How many times 你 answered yes..

The Books

1. Have 你 read Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone/Philosopher's Stone?

2. Have 你 read Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets?

3. Have 你 read Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban?

4. Have 你 read Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire?

5. Have 你 read Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix?

6. Have 你 read Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them?

7. Have 你 read Quidditch Through the Ages?

8. Have 你 read all the 图书 更多 than once?

9. Have 你 read all the 图书 更多 than four times?

10. Do 你 own 更多 than one copy of the books?...

Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter 或者 A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man 由 man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...

1. there are 132 stair cases at hogwards

2. 1.As of 2008, Harry Potter 图书 have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i

3. Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate

4. Hermione’s cat Crookshanks is no ordinary cat as he is half-kneazle.

5. Dementors don’t breed. They grow where there’s decay, like fungus.

6. The 纹身 on Sirius Black’s body are borrowed from Russian...

Ways To Humiliate, Annoy 或者 Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if 你 are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a 移动 on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that 你 understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny 你 think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any 随意 boy 或者 girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6....

– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat 更多 than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom...

In the years following the war the Ministry of Magic struggled to regain the public's trust whilst people struggled to find peace of mind in the uncertainty of Voldemort's disappearance. In 1985 letters start appearing with a very concerning 或者 very hopeful kind of message, depending on your point of view and personal beliefs. They are so anti-establishment, in parts so truthful, and thus potentially dangerous that the Ministry controlled Daily Prophet won't 发布 them 或者 any talk about them on the Readers' Column.

The letters lay out a vision of future where the Ministry no longer exists...

Hey! I'm back to 写作 after a small break. This time, I'm focusing on fandom shipping.

So the half of the 文章 that I wrote in this club are about shipping. I ship Hermione and Harry, like Hermione and Ron a bit, and find Ginny bad about relationships. I also remember I wrote about Albus X Minerva, and I 说 they won't work out. Okay, if 你 have noticed this is all about the hero shipping. What about the villains? They can have a 爱情 life too. If 你 know me, 你 know I mostly hate villains. But people ship Bella and Voldemort together so much, that I had to share my opinion on it....

So I know I'm gonna receive a lot of hatred for this, but I actually dislike Ginny Weasley. I don't hate her, the series are full of characters I cannot relate to 或者 just don't like for some particular reason, for example Cho is one of them.

When I tell someone I dislike Ginny, they start to answer me like this:

"Go read the books!"

This definitely was worse for me. I disliked book Ginny more, and I got it the moment I finished 阅读 the Chamber Of Secrets. She didn't even do anything in the book. It was all Harry saving her and she trembling all the book.

But more, she is wildly overrated in...

There is a 流行的 theory among non-Harry/Ginny-fans that Harry only fell for Ginny as a result of her giving him a 爱情 potion. They claim that Harry's feelings developed too suddenly to be natural and that Ginny was obsessed and desperate enough to do this in order to win Harry. They also claim that the prevalence of 爱情 potions and potions in general within Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince hints that a 爱情 potion was used. The theory is particular 流行的 among film-only fans.

The first problem with this theory is that Harry's behaviour doesn't match that of the only other example...

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley never graduated from Hogwarts.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione appeared on 浓情巧克力 Frog Cards.

The actress who played Moaning Myrtle was 40 years old when the movie was released.

Hagrid didn't have his own Patronus.

Ordinary people see an old abandoned 城堡 in the place where Hogwarts should be.

J. K. Rowling shares a birthday with Harry.

The final Battle of Hogwarts took place in 1998, the same 年 that the first Harry Potter book was published

Professor McGonagall was once a talented Quidditch player herself, but stopped playing after she had an ugly fall in her final...

This 文章 was inspired 由 评论 由 Pensieve_Seeker. It lists 40 examples of ring composition within the series.

1. Voldemort's first defeat is discussed in the first chapter of Philosopher's Stone. He returns in Goblet of 火, 消防 and is defeated for the final time at the end of Deathly Hallows.

2. Harry sees his late parents in the Mirror of Erised in Philosopher's Stone. He sees them again via Priori Incantem in Goblet of Fire, and again through use of the Resurrection Stone in Deathly Hallows.

3. Harry becomes an orphan at the start of the series, and in Deathly Hallows his godson, Teddy...