*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true 老友记 Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the 吉他 player (Billy 射线, 雷 Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I 爱情 你 all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about 你 man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are 你 doing here?

Simon:I uhhh...I'm here with Randy and Kara to see 你 guys and uhhhh stuff...

*Silents*

Simon:You can't judge me!I'm the Judge!I JUDGE YOU!!!

*Simon runs away crying*

Taylor:Uhhh...Well the consort is ruined...So should we go home?

*A obscenely fat man runs on stage,and pushes Joe on the ground.*

Fat man:Wooh!!!I pushed Joe Jonas!!

*Fat man runs away crying*

Taylor:Yeah the 音乐会 is definitely Ruined.We should go 首页 now.

*Joe grabs Taylor's ankles*

Joe:NO!Don't leave me!!!I'm sorry!!

*Demi grabs one of the stage lamps,and hits Joe with it*

Joe:Ha!I've become immune to your lamp powers!

*Selena gets a 吉他 and hits Joe with it,Joe passes out*

Selena:That's for taking my baby sister away!!!

Demi:Selena how many times do I have to tell 你 I'm not your little sister...

Taylor:Uhh guys his head is bleeding...

Miley:Dad are 你 okay?

Bill ray:I can't feel my legs...

Miley:That's nice....

Randy:What's wrong with 你 dog...?

Taylor:Oh!I thought Simon only 说 that to hide his own embarrassment.

Randy:No he was I didn't come here with him.I came here with my girls.There big fans.

Taylor:Oh well I'm glad.

Randy:Yeah...I'm kinda worried about Simon though...Come on girl let's go check on Mr.Cowell.

Zoe:But he's crazy!

Randy:I know he is girls let's go.

*Randy and his daughters left.The fat man came back and pushed miley on the ground.*

Fat man:Whoop!I pushed her!!

*The fat man ran away crying...Again*

Selena:Come on sissy,let's go home.

*Selena grabbed Demi's wrist and pulled her away*

Taylor:Well....Bye!

*Taylor left,Miley laid on the ground near Joe who's blood was getting everywhere,Billy 射线, 雷 lay on ground crying.*

Someone:Miley 你 whore call an ambulances!

Miley:...I don't feel like it.

*Miley got up and went home*

*They survive but only because someone in the audience called an ambulances*









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