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你 know you've been 阅读 too much 黑塔利亚 when...

posted by Hanna_Hetalia

Well even Austria knows it...

你 know you've been 阅读 too much 黑塔利亚 when...
1. 你 start laughing hysterically at maps
2. 你 go "Aww" when 你 see two 或者更多 flags together
3. You've learned 更多 history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. 你辩论 about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 或者 96...with supporting screenshots
5. 你 watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. 你 got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so 你 could watch even 更多 APH MADs.
7. 你 dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's 台, 办公桌 for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why 你 put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why 你 drew a small 心 and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. 你 yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. 你 misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. 你 know every country's flag and location, and people think 你 must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. 你 shudder every time 你 hear the name "Russia" 或者 "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever 你 see a fellow 黑塔利亚 fan, 你 shout, "Germaaaannnnyyyyy!" down the hallway.
15. 你 write down your 最喜爱的 pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.
16. 你 end every sentence with "aru."
17. 你 scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time 你 happen to have some.
18. 你 can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. 你 want Prussia back on the map.
20. 你 can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without 你 thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. 你 read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when 你 say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious 番茄 Song like...80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times 更多 patriotic
27. 你 remember Canada 日 BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, 你 completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. 你 want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. 你 recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at 你 funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
I've taken them from this link. If 你 have 脸谱 account, please 加入 to appreciate it :)
If 你 want to add more, let me know :D

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Kai1Seto I follow them all but no 29 has EFFECTED ME FOR LIFE THE MOST!

ILoveL2 I have watched WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY too much Hetalia. I have done EVERY SINGLE one of these. I've heard Romano's Delicious Tomato Song 80 million time......a day.

harlina123 Hetalia is bascally my LIFE! And with 29.. The freaky thing is that Francis is my dad's middle name.

smileyAqua got 100%!!

natle123tmm eveerytime it reached something that I do I started fading off.....

Aldairr_Miles I'm 100% on this..

Lili_Zwingli On 26. it's the opsite for me

Prussia101 Amazing

NekoTheif I can't do that with russia considering he's my favorite character and I wuv him 9not in the creepy way though)

IntrepidKeris Number 13 affected me in a different way. Anytime I hear a noise at night, I'm like "Russia, go away and don't kill me." I also see a country's flag and put a face to it. Always. Hetalia also entirely changed my opinion on the names Francis and Gilbert. And now that you mention it, I will never read or hear the words "international affairs" without smirking or giggling. XD

rowena3215 im starting to become this >v<

Ikuyomi_T I have one You begin to start running in gym class like a italian

demigod324 Okbso the other day i asked my geography teacher where sealand was on the map and she said sealand wasn't a real place, so that night i went home and got on google and looked up the principality of sealand and printed off the home page of the official website....the next day i brought it to school to sho my teacher and she said"ok i guess i was wrong sealand is a place".....but then another one of my hetalia fangirl friends asked her if sealand was real and she said sealand diddn't exsist.......so we came up with the conclusion that our teacher is in denile

HeartfulStitch I am forever guilty of 1 and 2... Though with 2 I don't really go aww... I laugh. I remember awhile back I was sitting in church and they had flags up on the wall, once I noticed them I started to laugh. I couldn't even look at them without busting up in silent laughter. I also remember looking at an atlas and I found myself laughing at it. Whether it was because of "yaoi" (Though I do not believe that was it) or something else entirely I don't know but, I found it hilarious. Hetalia does things to you even if you happen to be a grown woman... Also 24... definitely guilty of that. I LOVE Romano's Delicious Tomato Song~ <3

cocacolagleek so true espically #1

cocacolagleek just gets more and more true every day

anime_cutiez Oh my!! I just started watching Hetalia.. and.. maybe.. I will be the BEST IN HISTORY in our class cuz I'm the only one who watches Hetalia!! Even though I can't seem to similaritize myself to some of these, I will in the future!! I love Hetalia!! ( Although, 14 and 17 is already envading me..) hahaha~

chocolate18 It's true EXCEPT FOR the yaoi ones. I hate slash-shippings and ships that make no sense at all.

Sudrilund hmm let's see......1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 10, 14, 17, 18, 19, 20(never again), 21, 23, 28, and 29......wow.....

America5013 I am 99% on this list.............. who could forget the hero's birth day!!?? and if you do.....you never have been and never will be American...jk

Americat This is so true ! I had a friend who said she was a Hetalian before and when I saw he in the hall I did the 'Gerrmaaaannnny !' Thing . It turned out she was just lying about the whole Hetalian thing and now people call me Germany.

snowwolf2000 lol, I do most of these. I have another one: when somebody says 'draw a circle' you feel the urge to sing "draw a circle, that's the earth. draw a circle that's the earth. I am Hetalia~"

LilMissDoodle I'm so guilty of most of these. And I have another one! When you hear about the Italian restaurant 'Romano's Macaroni Grill', you instantly think that Romano runs it. ...I'm guilty of that one too.

purplepanda453 Yes. THIS. 110% true

helloworld83 mine is all besides the usuk junk

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MMD Hi Pretty Girl

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APH Tell Your World Axis

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Russia and Belarus

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《勇敢传说》 little Nordic,part three!

posted by -Breadqueen-

The 下一个 morning Finland wakes up with a smile as usually,ready to make the Nordics breakfast.
He changes quickly,then of to the kitchen.As he walked down quietly he saw that Sweden was a wake.
Finland:Goodmorning Sweden wasn't thinking 你 were going to be up this late.
Sweden:Goodmorning wife,no am just 阅读 this 文章 about Hanatamago.Finland:I see!WHAT,HANATAMAGO IS
ON THE NEWSPAPER???Finland looked a little confused knowing he didn't share this with anyone that night.

Mintutes later
Denmark and Norway were training with each other,fencing.While Iceland was shoving the snow somewhere else....