Hey! It's me again! 你 may have notice that my 用户名 is different; I changed it from seddieluv to NCISMcAbbyISthebest. It's based on my 最喜爱的 couple EVER, McGee and Abby from 海军罪案调查处 (McAbby!) So, I'm here with Jennette-McCurdys-biggest-fan's request! (Hope I spelled your 用户名 right, LOL.) It's for iSaved your life! (Ugh...I hated that episode SO much! It creeps me out when two people who look like brother and sister start making out.) I hope 你 guys enjoy this story, and I once again hope that I wrote the characters in character!

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Disclaimer: Ugh...do I even have to do this? Obviously, I don't own iCarly! Otherwise there would have been a LOT 更多 Seddie moments! Anyway, I don't own iCarly, Seddie, 或者 any of the episodes...unfortunately. I would have had a field 日 with them.


Episode: iSaved Your Life

What if...

...Freddie had saved Sam instead of Carly?


Sam, Freddie, and Carly were at the highway intersection, waiting to 交叉, 十字架 the street, ignoring the stares that they were getting 由 people gawking at Carly's bunny suit.

"So," Sam said. "How much money did we make?"

"$5," Carly sighed. "Apparently, people don't like a girl in a bunny suit going up to them and offering to brush their teeth for $1." Sam looked at Carly quizzically. "Well, 你 still could've threatened them!" she cried. "If 你 did, we would have made a lot 更多 money! But no, 你 have to be all nice!"

Freddie rolled his eyes. "Well, Sam, that's because Carly's a lady unlike you. You're just a...an...an it! Barely a girl!" Sam glared at Freddie.

"Well, Fredward, at least I don't wear antibacterial underwear," she 说 evilly, holding up a pair of underwear that had the name Fredward Benson stitched onto it.

Freddie's eyes widened. "Where did 你 get that?" he cried. Sam smiled. "I may have sneaked into your room a few days ago..." Freddie stared at her. Then he did a double take.

"Wait..." he said. "Were youthe one who 偷了 my...well...you know!" Sam's smile grew even wider. "What?" she said. "You mean, your little dolls?"

Freddie glared at her. "Whatever," he mumbled. "Just give me my underwear back." Sam smiled and shook her head no. Freddie glared at her, and started chasing her around the sidewalk, while Sam laughed. Carly sighed.

"Guys...guys...would you...GUYS, STOP IT!" she yelled. But Sam and Freddie ignored her.

"You want the underwear Freddie?" Sam yelled over the noise. "Well then come and get it!" She ran out into the street, not noticing the 塔科, 炸玉米饼 truck that was coming her way.

Freddie's eyes widened. "SAM, STOP!" he yelled! Sam, not realizing what was happening, grinned and said, "You're such a baby, Fredw-hey, what are 你 doing?" Freddie started running towards her, and the last thing that Sam remembered as the truck hit her was Freddie's arms wrapped around her tightly, and then, nothing but a never ending darkness.

...

Sam woke up in a hospital bed. Carly's worried face was floating above her. "Aw...Carls looks funny...man, do I wish I had ham...where am I? This better be a diner...and they better have a LOT of ham...""Lots and lots of ham..." she muttered sleepily.

Carly looked confused. "What, Sam?" Then afterwards, "Hey, you're awake!" Sam snorted.

"No chiz, Carls. Where am I? Do they have ham?"

Carly answered, "You're in a hospital...nothing broken, but Freddie's arm is; there's no ham, I checked. There's bacon, though." Sam shot up out of the bed. "Whoa whoa whoa, WHAT?"

"Relax, Sam," Carly said. "I'll bring 你 ham from my house." Seeing the look on Sam's face, she sighed. "Yes, I know, that's not what 你 meant. Freddie's fine, Sam...really. All he has is a broken arm and a minor head concussion. Nothing serious. Oh, and a concussion means-" "Ya, ya, I know what a concussion is," Sam 说 impatiently. "Where's the nub?"

