1 你 room is full of posters/pictures of him.

2 你 HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.

3 你 have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.

4 你 have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.

5 If someone touches your JD stuff 你 take it off
them.

6 你 get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.

7 你 find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.

8 你 get exited when 你 see one his 电影院 is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.

9 你 go to the cinema to see his 电影院 even if
你 don't know what it's about.

10 你 compare other actors to...

THE TIME SINK of Twitter is a wonderful place to keep up with your 老友记 and interests. 或者 if 你 prefer, waste your idle time snooping on other people whom 你 don't even know.

Just recently we have seen it used both in a malicious manner, to create and spread the rumour that Johnny Depp is dead, and in a pretty good way, to send a message from space.

As for Depp, he has been the victim of a terrible online hoax that has been used to spread malware.

Graham Cluley, who 由 the looks of things is a bit of a fan, wrote, "Innocent Internet users were fooled 由 the hoax, spreading messages to their...