the phone rang. "Hello..." Nny answered. "Yes...you and your buddy...." 说 the other person on the phone. "WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU!!??" Nny protested. "Nobody as...

It was a stormy 日 and Squee sat down on his bed, hoping that it would end soon so he could just run away. He was tired of his mom being passed out on the floor, and he was tired of his dad insulting him. "The only "friend" I have is Nny...but I'm not so sure I trust him because..well...he kills people...AND I DON'T WANNA BE 下一个 ON THE LIST!!" Suddenly Squee could hear a faint laugh, sounding like it came from his closet. "Who...who's there?" He shivered. The laugh got a little louder. "I swear I'll have Nny come and kill you!!" Then the laughing stopped and a voice came. "Your friend Nny...