Quinn: Well, Unholy Trinity once again.
Brittany (unenthusiastically): I've had better threesome moments than this, Quinn. No offense. I mean, the freshman with the Down Syndrome still owes me 10 tickets from that 日 we went to Chuck E. Cheese's.
Santana: Why are 你 so down, Brit?
Brittany: I just have a lot on my plate lately.
Quinn: What happened?
Brittany: Well, first I had some disgusting eggs and cheese for breakfast today. Then I felt like I had morning sickness for the rest of the day--
Santana: No, not that.
Brittany: Oh, well...it's about me, really. I'm the senior class president, but I have the worst grades out of the whole school. I have no idea on how to bring them up, nor do I know how to keep my presidency up. And I also had a talk with Coach Sylvester today.
(Brittany had a flashback of when she was in the office with Coach Sylvester. They had a discussion on the sex tape with her and Santana.)
Coach Sylvester: So Brittany, five little birdies told me that 你 put up a sex tape over the internet, containing the inappropriate contents involving 你 and one Miss Lopez.
Brittany: Coach, Santana wanted to be famous, and I just wanted to help her out. I mean, isn't that what my nemesis twin, Britney Spears did?
Coach Sylvester: Could be a possibility. 或者 she may have sold herself to numerous amount of bars in Kentucky 或者 Tennessee.
Brittany: Please don't expell me. I just wanted to provide my 爱情 and support for her. And I have a fear of witches, especially after watching "Wicked".
(Brittany watches as Coach Sylvester scratches her chin, thinking up of some consequences for her.)
Coach Sylvester: Brittany, I 爱情 how you're trying to help. But there are major effects on teenagers putting up 视频 of themselves to sell out. However, I don't want to see 你 fail in life, either. Here's what I'm going to do.
(Brittany comes out of her flashback, and tells Santana and Quinn what she has to do.)
Quinn: Take charge of senior prom?
Brittany: Coach says I'm in charge of clean-up, greeting people at the door, serving the food, decorating the gym room, and providing entertainment to make this year's prom possible. I don't know how to do all of that, though. Also, she told me to finish this whole stack of homework that I've been getting F's on. I don't even know half of the stuff the teachers assigned me.
Santana (looks at Quinn and back at Brittany): Well, you're not alone. All 你 need to raise your grades is some tutoring from your favorite, sexy black panther. Also, Blondie and I can help with the prom coordinations. I mean, we're your 老友记 and running for prom 皇后乐队 anyways.
Quinn: Which, 由 the way, I'm going to win this year.
Santana (rolling her eyes): Just because you're in a wheelchair for an unexpected number of weeks--or possibly months--doesn't mean you're going to win prom queen.
Quinn (defensive): At least I don't b*tch on people every day.
Santana: That was when I was the "closeted" Santana Lopez, missy!
Brittany (smiling): Thank 你 guys so much.
Quinn (holding Brittany and Santana's hands): When we're together, nothing can stop us.
Santana: We rule the school.
Brittany: And the downtown mall.
(The girls laugh and share a hug. Puck watches from the doorway without them looking.)
Puck: Wow...they sure do have a great friendship. Sure wish I could go back to season 1 and just be buds with Azimio and Dave for old time's sake.
(Ryan Murphy whispered something from offstage. Mark Salling got out of character and turned towards him.)
Ryan (whispering loudly): I'm not gonna bring them back!
Mark (to himself): Damn.
Well, what did 你 think? I hope 你 liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Four!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Six!!!
American version
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny
Which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny!
British and Australian version
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
And so say all of us, and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny
Which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (hold then)(pause), which nobody can deny!
British and Australian version
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
And so say all of us, and so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), and so say all of us
and so say all of us
你 make me weep and wanna die, just when 你 说 we'd try
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
When I'm alone, all 由 myself, your out with someone else
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
You're tearing me apart, every every day
You're tearing me apart, oh what can I say
You're tearing me apart
It won't be long yet, 'til you're alone
When your lover, oh he hasn't come home
'Cos he's lovin', ooh he's touchin', he's squeezin' another
He's tearin' 你 apart, oh every every day
He's tearin' 你 apart, oh girl what can 你 say
'Cos he's lovin', touchin' another, now it's your turn, girl, to cry
Na na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na...
(repeats0
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
When I'm alone, all 由 myself, your out with someone else
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other
You're tearing me apart, every every day
You're tearing me apart, oh what can I say
You're tearing me apart
It won't be long yet, 'til you're alone
When your lover, oh he hasn't come home
'Cos he's lovin', ooh he's touchin', he's squeezin' another
He's tearin' 你 apart, oh every every day
He's tearin' 你 apart, oh girl what can 你 say
'Cos he's lovin', touchin' another, now it's your turn, girl, to cry
Na na na na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na...
(repeats0
YAAAAAAAY! :D I feel FANTASTIC and so honored! It's kinda surreal!
I had the fantastic opportunity to be able to interview the sweet and lovable Kaidi, our newest FOTM. Congrats to a girl who truly deserves this honor, I hope 你 enjoy the article!
1. Congrats Kaidi! You’ve just won Glee’s April FOTM, how does it feel?
YAAAAAAAY! :D I feel FANTASTIC and so honored! It's kinda surreal! And do think, the fact that April is my birthday month, I think it makes everything even 更多 awesome! :D [What a coincidence, I won in my birthday 月 too! ;D]
2. When did...
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1. Congrats Kaidi! You’ve just won Glee’s April FOTM, how does it feel?
YAAAAAAAY! :D I feel FANTASTIC and so honored! It's kinda surreal! And do think, the fact that April is my birthday month, I think it makes everything even 更多 awesome! :D [What a coincidence, I won in my birthday 月 too! ;D]
I've never seen a musical comedy TV 显示 before and that was the main thing that intrigued me.
Last night while I was trying to sleep and failed miserably,I kept thinking of the last 显示 I watched before going to bed.Yes as 你 might have already guessed I am a pround 欢乐合唱团 fan.And we fellow gleeks probaly found it hard to stop laughing.Not only is the show's upcoming season going to have two 爱情 triangles,but the fun and well-danced songs are sure to make 你 sing allong in your best imitaing voice.My 最喜爱的 moment so far is the provacitive peformance of Salt n' Peppers "Push It"Which was done in front of regular high school students.The 秒 best is when Rchel shares the brief but somewhat hopeful 吻乐队（Kiss） with Finn.Let's all hope that at least these two people can get a romance right.
