zim

THE GIRL WHO CRIED GNOME

sweet mother of corn! That girls in trouble!
TV guy

I dunno. But don't eat the muffins.
Guy

Does anybody want muffins?! *holds toilet up*
Robomom

My legs aleep. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha! *smiles*
Moofy


She lodged in there reaalll good,plus her foots pokin' out in china. And she screams all sacry like when anybody comes near her.
Old GUY

Whats he talkin bout? Wheres the colors? Wheres the pretty pictures? This plan is stoopid.
President Man
I uh have the nuclear people on the line.
Agent


BACKSEAT DRIVERS FROM BEYOND THE STARS

I made sandwhiches!
ZIM

I just noticed 你 were closer to earth...

first he was invader scar
so in a envy for power the tallest scar desided to make a growing syrum then wile it was brewing he went to check in shd (semingly harmles droid) pronunsed shid he edited its wireing then went to the syrum he drank it then a week later he was as tall as the tallest he requested a video feed from the tallest requesting power but they denied the requested power then thrown to a prison with amputated legs riped skin over his mouth one ripped anteni he called shd and shd got over there and did repairs on scar he rebeled and 偷了 a voot 巡洋舰 and landed on earth scar...

Character Guide: *ahem* Something completely pointless 你 write when you're very very VERY bored, with no possible meaning to other people who are already 粉丝 of the show/movie/book who will find something like this quite useless indeed.

Here I go...

ZIM: (Richard Horvitze) EXACT stereotype of hollywood aliens/martians. Green skin, antennae, huge eyes, shortage of fingers, and no ears make up this little alien with big personality. Zim is the kind of cartoon character where he's very dumb, but he thinks he's a feakin' genius. He has little 或者 no people skills, subtlety, 或者 humbleness, but that's...

("talking" 'thinking')

This will contain zadf and zagr and a hint of datr, for a warning for haters

At school Dib and Zim are in class and waiting for Miss. 苦药类, 浓生啤酒, 苦味 to arrive everyone Zim is still in the hoodie. Dib is talking to Tak and Zim is 阅读 a 日本漫画 book (like he would read a regular book). Then Miss. 苦药类, 浓生啤酒, 苦味 comes out behind her 台, 办公桌 all scary like
Miss. Bitters: "class today we will be learning about Shakespeare and his horrible ending productions can 你 filthy children name some"
Zim raises his hand and Miss. 苦药类, 浓生啤酒, 苦味 calls on him
Zim: "Romeo and Juliet, Henry, Winter`s Tale, Hamlet,...

Remember when Nickelodeon brought back Invader Zim because of Operation Head Pigeons? It was amazing, the best thing! But... they took it off again after one month. T.T

Don't go away! There's still hope!

Two Invader Zim 粉丝 who got tired of waiting for new episodes, know known as Tallest Rose and Tallest Sarah, have started a group called "Soapy Waffles". (Note: Tallest Sarah starts Operation Head Pigeons) In the group there are professionals and other 粉丝 helping to make what we have all been waiting for:

Invader Zim: "Mopiness of Doom"

An new Invader Zim episode! This is our chance! This...

WARNING = May die of laughter

Zim walked along the sidewalk with 吉尔 on a leash. 吉尔 had been stopping at every 火, 消防 hydrant, and Zim was trying to pull him away, but it was no use. It was like 吉尔 glued himself to the ground Zim finally got to his house, painting, because 吉尔 threw a tantrum that he couldn't open the 火, 消防 hydrant.
"Alright GIR, since 你 were such a bad doggy, 你 get to sit in the corner and think about your life."
"But Zim...." he said.
"NO BUTS!!!! Now go sit in the corner."
"GIR walked over and sat on a 粪便, 凳子 in the corner. He looked back at Zim with tears in his eyes.
"WALL!"...

I made my way to the voot crusier with Tak. After we got through the house to the garage, we entered to find three SIR units demolishing our ship. Tak’s face got red. “Get out of here! That is an Irkan ship!” She shooed them away after they scanned her PAK to make sure that she was Irkan. “Dib, I-“ I stopped her. “Save it, Tak. I don’t want to talk about it.” I sat in the driver’s 座位 and hung my head down and sighed. Only until now did I realize how much Gaz meant to me. She was my sister, after all, and to this day, twenty years later as I am telling 你 this, I still fight...

Was a horrible 日 to start skool, though Gaz as she woke up from the wrenching sound of her alarm. "Five 更多 minutes", she 说 while yawning. Just as she was about to return to her slumber, Dib stormed in her room. "C'mon Gaz. Don't wanna be late for skool." She glared at him for awhile."I thought I told 你 to stay out of my room!", she snarled. Terrified and getting the hint of not being wanted he cautiously exited. when he left she slowly got out of bed.
After she got dressed she entered the bathroom to wash her face. Looking up at the mirror she took a quick glance at herself and realized...