The 下一个 morning when Lisa gets out of her dorm to have a shower, she stumbles upon him and falls to the floor. ‘What the hell...’ She looks at him angrily. ‘What are 你 doing sleeping here?’
‘Ssssh, shhhhh, ssshhhhhhhhh!!’ Whispers Greg because of the hangover. ‘Why do 你 need to make so much noise?’
‘When I told 你 to go to sleep, I meant to your dorm, not here.’
‘This was closer...’ He tries to stand up and Lisa helps him.
‘Oh... 你 look horrible...’
‘Oh no... I can't go to class with this look!!’ He bites his fist mocking at her. ‘I'd better take a shower!’ House pushes her to get into the bathroom before she can do it.
‘Hey, don't! Stop! I was going there now.’
‘Bad luck, 你 should've been quicker.’ He locks the door and Lisa gasps.
‘Oh! Get out! I'm in a hurry, 你 don’t care about going to class on time but I do.’
‘If you're willing to share the bathtub the door is open.’
She chuckles. ‘With you? NEVER! Keep dreaming...’
‘Then you'll have to wait until I've finished... 或者 go to class without having a shower.’
‘You’re a jerk, 你 know? 你 have 5 minutes...’
After ten 分钟 he’s still in there and Cuddy knocks the door. ‘Greg, get out now! I’m late...’
‘I can't have a proper 淋浴 in 5 minutes!!’
‘You’re not going to a date, you’re going to class...’ She looks at her watch. ‘Damn it...’ Lisa takes her hair in a ponytail and goes to his room to look for the keys of his moto 或者 his car. ‘You wanna play, let’s play. If I’m late you’re late too.’ Finally she finds them and goes to the campus.
When House gets out of the bathroom notices she’s not there anymore. He gets dressed and when he’s ready, goes to look for his motorbike keys but he can’t find them. ‘What the hell...’ After putting the room upside down he has to take a bus to get there, but anyway he is late for his first class.
After his morning classes House goes out and tries to find her. When he finally does, shouts immediately. ‘Where the fuck did 你 put my keys??’
Lisa is talking with some new 老友记 and turns to look at him. ‘Since when is it my fault you're a mess?’
‘No, no, no... don't play games with me. I know 你 took them 'cause I didn't allow 你 to use the bathroom.’
‘Greg, it’s your problem. Bye bye, leave me alone.’
He keeps trying to screw with her in front of her friends. ‘Uh!! I know!! You're furious 'cause 你 couldn't share the bathtub with me!!’
‘Believe me, that’s the last thing I would do with you. And if you're trying to annoy me you're not getting it.’
‘You wanna play? Okay... let's play.’ He turns and walks away. Cuddy shouts so he can hear her.
‘You don't know with who you're playing.’
‘No, 你 don't know!’
When she finishes her last class, goes to their residence. ‘Greg? Are 你 here?’
‘No, I’m not!’
He’s lying on the couch. She rolls her eyes and goes to her room, but can’t open the door. She keeps trying holding the doorknob with both hands, she still can’t and goes to the living room. ‘What the hell have 你 done?’
‘Me? What are 你 talking about?’
‘I’m not kidding. What have 你 done to my door?’
‘Maybe it's has been due to the universe order.’
‘This is not funny. Give me the key.’
He is enjoying the moment. ‘Which key? I don't have any key. Try to go in through the window.’
‘I have a exam in two days and the 图书 are in my dorm, and my clothes and everything. I’m serious open the damn door.’
‘I just bought the lock not the fucking keys!!’
‘You're an...’
He can’t see her, but Cuddy makes a gesture to strangle him, then goes to the 厨房 to call a locksmith. Five 分钟 later she comes back to the living room and he keeps on watching TV. ‘There isn’t any locksmith who can come today. As soon they can come is tomorrow morning... I'm going out to lunch with my friends, when I come back, I wanna see my door open.’
‘Hahaha. You'd better pray to God if 你 wanna have a miracle. I can't open it.’
She approaches and stares at him angry. ‘Look, I don't care what 你 do, I don't care who 你 call, I don't care, just open that door.’ Then she takes her keys and goes out.
‘God, that was scary. I think I've peed in my pants.’ He shrugs his shoulders and keeps on watching TV.
