哈利·波特与暮光之城

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哈利·波特与暮光之城 问题

This cuestion is 4 Twilighters(but if u think u got da answer go for it)= Why in the world do u think Twilight can beat Harry Potter?

BTW... I like both but Harry Potter is a bit better, i liked HP scince I was 4, A bunch of (hot) 吸血鬼 are not ganna make me like them more. But i was just wondering anyways......
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This 问题 is for Twilighters (but if 你 think you've got an answer, go for it). Why in the world do 你 think Twilight can beat Harry Potter?
ToyletGnome posted 一年多以前
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Thanks, ToyletGnome.
ThatDamnLlama posted 一年多以前
 MrsRadcliffe posted 一年多以前
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哈利·波特与暮光之城 答案

ChocAttack266 said:
I know it says it's for Twilighters, but I can't resist. Okay, here goes.

Twilight beats Harry Potter in:

1. Wasting trees. Yes, I know Harry Potter has printed many 更多 copies, but the key word there is WASTING.
2. Morale boosting. People can read Twilight and then think to themselves: "I guess I'm not that bad a writer after all."
3. Parodies. I have yet to read Nightlight, but I have a feeling I will be pissing myself laughing.
4. Practical uses. Use copies of Twilight to support wobbly chair/table legs 或者 as a substitute for firewood - it's what it deserves.
5. Negative messages. There is an abundance of them in Twilight; not so in the Harry Potter series.

That's all I can think of for now; if I think of 更多 I'll come back and edit. Sorry if I shifted from the actual question, 由 the way.

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posted 一年多以前 
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Have I ever told 你 that you're awesome? Well 你 are! :D
Athiya posted 一年多以前
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As Smeyers "said" in Uncyclopedia, "I write shitter stuff than this and yet I'm as rich as her!" to J.K. Rowling
AprilCandy42 posted 一年多以前
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Also, JK Rowling donates A LOT of money to charity, as in, millions of dollars annually. That's pretty admirable, if 你 ask me :)
XDRoseLuvsHP posted 一年多以前
KatiiCullen94 said:
im going to say this again, i 说 once before.
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someone can give reasons to which in their 心 are real reasons but to a Twilight hater its only makes them 更多 pathetic soo please can 你 stop these stupid questions, cause all 你 talk about its how crazy the 粉丝 are,, well your only asking for it, of course we are going to sound obessive,, but thats because everyone is dissing our favourite book in which we get defensive ( i think i recall Harropuff* repeat this once, no offense intended)
but we do, we get upset and talk it up.. but we all passionate,, i would agree that all of us are passionate about HP 或者 Hating Twilight.
there is no twilight on here, its a anti..

dont ask this 问题 because ones reason not valid to another, i know that too well. and i dont think anyone wants to be put down for their beliefs.
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posted 一年多以前 
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we only dis 你 for bein obsessive cause 你 are!
tymple posted 一年多以前
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haha then suck me :P:P:P
KatiiCullen94 posted 一年多以前
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She's a fanatic. she's not obessed. like osme other ppl *cough cough* you.
MrsJonasLautner posted 一年多以前
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I don't think 你 are crazy. 你 haven't 给 me a reason to classify 你 as crazy yet. However, I would like an answer. I don't know about other people, but I certainly won't be rude to 你 (though I may debate, I'll be polite about it) unless 你 are rude to me. But while I may hate Twilight, I won't classify 你 as a lunatic just for liking Twilight. Everyone has their own opinions :)
XDRoseLuvsHP posted 一年多以前
top-star said:
becuz according to me twilight's 写作 style is better than harry potter(no offence) and just bcuz harry potter came first and was a hit it doesn't mean that the after coming book can't be better.i've seen many 粉丝 of hp who just want to stay loyal to it as it was there first choice and twilight is not just a book with sexy vampires, it is grammer improving book and with life lessons on how to deal with teenage problms.i agree that hp is a great book but i don't think it is right to turn down twilight just for the sake that 你 liked twilight first. P.S: everyone has their own choice
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posted 一年多以前 
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Well obviously a newer book can be better. When 你 say that the 写作 style is better in Twilight, do 你 mean the first person point of view, 或者 the actual quality of the writing?
ToyletGnome posted 一年多以前
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Also, there are a LOT of grammatical errors in Twilight, so I wouldn't exactly call it "grammar improving," and I didn't find that Twilight really deal with any teenage issues, so could 你 please explain in a bit 更多 detail? :)
ToyletGnome posted 一年多以前
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Oh yes, the wonderful life lessons in Twilight. Lesson One: Pedophilia is okay. Lesson Two: If your boyfriend stalks you, don't bother calling the police. It's okay because he's hot. Lesson Three: If your boyfriend breaks up with you, 你 have to go into a catatonic state for four months and then jump off a cliff. Lesson Four: If 你 treat your 老友记 like crap, and they dislike 你 for it, they are automatically bitches. Lesson Five: If 你 are a girl, 你 have to have a man in your life to be good for anything. Lesson Six: Any girl who doesn't have a man in her life is automatically a 酸, 酸奶 bitch. Want any more?
ChocAttack266 posted 一年多以前
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Well, I disagree with "grammar improving book". There are quite a lot of grammatical errors in that book, as well as the overuse and misuse of the word "chagrin". It really doesn't have a lot of teenage problems. Actually, I find it tells a lot of bad messages to teens (I mean, get married right out of high school, get pregnant at 18 and skip college for a hot boy? I wouldn't call that a great lesson). I respect your choice, though. I'm not saying you're a bad person for liking Twilight better, please don't misunderstand. I'm just debating because, well, it's a 辩论 论坛 :)
XDRoseLuvsHP posted 一年多以前
angeleyes18 said:
i dnt think it can beat harry potter i 爱情 them both equally i just 爱情 the 爱情 story in twilight!! and i think that if harry had of ended up with hermione (which i think should have happened)then i would like it more!!but i do 爱情 a good harry potter film they are immense soooooo much better than the twi 电影院 i think!!:-)


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MrsJonasLautner said:
Why the hell do 你 think harry potter can beat Twilight?
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posted 一年多以前 
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There are a lot of reasons. 你 haven't 给 any reasons as to why Twilight beats Harry Potter. Therefore, I shall 评论 several reasons, and I'll just name a few.
XDRoseLuvsHP posted 一年多以前
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(Btw, thanks, ThatDamnLlama. I agree with 你 :D)
XDRoseLuvsHP posted 一年多以前
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lets see... harry potter isnt made up of 5 page long mindless bable. it is actualy a good book. it has a plot need i continue?
tymple posted 一年多以前
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