Carly sighed. "He's upstairs, in Room 803. Mrs. Benson and Spencer are watching him. I was about to check up on him next, but I was scared to step in the room. Mrs. Benson was feeding Freddie and Spencer some cucumber cups, and 你 know how THEY taste." She shuddered. "I will kill whoever made up that recipe." Sam smiled weakly.

"So," Sam said. "I guess I'll be checking up on the nerd."

...

Carly's eyes widened. "NO!" she yelled. Seeing the look of surprise on Sam's face, she added, "Mrs. Benson is very angry at you, Sam! She thinks it's your fault that Freddie's hurt. 你 know, 'cause he saved 你 and stuff. She's ready to kill you! And besides, 你 should be resting! Also, Sam, even though you're not seriously hurt, the doctors gave 你 some type of pain medication to get rid of whatever pain 你 might be experiencing. Plus, if 你 have to visit Freddie, I think that 你 really should wait for your mom! I mean, she still hasn't come yet. What's her cell phone number? Hold on, here's a notepad. So, Sam, what's her number? I'd 爱情 to call-Sam?" Carly looked down at the bed, only to see that it was empty. She sighed.

"Why is it that whenever I make a speech, Sam always gets bored and leaves?" Carly thought to herself. She walked out of the room and went upstairs to the hospital room, already anticipating what was going to happen.

...

Carly's prediction had been right. When she entered Freddie's room, Mrs. Benson and Sam had already been fighting. Sam had to be torn away 由 Carly, while yelling, "Sam, no, Sam, don't-WHAT have we 说 about the language-yes, Sam I know Mrs. Benson's crazy-no, sorry, Mrs. Benson, 你 know I didn't mean that-no, Sam, I did mean that-no offense to 你 Mrs. Ben-oh, Spencer stop eating yogurt and help me already!" To make a long story short, some hospital orderlies came in and tranquilized Sam and Mrs. Benson. That same day, Freddie was discharged from the hospital, as was Sam. Sam had no serious injuries, and Freddie had a broken arm and a broken leg.

...

Sam entered Freddie's room. Mrs. Benson and Freddie were having an argument.

Mrs. Benson was saying, "Freddie, please eat your mashed fruit!"

Freddie counterattacked with, "NO, mom, I don't want any! I can eat regular fruit! I don't even know what a guam is, anyway!"

Mrs. Benson sighed. "Fine, Freddie. I'll just get 你 my cucumber cups that 你 爱情 so much!" Freddie's eyes widened. "You know what, I think I'll just keep eating the fruit," he 说 anxiously. Then he saw Sam. "Sam? What are 你 doing here?"

Sam 说 "Hey nub...just came to give 你 these flowers. They're from Carly, not me...hey, what's with you, NutMom?" She motioned to Mrs. Benson, who was glaring at her.

Mrs. Benson said. "Well, it's your fault that my Freddie-kins got hit! After years of torturing him, do 你 not feel any regret! You, you, 你 probably POISONED those flowers! You-"

Sam interrupted her. "Ya, ya, hold on. Carls is calling me." She picked up her phone. Mrs. Benson glared and brushed 由 her, grabbing the 花 from her hand, muttering about crushing the flowers.

"Hello?" Sam said.

"Sam! Hey-Spencer, HOW did 你 get that to catch on fire?" Carly said.

" I don't know!" Spencer shouted.

Sam smiled. "Another invention gone wrong?"

Carly sighed through the phone. "Yup...anyway, how's Freddie?"

Sam rolled her eyes. "Fine. Still a nub. Mrs. Nut Job went all psycho on me and's crushing the 花 你 bought for Freddie."

"Flowers? What are 你 talking about, Sam? I didn't buy 花 for Freddie? 由 the way, it was really sweet of 你 to buy them for him."

Sam smiled. "Don't mention it," she said, half joking and half seriously-but mostly seriously.

Carly laughed. "All right-SPENCER, WHAT ARE 你 DOING TO THE GOLDFISH? SPENCER-NO, NOT AGAIN!"

Sam snorted. "Another dead goldfish?"

Carly sighed again. "Yes...look, I gotta go. Spencer just caught the sink on fire. Bye."

