1 你 room is full of posters/pictures of him.
2 你 HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.
3 你 have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.
4 你 have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.
5 If someone touches your JD stuff 你 take it off
them.
6 你 get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.
7 你 find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.
8 你 get exited when 你 see one his 电影院 is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.
9 你 go to the cinema to see his 电影院 even if
你 don't know what it's about.
10 你 compare other actors to him.
11 你 get exited when 你 see a pic of him 你
have never seen before.
12 你 have lots of pics/vids of him on your
computer.
13 You've watched pretty much every interview he
has done.
14 你 make 粉丝 视频 of him.
15 你 would give/do anything to meet him.
16 你 dream about him.
17 If one of his movie titles gets brought up in a
convo' 你 say "OMG JOHNNY DEPP IS IN THAT!"
18 你 feel sorry for the people that don't like
him.
19 你 skip through the movie to get to the
"Johnny parts".
20 你 smile when 你 hear his name.
21 你 are trying to collect every one of his
movies.
22 你 know all his lines for at least 2 或者 更多
of his movies.
23 你 use his 语录 in your every 日
conversations.
24 你 know all his 电影院 in both
chronological and alphabetic order.
25 你 know all his character names.
26 你 think certain 电影院 suck because Johnny
isn't in it.
27 你 see bad actors and think " Johnny Depp can
do MUCH better than that rubbish person!"
28 你 visit so many 粉丝 sites it's like 你 know
where he is and what he's doing.
29 He is your desktop background on 你 computer
and/or phone.
30 你 will 'KILL' anyone that says Johnny sucks/is
ugly.
31 你 make fan-arts of him (paintings,drawings
ect)
**symptom by: depp-fan**
32 你 write 'Mrs.Johnny Depp' all over your
notebook ( 或者 I <3 Johnny Depp).
** symptom by: heyitssmarsx3**
33 你 pre-order tickets to his movies.
**symptom by: heyitssmarsx3**
34 你 say/think "Bitch"(Or words to that effect( to any girl that Johnny kisses in movies.
35 你 want to be Vanessa Paradis.
36 你 see someone with him and 你 want it to be
you.
37 你 literally cry your eyes out if his
character dies.
38 你 want to be in a movie with him.
39 你 will buy his latest DVD the 日 it comes
out.
40 你 know 你 would win a Johnny Depp 测试 easy
peasy.
2 你 HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.
3 你 have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.
4 你 have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.
5 If someone touches your JD stuff 你 take it off
them.
6 你 get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.
7 你 find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.
8 你 get exited when 你 see one his 电影院 is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.
9 你 go to the cinema to see his 电影院 even if
你 don't know what it's about.
10 你 compare other actors to him.
11 你 get exited when 你 see a pic of him 你
have never seen before.
12 你 have lots of pics/vids of him on your
computer.
13 You've watched pretty much every interview he
has done.
14 你 make 粉丝 视频 of him.
15 你 would give/do anything to meet him.
16 你 dream about him.
17 If one of his movie titles gets brought up in a
convo' 你 say "OMG JOHNNY DEPP IS IN THAT!"
18 你 feel sorry for the people that don't like
him.
19 你 skip through the movie to get to the
"Johnny parts".
20 你 smile when 你 hear his name.
21 你 are trying to collect every one of his
movies.
22 你 know all his lines for at least 2 或者 更多
of his movies.
23 你 use his 语录 in your every 日
conversations.
24 你 know all his 电影院 in both
chronological and alphabetic order.
25 你 know all his character names.
26 你 think certain 电影院 suck because Johnny
isn't in it.
27 你 see bad actors and think " Johnny Depp can
do MUCH better than that rubbish person!"
28 你 visit so many 粉丝 sites it's like 你 know
where he is and what he's doing.
29 He is your desktop background on 你 computer
and/or phone.
30 你 will 'KILL' anyone that says Johnny sucks/is
ugly.
31 你 make fan-arts of him (paintings,drawings
ect)
**symptom by: depp-fan**
32 你 write 'Mrs.Johnny Depp' all over your
notebook ( 或者 I <3 Johnny Depp).
** symptom by: heyitssmarsx3**
33 你 pre-order tickets to his movies.
**symptom by: heyitssmarsx3**
34 你 say/think "Bitch"(Or words to that effect( to any girl that Johnny kisses in movies.
35 你 want to be Vanessa Paradis.
36 你 see someone with him and 你 want it to be
you.
37 你 literally cry your eyes out if his
character dies.
38 你 want to be in a movie with him.
39 你 will buy his latest DVD the 日 it comes
out.
40 你 know 你 would win a Johnny Depp 测试 easy
peasy.
