Here is a collection of Invader Zim 语录 especially for you, 你 pitiful humans!
Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.
[singing]
Gir: Doom doom doom...
Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?
[a mystic escape portal is in Dib's own forehead]
Zim: There! That should be wide enough.
Dib: What about me? How do I get back?
Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!
Dib: 你 can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. 你 have to breath sometime....
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