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哈利·波特与暮光之城 问题

Best MLIT responses :D

When I went to MLIT to see how bad it was, I ran across a few very creepy posts, then I decided to check the 最佳, 返回页首 100 list, and I was surprisingly happy with the 最佳, 返回页首 3 ones.

"Today, I realised that on bad days I come onto this website to cheer myself up and to make me feel happy. Not because I am in 爱情 with Edward and Jacob, 或者 wish I was Bella but because it makes me glad to think there are SADDER people in the world. MLINT." (Notice the 'N'? I'm guessing that means "My Life Is NOT Twilight")

"Today as I was walking down the 街, 街道 I realized twilight was all around me, I hate twilight... MLIT."

"The Department of Magical Affairs is investigating claims of sparkling 吸血鬼 and shapeshifting 狼 nearly starting a war with Italy. This is a matter of Magical Security. Do not be alarmed, we have the situation under control. Thank 你 and please contact local aurors is assistance is needed."
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你 just have to 爱情 last one...
ilovereading posted 一年多以前
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I know, right?
BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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They started a roleplay thread in the last one. It's awesome.
WormtailFan posted 一年多以前
 BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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哈利·波特与暮光之城 答案

Mrs-Grint said:
Yay!

To be honest, the first one sounds like a pretty good idea. When I want to know that there are sadder people in this world I just buy love it! magazine. Now I'll be able to save meself a good ol' 68 pence. *grin*

*keeps grinning*

*stares at 你 creepily through the screen, unblinking*

*passes out*
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posted 一年多以前 
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*stares back and wins the staring contest when 你 pass out*
BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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Son of a banshee!
Mrs-Grint posted 一年多以前
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哈哈 if u check out Potter Puppet Pals and watch "Wizard Swears" It has a bunch of them :)
hpfreak14 posted 一年多以前
narniafreak12 said:
It's not so much an MLIT response, but one 评论 to a response was brilliant. This is the response:

"Today, I realized I am attracted to Taylor Lautner. I'm a guy. MLIT"

This was a 评论 to the answer:

"i think harry potter is also quite attractive. and ron and cedric and dumbledore and hagrid i would also like a bit of mad eye moody and im a guy."
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posted 一年多以前 
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LOL, I saw the Taylor Lautner one too, but I didn't see that 评论
BellaCullen96 posted 一年多以前
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Mad-Eye is bangtidy.
Mrs-Grint posted 一年多以前
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*grossed out face at Annies comment* oh, btw, Mrs-Grint, is it ok if I call 你 Annie?
FredWRules posted 一年多以前
FredWRules said:
*stony faced*
"Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! :D MLIT"

uhhhhhhh!!!! *bangs head against a table*

"Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends 长椅, 沙发 only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep. FML+MLIT"
That guy fails, but this post wins!
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posted 一年多以前 
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hahahhaahha yes i had read this hahahahah i cant believe it that people are that crazy
chagrin91 posted 一年多以前
magic18 said:
there are also some very sad ones:

Lately, I've had a fever and get mad really easily. I'm in pain, and I'm pretty sure I'm getting taller and 更多 muscular. While waiting to transform (I'm obviously about to transform into a shapeshifter), I'm trying to decide who the 吸血鬼 are, and if they're the good kind... MLIT (:

Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a 分钟 before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was 接吻 Edward. He did. MLIT

I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit 下一个 to me. Best 日期 ever. MLIT
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See, now that is just beyond sad!!!!
FredWRules posted 一年多以前
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Their joking, right? Haa Haa :| .. I
DracoLuver posted 一年多以前
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O_o
venvargie posted 一年多以前
Beatlesxoxo said:
Ok so I've been just sorta browsing this club and decided to 加入 in support of Potterheads and I saw MLIT and I was like "what?" I checked it out and saw this and I had to post this one. Check it out "Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! :D MLIT" Srsly??
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