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posted by woowie

Kat sat at the farthest 表 and smiled a wicked smile to herself. She was risking losing her hand, but she did it!

Suddenly, an earsplitting scream was heard from across the cafeteria. "YEOOOOWWWWCH!!!" Everyone ran to the table. Kat had cut her right wrist with a big piece of metal she found, also breaking the bone. She made it look like it fell from the ceiling. Blood splattered the table, Kat's fur, and the floor. The nurse came in and rushed Kat to the Nurse's office. As they left, Kat flashed Jade that wicked, Lightopian smile of hers, then pretended to be the drama queen. "Owwwwiiieee..."...

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Invader Cynder 2 (or Invader Yu-Gi-Oh) 日 2 part 2

posted by InvaderCynder

"we need to get to class. come on, Cynder" Sabrina half ordered. i got to class and, since we get to chose where we sit in this Skool, sat 下一个 to Yugi. he was so stunned that he went white. i tilted my head in confusion until i remembered that he was a bit shy around me anyhow. "hi Yugi." i broke the silence. "huh? oh, Hi Cynder." he finally responded. we talked for a while until something that Ms.Sweet 说 caught my attention.

"as a welcome to High Skool, tonight we'll be having a Dance. and no, 你 don't need a 日期 for this one but 你 can have one if 你 like." Miss Sweet announced....

Invader Cynder 2 (or Invader Yu-Gi-Oh) 日 2

posted by InvaderCynder

a black cat with white paws, stripes, and a white tail tip wailed at me as i opened my eyes. i was in a forest that was on fire. i tried to get up, but i couldn't. when i tried to speak, i couldn't do that either. i just watched helplessly as 猫 fled a whole in a 墙 of gorse. the heat of the 火, 消防 becoming 更多 and 更多 realistic. suddenly i felt myself being pulled and pushed. the cat's were trying to save me! suddenly they fled as i saw myself catch on fire. i tried to scream but all of the air had been captured 由 the roaring flames that were consuming me. i went limp for a few seconds...

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My Life Sucks Without 你 1

posted by woowie

Sparky, Zim, Gir, and Kat had gone to Florida. They were there because Dib was there, and they were spying on him. Suddenly, the sky got dark. Sparky and Kat started 表演 strange. The two Lightopian sisters sensed danger. Then, it happened. It started to storm and get very windy. "Zim... uhh... there's somthing I should-"
"Not now Kat!"

Dib ran. There was a flash, and 下一个 thing he knew, Zim was facing a category five tornado! The sisters were 下一个 to him trembling with fear. suddenly, the four realized they were running for their lives. The tornado picked Kat up. "NO!" Sparky shouted. Zim...

Invader Ruby Amv : Bad 日由 Daniel Powter

posted by silvaria_fan23

Ruby(Singing):Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
You tell me your blue skies fade to grey
You tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Because 你 had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say 你 don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and 你 go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't...

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Invader ZIM: Jade 或者 Kat? Chptr 7

posted by woowie

Kat limped to the bathroom, she couldn't walk right because of her broken leg. "Jade thinks she can steal my idea! Well I'll 显示 her!" she mumbled.

Zim was a bit shocked when she returned, for she was wearing a blue dress with green sleeves, which the dress part was green, too, blue lipstick, blue hair pulled back into a short ponytail, and green shoes, mascara, blue eyeshadow, and blush.

She looked- amazing. She stood on her desk. No one looked up. "Ehem!" she 说 again. Still, no one looked. "YOU IDIOTS! LOOK AT ME!" she shouted. She never 说 the word 'Idiot'. Everyone looked up, shocked...

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Invader ZIM: Jade 或者 Kat? Chptr 3

posted by woowie

Seeing 吉尔 reminded Kat of her own family. She began to have a flashback:

"Oh my! She will be the most evil thing ever!" 说 Kat's mother. "Indeed!" replied her father. When Kat was born though, she wasn't what Lightopia expected. She was too sweet- not to metion too short. Her parents hated her, her siblings hated her- only Sriker understood- 或者 did he? Kat's life was falling apart. It was a disaster from 日 one! She hadn't grown much since she was born, either!