Hours later, Cuddy doesn’t just have lunch, she stays with her 老友记 until 晚餐 time and finally goes back home.
Greg is 阅读 a book on his 床, 床上 when she arrives. Lisa goes straight to her down and tries to open the door, but it still closed. She takes a deep breath and opens his door.
‘The key, now. Please.’
‘I told 你 I don't have it, how many times do I have to say it?’
‘Okay, then I’ll sleep here. 你 can go to the living room 或者 your lovely bathtub if 你 want.’
‘Here? Ha! This is my dorm!! My, implies that is not yours. Sorry!’
‘Yes, but it’s your fault that I don’t have my dorm now, and I’m not gonna sleep on a 长椅, 沙发 because you’re a paranoid who has 迷失 his keys.’
‘I'm pretty sure of the place where I leave my keys. And if I can't use my bike 你 can't use your things. It's simple. When I get my keys back, you'll get yours.’
‘Yeah and if your keys are in my dorm?’
He frowns. ‘Are they? Prove my keys are in your dorm and I'll open the door.’
‘Are 你 an idiot? How do 你 want me to prove that? Open the door and get your damn keys 或者 I’ll sleep here and you’ll sleep on the couch.’
‘If my keys are not there...’
House stands up and goes in front of her dorm’s door. He starts pushing it very hard with his shoulder and Lisa looks at him. He keeps pushing the door harder and harder and finally breaks the lock and falls to the ground.
‘Thank you. 你 can get out now.’ She goes into the room and he stands up looking at her.
‘Where are my keys?’
‘In their place.’
‘Where's their place? They weren't in their proper place when I wanted to take them.’
‘I’ve just put them in the place 你 normally have them.’
He stares at her and kills her with that look, then goes to his dorm and notices she 说 the truth. ‘Good.’
‘Good night incredolous...’ She closes her door. ‘And I don't want any nocturnal trip to my dorm now that I can't lock it.’
‘Hmmm... I don't know if I can stand it. Are 你 sure your 床, 床上 isn't too big for you?’
‘Totally. I think I will survive.’ She goes to the bathroom to have a shower. 分钟 later she puts on her pajamas and goes to her dorm to read for a while. House shouts from his dorm.
‘Thank God 你 had a shower. 你 were starting to stink!!’
She rolls her eyes. ‘Good night. I’m not gonna argue with you. There’s a 墙 between us and you’re deserve that I yell at you.’
‘You rather I go there with 你 so we can argue together?’
‘I don’t wanna argue with 你 now.’
‘Okay... I get it... what about in 10 minutes?’
‘Hmm let me think... what about never? I need to sleep. Tomorrow I have to study a lot and 你 should do the same.’
‘Sleep 或者 study?’
‘Both.’
‘Uh... well, I'll see what I can do...’
下一个 morning Lisa wakes up early, has a 淋浴 and goes to 大学 without telling him anything. When he gets up, has his 淋浴 and gets dressed, takes his moto’s keys but when he goes to look for it he can’t find it. ‘Oh shit, and now what? I have the keys but not the moto... You'll soon find out what's what!!’ Greg goes 由 bus and gets late again to his first class.
Lisa’s first class ends and she’s lying on the 草 with two 老友记 to go over their notes, then she sees a familiar face coming towards them. House stands in front of her and speaks slowly. ‘Where did 你 leave my moto?’
Cuddy pretends a surprised face and puts her hand on her chest. ‘Me???’
‘You 或者 any other of your terrorist friends!!’
‘You don't know where 你 park? 你 are still young to have Alzheimer.’
‘Oh come off it!!! I'm not stupid I know where I park my moto and it wasn't where I parked it. 你 moved it while 你 had my keys!!’
‘Smart boy... Have 你 deducted on your own? Sherlock Holmes would be jealous of you.’
He chuckles. ‘Are 你 being ironic? Come on, I created irony!!! Now tell me where is my fucking moto!!??’
‘Parked somewhere in Michigan. Look, we come to an agreement. As 你 have behaved fairly well last night, I'll go with 你 to get your moto after classes. Okay?’
‘Yeah, and after that I will run over 你 with my motorcycle over and over again!!!’
