Matthew: Excuse me, guys.
Ryan: Oh, hey. Kudos for your performance in the last episode.
Ian (to Ryan): I knew the whole forgetting-about-'West-Side-Story' thing was going to be a hit.
Ryan (snickers, whispering): What a jackass.
Matthew: What?
Ian: What did 你 come in for?
Matthew: Well, I had a couple ideas for the whole election thing between Burt and Sue. I was wondering if I could share them.
Ryan (stares): So, you're trying to take my job? Is that what you're doing?
Ian: It's my job, too.
Ryan: Yeah, but I'm the main leader of this whole process. You'll get your chance when half of Season 4 is over. (He looks at Ian with a friendly, cheesy smile.) 你 got that, buddy?
(Ian's head drops in disappointment. Ryan turns back to Matt, who is waiting for his chance to speak.)
Ryan: Now, like I was saying--
Matt: I'm not trying to be better than you. I just want to get some ideas across and see what 你 think?
Ryan (shrugs): Fine.
(Matt rubs his hands together and takes out a sheet of paper with ideas on them. Unimpressed, Ryan and Ian closely listen.)
Matt (reading the first idea on the paper): Okay, since Sue's reason is to get rid of the arts, then Burt and Will can both have some type of a fundraiser to help earn money to start a neverending fund for the arts, and to convince parents the reasons why the arts should stay. That way, Burt can win the election.
(Both Ryan and Ian sit there wide-eyed and disagreeing with Matt's idea.)
Ryan: That sounds like crap.
Ian: I couldn't agree more.
Matt: How does that sound like crap?
Ryan: They viewers will be bored with 'Glee' 由 then. Do 你 realize how many viewers we 迷失 since the third season aired?
Ian: My mother's not even watching the 显示 anymore. My whole family thinks 'Glee' is stupid now, and that I'm wasting my time.
Matt: But it's a good idea.
Ryan: What's good about something boring like that?
Matt (crossing his arms): What better idea do 你 have then?
Ryan (making gestures with his hands): Well, 你 know the whole thing with Santana being gay and the presidential smear campaign asking why Sue doesn't have a husband?
Matt: Yeah.
Ryan: Sue gets style 建议 from Brittany since she's, according to Sue, the sluttiest girl in McKinley High. Then Brittany shows her the collection of 芭比娃娃 玩偶 she has stored in her room, and tries to get an idea on what type of clothes Sue should wear--you know, not those old-looking track suits.
(Matt sits there confused and disgusted.)
Ian: Oh, that's good.
Ryan: So then, she walks down the halls of McKinley High, and all of the male teachers get attracted 由 her. One of the female teachers who has gotten out of prison suggests that Sue should take up pole dancing. So Sue goes to the nearest bar and dances on the pole, and all of the men there decide to vote for her.
(There's a silence, and Ian sits there, grinning and fidgeting in his chair.)
Matt: What the f*ck? That's insane!
Ryan: How? The people who do 'Jersey Shore' 显示 people stripping and stuff. Why not Jane?
Matt's Thoughts: Ugh, Jane Lynch in a stripper outfit. Just take all my guts now before I puke.
Matt: This is not 'Jersey Shore', it's 'Glee'. We come up with better ideas than that.
Ian (sarcastically): Sure, like the episode where that Sunshine girl gets sent to a crackhouse. What am awesome idea that is--
Ryan: F*ck off, Ian. I'm a genious. Everyone on the set knows this.
Matt's Thoughts: Except me.
Ian's Thoughts: Agreed.
Matt: You're not gonna put Jane Lynch in a stripper outfit and make her shake what God gave her.
(Ian looks disgusted at the door.)
Ian: I think he already did.
(Ryan and Matt turn towards the door and spots Jane Lynch in a 《海贼王》 stripper outfit. It was purple, made of leather, and shows off her behind. There are 鱼 nets on her legs and purple pumps on her shoes. Her hair was out and almost covering her face. She looked at Ryan, holding a whip in her hand.)
Jane (sexually): 你 like?
Ryan (smiles with pleasure): I like.
Matt (pretending to have a stomachache): I don't like.
Jane (turns her head slowly to Will, speaks with a sexual Sue Sylvester tone): Hello, Matthew. I came from the gutter to give 你 your gift.
Matt (nervous): What gift?
(Ryan and Ian sneak out of the door, turning on the party lights. The room suddenly turned red. Jane walked slowly around him and then sat on Matt's lap. He was really freaking out.)
Matt (shouting): NO!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly, Matt woke up about an 小时 later. He had a huge headache and didn't know what happened. He thought he was at home, but the room seemed different.)
Matt: Hello?
Jane (sitting up 下一个 to him in the stripper uniform, holding a glass of red wine): 你 got the time?
Matt (makes a sick face): God damn it.
Well, there's Chapter Ten. I hope 你 liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Nine!!!!!!!!!
