Will: I thought 你 hated the holidays.
Sue: No, I just hate you.
Sue: I thought 你 might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.
Will: How did 你 get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.
Sue: For me, the real joy of 圣诞节 was breaking the collective 心 of the 欢乐合唱团 club.
Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?
Finn: Can't 你 see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me.
Will: 你 know what 你 are, Sue? You're a Grinch.
Sue [to Will, Emma and Beiste]: William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.
Sue: You're a regular Agatha Christie. Except even 更多 sexless.
Sue: I'm everybody's Secret Santa. Yeah, 你 can just drop those anywhere.
Sue [to Beiste]: You're not the only person at this school that consumes protein powder 由 the tubful.
Kurt: Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in 爱情 with him and he's actually guy. So we'll call that progress.
Rachel: Whether it's a 心 attack 或者 heartbreak, just like Broadway, the 显示 must go on.
Rachel: I'm very specific when I give a gift. 你 don't know how many 小猫 I gave away because they just weren't right.
Tina: When does Asian Santa arrive?
Mike: I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.
Lauren: I would like Puckerman to 爱情 me. He's a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.
Brittany: Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.
Will: This year, 欢乐合唱团 club's going full Santa.
Mercedes: We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.
Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for 圣诞节 this year: stop friending me on Facebook.
Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
Brittany: Last 年 I left my 袜, 放养 up over 圣诞节 vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their 圣诞节 gift to each other was rabies.
Sue: No, I just hate you.
Sue: I thought 你 might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.
Will: How did 你 get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.
Sue: For me, the real joy of 圣诞节 was breaking the collective 心 of the 欢乐合唱团 club.
Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?
Finn: Can't 你 see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me.
Will: 你 know what 你 are, Sue? You're a Grinch.
Sue [to Will, Emma and Beiste]: William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.
Sue: You're a regular Agatha Christie. Except even 更多 sexless.
Sue: I'm everybody's Secret Santa. Yeah, 你 can just drop those anywhere.
Sue [to Beiste]: You're not the only person at this school that consumes protein powder 由 the tubful.
Kurt: Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in 爱情 with him and he's actually guy. So we'll call that progress.
Rachel: Whether it's a 心 attack 或者 heartbreak, just like Broadway, the 显示 must go on.
Rachel: I'm very specific when I give a gift. 你 don't know how many 小猫 I gave away because they just weren't right.
Tina: When does Asian Santa arrive?
Mike: I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.
Lauren: I would like Puckerman to 爱情 me. He's a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.
Brittany: Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.
Will: This year, 欢乐合唱团 club's going full Santa.
Mercedes: We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.
Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for 圣诞节 this year: stop friending me on Facebook.
Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
Brittany: Last 年 I left my 袜, 放养 up over 圣诞节 vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their 圣诞节 gift to each other was rabies.