‘Okay, as 你 like. I won't tell 你 where the bike is. I calculate 你 will find it in... a couple of months at least.’
‘Ha!! Very funny. If 你 don't tell me after class I'll kill you. Slowly and painfully. I know how to kill someone with my thumb.’
‘And who doesn’t? If 你 threaten me again is me who will kill 你 slowly and painfully.’
‘Touch me and it will be the last thing 你 do!!’
‘Is that a threat? Look, I'm trembling!!’
‘I don't find it strange, I'm very frightening!!’ He goes. ‘At the end of class!!’
When his classes end, he goes to meet her at the end of her class. ‘Well, well, well, where's my baby, moto’s kidnapper?’
‘We have to walk... 你 can walk, don’t you? 或者 你 have to go always have to go on your precious motorcycle.’
‘Are 你 gonna kidnap my legs too? 'Cause... in that case...’
‘No, shut up and let's go’ She starts walking and he follows her leaving a small distance. After almost half an 小时 they get into an abandoned 车库 that is very dark. ‘Your sweetheart is there, in that corner.’
‘You twisted witch!! 你 brought my moto here!!’
‘Yes, and I brought 你 here too, now can we go home?’
‘We? I'm going home. I don't know what you're gonna do. Actually “know” isn't the correct verb, I meant I don't care what you're gonna do.’
She stares at him serious. ‘I brought 你 here, 你 can’t go 首页 and leave me here.’
‘Are 你 sure?’ He smiles widely and sits on his moto without starting the engine.
‘Greg, please.’ Okay, now she’s a bit scared and keeps staring at him serious. He smiles and starts the engine.
‘Have a nice walk!’
‘No! Greeeg! Please!! GREG!!’ She stands and sees him walking away with his motorbike. Lisa gasps and starts walking in silence. He’s the biggest jerk she has ever met, but Lisa is not less than Greg when she deals with him. After a few meters he smiles and stops. Cuddy looks up and walks towards him. House waits and folds his arms until she’s 下一个 to him.
‘Come on, climb in.’
‘Thank you.’ Lisa nods and does what he says. He starts it again and to go to their residence.
To be continued...
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‘Ssssh, shhhhh, ssshhhhhhhhh!!’ Whispers Greg because of the hangover. ‘Why do 你 need to make so much noise?’
‘When I told 你 to go to sleep, I meant to your dorm, not here.’
‘This was closer...’ He tries to stand up and Lisa helps him.
‘Oh... 你 look horrible...’
‘Oh no... I can't go to class with this look!!’ He bites his fist mocking at her. ‘I'd better take a shower!’ House pushes her to get into the bathroom before she can do it.
‘Hey, don't! Stop! I was going there now.’
‘Bad luck, 你 should've been quicker.’ He locks the door and Lisa gasps.
‘Oh! Get out! I'm in a hurry, 你 don’t care about going to class on time but I do.’
‘If you're willing to share the bathtub the door is open.’
She chuckles. ‘With you? NEVER! Keep dreaming...’
‘Then you'll have to wait until I've finished... 或者 go to class without having a shower.’
‘You’re a jerk, 你 know? 你 have 5 minutes...’
After ten 分钟 he’s still in there and Cuddy knocks the door. ‘Greg, get out now! I’m late...’
‘I can't have a proper 淋浴 in 5 minutes!!’
‘You’re not going to a date, you’re going to class...’ She looks at her watch. ‘Damn it...’ Lisa takes her hair in a ponytail and goes to his room to look for the keys of his moto 或者 his car. ‘You wanna play, let’s play. If I’m late you’re late too.’ Finally she finds them and goes to the campus.
When House gets out of the bathroom notices she’s not there anymore. He gets dressed and when he’s ready, goes to look for his motorbike keys but he can’t find them. ‘What the hell...’ After putting the room upside down he has to take a bus to get there, but anyway he is late for his first class.
After his morning classes House goes out and tries to find her. When he finally does, shouts immediately. ‘Where the fuck did 你 put my keys??’
Lisa is talking with some new 老友记 and turns to look at him. ‘Since when is it my fault you're a mess?’