Sam closed her phone and went back to Freddie.

"So..." she said.

"Why're 你 here?" Freddie asked. He didn't mean it in a mean way; he was just curious.

"Well, 你 saved my life, nub. I figured I would just visit 你 and see how 你 were. 你 aresomewhat of my friend, 你 know."

"Ya, I guess so."

Sam opened her mouth to say something, but she hesitated. Freddie narrowed his eyes. "What's wrong?" he asked. Sam said, "Well, I just wanted to know-" She didn't get to finish because at that moment, Mrs. Benson walked in with the stems of the previously beautiful flowers. "Are 你 still here?" she asked. "Get out! Away from my Freddie!"

To Freddie's surprise, Sam complied and left. "See 你 at school, Freddie," she called as she walked out.

...

School was boring as usual. The only thing interesting that happened was every girl coming up to Sam and asking, "Oh. My Gosh! Freddie Benson SAVED you! HOW DOES THAT FEEL? ISN'T HE UBER HOT?" Sam stared at them in disgust. "You chicks are crazy," she muttered. "Who likes FREDDIE?" Not realizing that she had just used Freddie's actual name instead of an insulting one, she walked away.

...

Sam entered Freddie's room. Mrs. Benson was there. She glared at Sam. "What are 你 doing here, young lady? I thought I told 你 to get-" Sam took a threatening step towards Mrs. Benson. "Look, lady, I don't know if you've noticed this, but Freddie is my friend, and I can visit him whenever I want. Also, I can kill 你 18 different ways with a paperclip, so it's really not the best idea to even try to mess with me. Understand?" Mrs. Benson was so shocked, she was speechless. Finally, she said, "Fine...Freddie's in the shower. He'll be out soon. Freddie? That GIRL is here to see you." Freddie called from the bathroom, "Okay, Mom, tell Sam I'll be out in a minute." Mrs. Benson sighed. "All right...I'm going to the store. I'll be back in 30 minutes. And YOU, Sam, don't vandalize anything while I'm gone." Sam smiled. "No promises," she said. Mrs. Benson sighed and went out, glancing at Sam nervously.

15 分钟 later, Sam started looking around Freddie's room. "Let's see, Freddie, what do 你 have in here? Galacticca sheets..no surprise there...techy stuff...a picture of Carly with a 心 around it...obvious...hey, look, it's a picture of me and Freddie when we were younger! Good times..." she thought.All of a sudden, there was a loud scream from the bathroom. "OW!" Freddie shouted.

"What's wrong?" Sam asked.

"I, er...I slipped."

"Can 你 get up?"

"I can't!"

"All right," Sam yelled. "I'll come and get you."

"NO!"

"Why not?"

"Well, I'm...you know...exposed."

Sam rolled her eyes. "You're such a baby. Fine..do 你 have a blindfold 或者 whatever?"

"Yes...it's on my dresser."

"Okay, got it. I'm coming in."

Slowly and carefully, Sam came into the bathroom. She helped Freddie get up and they slowly put a 浴衣 on him. Freddie blushed and was happy that Sam couldn't see right now. They made their way to his bed. "So, why are 你 here?" Freddie asked. Sam shrugged. "Just...no reason. I had to ask you...never mind."

Freddie pushed himself up with his good arm. "What?"

"Well...everyone at school keeps saying you're a hero."

"I don't feel like one."

"Ya, well, I agree with you. You're not a hero."

Freddie raised his eyebrows. "Gee, thanks, Princess Puckett. Why do 你 say that?"

"No reason," Sam mumbled. Freddie narrowed his eyes. "You're lying, Sam. If it really was for no reason, 你 would've made fun of me. Tell me what's wrong."

Sam looked up at Freddie, about to tel him off, until she saw his expression. He's really concerned about me...he really cares, she thought. She took a deep breath and 说 what had been on her mind since Freddie had saved her.

...

"Heroes...they save people who matter."

Freddie stared at her, his eyes innocent and wide. "Ya?"

