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GaHoolianGirl said:
(Sorry,these are REALLY inappropriate.)
(7-16-12)
Spain-Hey,chica!I have two tomatoes and a churro waiting for 你 if 你 know how to get them. ;) (Naughty Esapña!)q
America-Hey,babe!I was planning on eating a 乳酪汉堡, 吉士汉堡 later,but now I found something better to eat. ;) (Alfred!How dirty!)
England-Evening,love.I have seen plenty of 精灵 in my day,but none so sweet as you. (AWWWW! In my imagination Iggy would always use a gentlemanly pickup line)
Greece-Hi.I was planning to sleep with my cats,but I decied I'll sleep with 你 instead.(Blunt as always.-_-)
Japan-*blushing profusely*Konichwa.I-I was pranning on c-creating a h-h-hent-tai this evening,b-but I would much rather create one with you.(Japan!I didn't know 你 could be so dirty!)
Switzerland-*also blushing*I was planning to take some shots with my gun this evening,but I would rather take a shot at you.N-Not like that!I mean-uhm...(Nice way to screw it up,Switzy)
Canada-Most people usually never see me besides Prussia,but tonight I'll 显示 你 something that he'll never see.(What can I say---he was raised 由 France!)
France-(This had to be bleeped out for use of words that can't be repeated)
N.Italy-Hey bella!~Say,how about-a we do something together!No,not-a in the kitchen! ;) (Gasp!Venizano!)
China-Hello,aru~Usually I bang peoples head with my wok,but tonight I'll bang something else. ;) ( -_- )
I have such a dirty mind!All of these except Iggy's and Switzy's are unbelievabley dirty!Well,the 显示 is rated MA on Youtube...
(7-19-12)
I didn't come up with this one,but I thought it should be posted.
Estonia-I'm going to treat 你 like my paperwork---I'll throw 你 on my 台, 办公桌 and do 你 all night. ( CX )
(7-26-12)
I am always coming up with new ones.
Prussia-Do want to see how long five meters really is? ;)
Korea-Everything is made in Korea,so make sex with Korea! (China: *faceplam*)
Belgium-(I thought I'd try a girl)People say I make the best chocolate,but I think it's best all over my body. ;) ( -_- )
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