‘No, no, no... don't play games with me. I know 你 took them 'cause I didn't allow 你 to use the bathroom.’
‘Greg, it’s your problem. Bye bye, leave me alone.’
He keeps trying to screw with her in front of her friends. ‘Uh!! I know!! You're furious 'cause 你 couldn't share the bathtub with me!!’
‘Believe me, that’s the last thing I would do with you. And if you're trying to annoy me you're not getting it.’
‘You wanna play? Okay... let's play.’ He turns and walks away. Cuddy shouts so he can hear her.
‘You don't know with who you're playing.’
‘No, 你 don't know!’
When she finishes her last class, goes to their residence. ‘Greg? Are 你 here?’
‘No, I’m not!’
He’s lying on the couch. She rolls her eyes and goes to her room, but can’t open the door. She keeps trying holding the doorknob with both hands, she still can’t and goes to the living room. ‘What the hell have 你 done?’
‘Me? What are 你 talking about?’
‘I’m not kidding. What have 你 done to my door?’
‘Maybe it's has been due to the universe order.’
‘This is not funny. Give me the key.’
He is enjoying the moment. ‘Which key? I don't have any key. Try to go in through the window.’
‘I have a exam in two days and the 图书 are in my dorm, and my clothes and everything. I’m serious open the damn door.’
‘I just bought the lock not the fucking keys!!’
‘You're an...’
He can’t see her, but Cuddy makes a gesture to strangle him, then goes to the 厨房 to call a locksmith. Five 分钟 later she comes back to the living room and he keeps on watching TV. ‘There isn’t any locksmith who can come today. As soon they can come is tomorrow morning... I'm going out to lunch with my friends, when I come back, I wanna see my door open.’
‘Hahaha. You'd better pray to God if 你 wanna have a miracle. I can't open it.’
She approaches and stares at him angry. ‘Look, I don't care what 你 do, I don't care who 你 call, I don't care, just open that door.’ Then she takes her keys and goes out.
‘God, that was scary. I think I've peed in my pants.’ He shrugs his shoulders and keeps on watching TV.
Hours later, Cuddy doesn’t just have lunch, she stays with her 老友记 until 晚餐 time and finally goes back home.
Greg is 阅读 a book on his 床, 床上 when she arrives. Lisa goes straight to her down and tries to open the door, but it still closed. She takes a deep breath and opens his door.
‘The key, now. Please.’
‘I told 你 I don't have it, how many times do I have to say it?’
‘Okay, then I’ll sleep here. 你 can go to the living room 或者 your lovely bathtub if 你 want.’
‘Here? Ha! This is my dorm!! My, implies that is not yours. Sorry!’
‘Yes, but it’s your fault that I don’t have my dorm now, and I’m not gonna sleep on a 长椅, 沙发 because you’re a paranoid who has 迷失 his keys.’
‘I'm pretty sure of the place where I leave my keys. And if I can't use my bike 你 can't use your things. It's simple. When I get my keys back, you'll get yours.’
‘Yeah and if your keys are in my dorm?’
He frowns. ‘Are they? Prove my keys are in your dorm and I'll open the door.’
‘Are 你 an idiot? How do 你 want me to prove that? Open the door and get your damn keys 或者 I’ll sleep here and you’ll sleep on the couch.’
‘If my keys are not there...’
House stands up and goes in front of her dorm’s door. He starts pushing it very hard with his shoulder and Lisa looks at him. He keeps pushing the door harder and harder and finally breaks the lock and falls to the ground.
‘Thank you. 你 can get out now.’ She goes into the room and he stands up looking at her.
‘Where are my keys?’
‘In their place.’
‘Where's their place? They weren't in their proper place when I wanted to take them.’
‘I’ve just put them in the place 你 normally have them.’
He stares at her and kills her with that look, then goes to his dorm and notices she 说 the truth. ‘Good.’
‘Good night incredolous...’ She closes her door. ‘And I don't want any nocturnal trip to my dorm now that I can't lock it.’
‘Hmmm... I don't know if I can stand it. Are 你 sure your 床, 床上 isn't too big for you?’
‘Totally. I think I will survive.’ She goes to the bathroom to have a shower. 分钟 later she puts on her pajamas and goes to her dorm to read for a while. House shouts from his dorm.
