I laughed at the Nordics' Character Song

Here's the translation:

ALWAYS WITH YOU

Denmark: "Hey ya, everyone! Get ready to get some good cheer straight from the Nordic region!"
Iceland: "Iceland."
Norway: "Norway."
Denmark: "Denmark!"
Sweden: "Sweden."
Finland: "And I’m Finland!"
Sweden: "Hm?"
Finland: "Ohyaaaaa!"


All: Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!
Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!
Iceland: Nor-
Norway: dic
Sweden: re-
Finland: gion
Denmark: FIVE!
(Norway: Bro, you’re so loud.)
(Denmark: 你 think so?)


Denmark: "We finally got ourselves some time in the spotlight! Cool and stylish! That’s what we gotta be right now!"
Finland: "You’re right about that! We’ve been looking 前锋, 期待 to this moment for a long time! Right, Sve?"
Sweden: "Yup. I’m a... bit embarrassed."
Iceland: "I had a song before this, but 海雀 pretty much hijacked the song for himself. I left him at 首页 today."
Finland: "Whaaaaat?"
Norway: "Wait, so why am I teamed up with bro?"
Denmark: "All right, let’s go!"


Iceland: Nature is calling once again today.
Iceland and Finland: We’re the ones who’re in charge of Europe’s northern side!
(Denmark: We’re in charge, yeah!)
Sweden: The sun may still rise in our home.
Denmark and Sweden: But once in a while, the sun doesn’t set.
(Norway: That’s called a midnight sun.)


Norway: Should 你 find that you’re in quite a bind,
Iceland and Finland: Please call us anytime,
Iceland: anywhere!
Finland: anywhere, okay?


All: When you’re all alone, we’ll be right there!
(Norway: I’ll always stay with you.)
All: When you’re feeling pain, share it with us!
(Iceland: 你 okay sharing with me?)
All: When you’re feeling blue, we’ll drown our sorrows in beer!
(Denmark: Okay, bottoms up!)
Denmark: See that? You’re feeling better 由 the second, yeah!


All: Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!
Wow wow wow wow wow wow, Nordic, ho!
Iceland: Nor-
Norway: dic
Sweden: re-
Finland: gion
Denmark: FIVE!
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