Sam sighed. "Well, Fredward, 你 saved me. Me." Seeing the confused expression on Freddie's face, she went on. "Well, Freddie, I think that we both agree that..I don't matter. My life's not important. 你 shouldn't have saved me. My life wasn't worth saving."

Freddie stared at Sam, shocked. He had never known that Sam had felt this way. "Sam...that's not, 你 know that's not-" Sam cut him off. "Ya, whatever Benson. I'm just going to go."

She started towards the door. "Sam, NO!" Freddie cried. He pushed himself up with both arms, but fell out of the bed. "Ow!" he cried. Sam rushed to him and head slapped him. "You're such an idiot, Freddie!" she cried. "You could've been hurt!" Freddie smiled. "Exactly like Sam to say that her life's not important and then actually get worried about the kid she tortures every day," he thought.

"Sam...I just have to tell you. You're life IS worth saving."

"Please, Benson, you're just saying that."

"No, I'm not! Sam, I do care! Why do 你 think that I saved you? You're my friend! I care, and I would never want 你 hurt!"

Sam looked at Freddie. She hadn't expected him to be so kind. But she was slowly realizing that he was right, and that he DID care. She still felt sad.

"No, you're just saying that," she repeated. "I'm unattractive, mean, and 你 probably just did this...to...to...impress Carly!"

"Sam! 你 know that's not true! And you're not unattractive. You're the most beautiful person I've ever met. You're 更多 beautiful than-" Freddie cut himself off. He realized that he had been about to say that Sam was 更多 beautiful than Carly. But he loved Carly...didn't he? He knew the answer to that question, and he dreaded and heartily accepted that answer. "No..I don't 爱情 Carly anymore,"he thought. He and Sam looked at each other. Slowly, their lips met, and they both got a tingle throughout their bodies, the same one that they had both gotten when they had first kissed each other. At that moment, being together, the tough girl and the cute nerd, amongst action figures and Galactica toys, they both felt and 首页 and safe; they felt like their lives had finally just...clicked.

...

Mrs. Benson walked into the room. "Freddie, I got your oin-OH MY GOSH!" she cried, dropping her groceries.

"Mom!" Freddie cried, his face turning red.

"Fredward Benson, I thought that-Samantha Puckett, you, 你 get out! 你 stay away from my son, 或者 I swear-" Mrs. Benson broke off into a rant. Sam rolled her eyes. She walked up to Mrs. Benson and put her fingers onto a pressure point. Mrs. Benson went out like that. Freddie gawked. "Sam, what did 你 do?"

Sam smiled. "Relax, she'll wake up in a few 分钟 或者 so. I'll be gone now!"

Freddie grinned. "Wait!"

Sam turned. "What?"

Turning red, Freddie muttered, "Um...can I have an...um...a...good-bye 吻乐队（Kiss） from you? I mean, we didn't get to finish, and who knows how long my mom will ground me for..."

Sam smiled, and saying nothing, she went to Freddie and kissed him, sweetly.

They both grinned. Mrs. Benson started to stir, so Sam left, while Freddie looked at the door where she had just exited. He smiled dreamily, not caring about the punishments he was sure to get.

...

Sam left the Bushwell Building and called a cab, using the money she had stolen from Mrs. Benson's wallet-from when she had knocked her out. Her cell phone rang. Sam picked it up. It was Carly.

"So," Carly said. "Everything's cool with Spencer. We got a new goldfish...again. His name his Juevo."

"Cool."

"How did things go at Freddie's? Anything exciting?"

Sam smiled to herself.

"Nope. Nothing interesting. It was pretty boring chiz, actually."

"Aw, well, guess I'll see 你 later Sam. Spence is making another possibly flammable sculpture."

"O.K, Carls. I'll see 你 tomorrow. Bye." She hung up, and as the taxi parked at her house, she smiled, a small, secret, genuine smile, thinking how this was where she wanted to be.

Okay! I hoped 你 guys liked it! I will be working on everyone else's ideas, don't worry! I hope I didn't make 你 wait for too long! Bye, and please click that little review button and make my day! =)