‘Thank God 你 had a shower. 你 were starting to stink!!’
She rolls her eyes. ‘Good night. I’m not gonna argue with you. There’s a 墙 between us and you’re deserve that I yell at you.’
‘You rather I go there with 你 so we can argue together?’
‘I don’t wanna argue with 你 now.’
‘Okay... I get it... what about in 10 minutes?’
‘Hmm let me think... what about never? I need to sleep. Tomorrow I have to study a lot and 你 should do the same.’
‘Sleep 或者 study?’
‘Both.’
‘Uh... well, I'll see what I can do...’
下一个 morning Lisa wakes up early, has a 淋浴 and goes to 大学 without telling him anything. When he gets up, has his 淋浴 and gets dressed, takes his moto’s keys but when he goes to look for it he can’t find it. ‘Oh shit, and now what? I have the keys but not the moto... You'll soon find out what's what!!’ Greg goes 由 bus and gets late again to his first class.
Lisa’s first class ends and she’s lying on the 草 with two 老友记 to go over their notes, then she sees a familiar face coming towards them. House stands in front of her and speaks slowly. ‘Where did 你 leave my moto?’
Cuddy pretends a surprised face and puts her hand on her chest. ‘Me???’
‘You 或者 any other of your terrorist friends!!’
‘You don't know where 你 park? 你 are still young to have Alzheimer.’
‘Oh come off it!!! I'm not stupid I know where I park my moto and it wasn't where I parked it. 你 moved it while 你 had my keys!!’
‘Smart boy... Have 你 deducted on your own? Sherlock Holmes would be jealous of you.’
He chuckles. ‘Are 你 being ironic? Come on, I created irony!!! Now tell me where is my fucking moto!!??’
‘Parked somewhere in Michigan. Look, we come to an agreement. As 你 have behaved fairly well last night, I'll go with 你 to get your moto after classes. Okay?’
‘Yeah, and after that I will run over 你 with my motorcycle over and over again!!!’
‘Okay, as 你 like. I won't tell 你 where the bike is. I calculate 你 will find it in... a couple of months at least.’
‘Ha!! Very funny. If 你 don't tell me after class I'll kill you. Slowly and painfully. I know how to kill someone with my thumb.’
‘And who doesn’t? If 你 threaten me again is me who will kill 你 slowly and painfully.’
‘Touch me and it will be the last thing 你 do!!’
‘Is that a threat? Look, I'm trembling!!’
‘I don't find it strange, I'm very frightening!!’ He goes. ‘At the end of class!!’
When his classes end, he goes to meet her at the end of her class. ‘Well, well, well, where's my baby, moto’s kidnapper?’
‘We have to walk... 你 can walk, don’t you? 或者 你 have to go always have to go on your precious motorcycle.’
‘Are 你 gonna kidnap my legs too? 'Cause... in that case...’
‘No, shut up and let's go’ She starts walking and he follows her leaving a small distance. After almost half an 小时 they get into an abandoned 车库 that is very dark. ‘Your sweetheart is there, in that corner.’
‘You twisted witch!! 你 brought my moto here!!’
‘Yes, and I brought 你 here too, now can we go home?’
‘We? I'm going home. I don't know what you're gonna do. Actually “know” isn't the correct verb, I meant I don't care what you're gonna do.’
She stares at him serious. ‘I brought 你 here, 你 can’t go 首页 and leave me here.’
‘Are 你 sure?’ He smiles widely and sits on his moto without starting the engine.
‘Greg, please.’ Okay, now she’s a bit scared and keeps staring at him serious. He smiles and starts the engine.
‘Have a nice walk!’
‘No! Greeeg! Please!! GREG!!’ She stands and sees him walking away with his motorbike. Lisa gasps and starts walking in silence. He’s the biggest jerk she has ever met, but Lisa is not less than Greg when she deals with him. After a few meters he smiles and stops. Cuddy looks up and walks towards him. House waits and folds his arms until she’s 下一个 to him.
‘Come on, climb in.’
‘Thank you.’ Lisa nods and does what he says. He starts it again and to go to their residence.
To be continued...
Irene3691 ~ SandraCH91 ~ diego27rg