But when she arrived at Earth, it all seemed to fade. So was her eyesight and hearing, and she collapsed. Fainted.

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Invader Jade, Chapter 3

posted by Invader-Tak

'Pzzzzt Zim.' I said. 'You're an alien.'
'Nonsence Earth monkey. If you're wondering Earth-a-noid about my skin, ears and nose.. Well that's just part of my skin condition.' he replied.
He started to sweat.
'Yeah skin condition, I really bought that.' I joked. 'But really Zim.'
Zim hesitated but then fianally answered.
'You know?!'
I nodded. 'I guess so. I mean you're green. I can't beleive no one else exept for that big headed kid knows. Your disguise is so ovious.'
Zim started sweating even more. 'Are 你 with Dib?'
I assumed Dib was the big headed, crazy kid who knew about Zim.
'No. And anyway it's my first 日 and I just met you. Of corse I won't tell anyone. Secret safe.' I smiled. Zim looked unsure but 由 the end of 'Skool' he seemed to trust me.
When the 钟, 贝尔 rang I got my things and headed off. To where, I did not know.
Then I heard footsteps behind me.

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Invader Jade, Chapter 2

posted by Invader-Tak

Inside was a classroom.
An old scary lady who I suspect is the teacher started glaring at me and said:
'Welcome Jade. Class this is our new student, Jade.' I didn't know what was happening but I decided to go with it.
I walked in.
'Hi.' I whisper while waving my hand.
'I'm Ms Bitters.' the teacher scowled. 'Now go sit in a spare spot. How 'bout 下一个 to Zim.' and she pointed to a familiar and strange green kid.
I did as I was told.
'Now class, today we will be talking about the end. Your doom, doom, doom..' continued Ms 苦药类, 浓生啤酒, 苦味 and soon she drifted off.
There was something very strange about this green...

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Operation:Taquito Part 1

posted by Solo28

It was a normal day, for Zim and Gir, anyway. 吉尔 was playing with piggy. Zim was in the lab working on a way to destroy the humans. All was as it should. Until...
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” 吉尔 ran screaming to Zim. He didn't stop screaming ether.

“Gir! Stop screaming!” Zim shouted over Gir's shrill, loud screams. 吉尔 stopped and just whimpered with a sad look glued to his face. “What do 你 want?”

“We're all out of 烤箱 Bake Taquitos! They all gone!” 吉尔 sobbed.

Zim sighed. “And I'm assuming Krazy 塔科, 炸玉米饼 is closed?”

Gir nodded.

“Alright.” Zim replied. “We can go to the 'grocery...

Camping Trip Chapter 2- Zim in Wonderland

posted by DMhello

I woke up and found myself on the ceiling of a room I looked around there wasn't much in the room just a grand piano, a 香蕉树 which all the bananas were labeled 'eat me', a vase right below me, and some pillars then I tried to stand up but I fell to the floor I shook my head I found my butt stuck in the vase. I tried to get myself out of it but I was jammed in tightly
Zim: "Zim commands 你 to stop being stuck" I fell on the floor face first, brilliant I looked around then out of nowhere the 钢琴 opened up and someone came out, keef in a 老鼠, 鼠标 costume what the heck!!!
Zim: "keef?" he...

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Invader Zim fanfiction: Dib's Break-in part one

posted by jax3636

I wrote this myself, a lot of inspiration is included in it, and try to find the three secrets in this part! i dont know how many parts there will be, but this is a lot for a part one, i guess. tell me what 你 think please!

Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If 你 don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits,...

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What Goes On In Gir's Mind...

posted by iPsychic

'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled 吉尔 who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. 吉尔 looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' 吉尔 shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...

