What if we're all wrong.....


France: England is mine!
America: No, he's mine!
Japan: Actually, I am his.
England: Guys-
America: He cried over me! He loves me!
France: Entente fucking Cordiale!
Japan: He ran to see me because he wanted to be "friends".
England: Now if you'll all just liste-
France: Sexual tension? Hundred Years War? Jeanne D'Arc?
America: Oh please, do 你 know how many times England's been to my aid and vice versa?
Japan: England-san and are good 老友记 and he doesn't hate me like 你 two.
England: Bloody-
America: Aw hell naw.
England: Hello-
France: He loves me!
England: Will anyone-
Japan: I beg to differ.
England: I'M STRAIGHT 你 IDIOTS!
France:
America:
Japan:
England:
France:
America:
Japan:
England:
France: LOL
America: LOL
Japan: ROR
America: OH THAT'S A GOOD ONE ARTIE
France: I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OH MERDE
Japan: HIRARIOUS
America: I CAN'T- OMG LOOOL
France: OH- OH- MON DIEU
Japan: THAT IS IMPOSSIBRU
America: BEST JOKE SINCE CANADA'S EXISTANCE
Japan: Who's Canada
England: I hate my life.
Canada: I'm right here 你 guys...