Datr

You're laying on your bed, thinking about how fun it was at the party. Suddenly, your phone goes off. 你 look at it, and it says
that your BF's calling. 你 answer it and he breaks up with you. 你 hang up and 删除 his number. Sure your mad, but not sad.
"Honey! Some one's here to see you! He says he knows 你 from skool!" Your mom calls up to you. 你 roll your eyes,and wonder
who came to see you. Then, a green skinned boy with no ears came into your room. It was Zim. The alien 你 had a crush on
since 你 moved into town. "Why do 你 look mad?" he said, looking at you. "My BF just broke up...

Dib:Good Morning Dad
Proffesor MamBrane:GoodMorning Son :)
Gaz:Uhh Hii Dib
Dib:*Sings* This Is The LIFE!!...*Stops Singing*Uhh My Throat Hurts!!
Gaz:Haha The Way U Sang!
Dib:Its Not Funny!
Proffesor Mambrane:Wow Dib Son U Cant Sing?!
Dib:Idk Why?
Gaz:Haha!Maybe Ur SIck..
Dib:*Sniffs* ACHO!! Ok I'm Sick :S
Gaz:Poor U!
Dib:WhtEvr Gaz
Proffesor Mambrane:Hmm..Srry Son But Ur Gana Have To Stay Home
Dib:Ok Dad *Walks Upstairs SickLy*
Gaz::Hehe
Proffesor Mambrane:U! Go To Skool Gaz!
Gaz:Ok *Growls*
*Mean While*
Mrs.Bitters:*Growls*Grr Dib Never Got Here!
Zim:Hmm..Were Is The Dib
Zita:Hehe Look Now The Freak Is WorryIng...

Zim lazily sat in the couch. Gir, eating a waffle, noticed his master was bored. "Master! Why don't 你 just go to the human store? " the s.i.r unit asked, knowing Zim would think about it. 吉尔 had became smarter now, but still had craziness and stupidness inside his robot brain. "Me? Go to the human store?! Ha! I think not!" Zim objected, his attenae raising. "Maybe I should, after all, I need to learn this filthy planets' weaknesses!" Zim exlaimed, looking pleased with himself. "Gir! Get your ingenious desguise! We are heading to the human 'mall' " Zim shouted, putting his pathetic desguise...