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Irken History:The First Irkens,Zim's Impact on Irken History

posted by InvaderNeek01

The Irken race is unable to reproduce and does so now 由 cloning. It is unknown how they reproduce
d before they learned the cloning process, but it is possible that the first Irkens were born from a 皇后乐队 due to their similarity to insects. The Control Brains are the ones who create the Irken babies, known as Smeets, and program their personality and all Irken knowledge into their PAK, which is attached to each Irken's spine to birth them, as seen in the episode Parent Teacher Night. The Control Brains are extremely powerful, even the two Irken leaders, the Almighty Tallest, must obey them,...

Mopiness of Doom script

posted by pumpkinqueen

"Mopiness of Doom" 由 Danielle Koenig

EXT. ZIM'S NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT

Dib chases ZIM down the street. Dib has almost caught up with ZIM as he turns towards his house. Right before he gets to the gate, Dib jumps in front of him holding up a spooky-looking talisman.

DIB: It's over, ZIM! There's nowhere left for 你 to hide!

ZIM: What about my house?

DIB: Oh, yeah, I guess 你 can hide there... 嘿 WAIT! NO! Stay where 你 are!

ZIM: 或者 what, you're gonna stop me with your 烤箱 mitt?

DIB: It's not an 烤箱 mitt, 你 lizard, it's a genuine freezing talisman. There's no way you'll escape its power....

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The invader falls in 爱情 ch15

posted by zagrfreak94

"This is stupid" Gaz 说 while she poured 牛奶 onto her cereal.

Dib had been trying to convince his sister the whole morning to take some spy cameras and put each one in a different room inside Zim's base. As he predicted Gaz had refused to do it, she told him that Zim would right away discover that she is helping him and might not allow her to go to his house again. Which is something Gaz didn't want, she doesn't want to work on the project 由 herself.
"Come on Gaz, all 你 have to do is put these spy cameras somewhere Zim might not see it. 吉尔 did it last time for me, if that stupid robot...

Bubblegum Chapter 3

posted by RealCosmic

Perhaps the single most guarded secret of the Irken Empire was the fact that Irkens could still reproduce naturally. As far as any other society was concerned, there was no Irken left that could conceive a smeet and bring it to term without artificial means. However, that wasn't entirely true. For the most part, it was. To further the species and erase any birth defects, Irken scientists had perfected a method of removing the genitalia of the species. Without the ability to reproduce, the birthing facility was left to produce the offspring of the society. As such, any gene pool issues were...

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The invader falls in 爱情 ch10

posted by zagrfreak94

*meanwhile *

"I have convinced my sister to keep a close eye on Zim, that way she can tell me if Zim is planning anything new. If she tells me anything interesting I'll let 你 know." Dib explained to Agent dark booty.

"Very clever Agent Moffman, We will wait for your information. I'm very pleased to see 你 back in the swollen eyeball network, I was beginning to think that Zim might have destroyed 你或者 something."Agent dark Booty said.
Dib couldn't help but laugh at last thing Agent dark booty had said, So many times Zim had tried to kill him but always end up failing in the end. 'Zim destroy...

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The Invader falls in 爱情 Ch4

posted by zagrfreak94

"Let's see...where's class 306" Zim 说 as he kept looking for his Health class. He began to walk faster as he began to pass classes 301, 302, 303, 304, 305 and finally stopped. "finally, 306" zim 说 as he entered his class. The School 钟, 贝尔 hasn't ringed yet so all the tennage humans were fooling around in class, drowing paper balls, laughing, running, making out, etc. But one student just remained in her 座位 and she was playing a device that humans called a game Slave. That 'she' was none other but Dib's scary sister Gaz Membrane. Zim smirked at this and began to approach her.

"Hello Dib-sister"...

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Invader Sasha's theme song

posted by SweetSponge

They always ask me Sasha Green what is your race?
I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place.
I do have a really annoying little sis,
But when she's driving her new Bentley
I'll be flying my spaceship
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No dial tone use my fingers to phone 首页
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
My finger's good for phonin'
'Cause I don't get charged for roamin'
(Chorus)
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer 太空
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer 太空
Ou ou ou outer 太空
ou ou outerspace
Ou ou ou outer 太空
ou ou outerspace

I pimp my flying saucer out with...